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3 Names: William Fichtner. Sam Elliot. James Van Der Beek. Yeah, You'll Watch the Trailer for The Big Bang

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (13)



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And there are so many more names, it’s just that those were the only three I could fit into the headline. There’s also Snoop Dogg. Antonio Banderas (who is actually the star). Delroy Lindo. Autumn Reeser (“O.C.”, bitch). And Jimmi Simpson. That cast is the perfect recipe for what’s probably a better-than-average straight-to-DVD flick. That’s actually the vibe I get from the trailer, a heady mixture of overly-stylized poor man’s Guy Ritchie circa that Kabbalah flick, which is to say: Entertaining crap.


(Source: Cinemablend)









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Comments

that just looks like all kinds of fun

Posted by: idleprimate at March 24, 2011 10:11 AM

The trailer does not inspire me.

Posted by: Gavin S. at March 24, 2011 10:12 AM

Wait, um, I think ... no, I can't organize all that in my head. I think I saw something about uncovering God or something!

It looks like Southland Tales again, strands and strands and strands that all lead to a big, tangled ball of twine and end credits.

Sorry Sam Elliot.

Posted by: Murderbot at March 24, 2011 10:24 AM

"Autumn Reeser Sex Scene" would have sufficed.

Posted by: Jimmy F at March 24, 2011 10:43 AM

I suspect he's using "penultimate" wrong. So many do.

This trailer's been out for a while now, hasn't it?
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Posted by: Meander at March 24, 2011 11:04 AM

Hell, I'll see it just for Sam Elliot's hair. Those are some silky flaxen locks.

Posted by: UMG at March 24, 2011 11:56 AM

Everything's better with some Sam Elliot.

Posted by: xoxoxoe at March 24, 2011 12:34 PM

Sam Elliot as Edgar Winter

Posted by: BGoodness at March 24, 2011 1:21 PM

Yes, naked Autumn Reeser is enough to sell it.

Posted by: JustBill at March 24, 2011 1:46 PM

William Fichtner made Drive Angry bearable; he can make this bearable.

Posted by: MM at March 24, 2011 2:12 PM

Seeing "Sam Elliot" and "Big Bang" in near proximity makes me weak in the knees and moist in unmentionable places.

Posted by: Jerry at March 24, 2011 4:23 PM

a heady mixture of overly-stylized poor man’s Guy Ritchie circa that Kabbalah flick, which is to say: Entertaining crap

Dustin, are you saying that the Kabbalah crap movie was entertaining? Because that would essentially invalidate anything you write (or have ever written).

Posted by: Uriah Creep at March 24, 2011 9:11 PM

Meander, I think Elliot used it correctly, providing the detective arrived at the moment before the big reveal, which would make sense, as arriving at the ultimate moment would mean coming face to face with God, and I'm pretty sure no one has done that since Il Paradiso.

Posted by: Reba at March 24, 2011 9:18 PM