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11-11-11 Trailer: Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The Worst Trailer Narration Of All Time

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)

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I know, I know. I bitch about trailer voiceovers a lot. But bear with me, you gutless maggots.

First, the synopsis for 11-11-11, which already suffers from terrible titling.

After the tragic death of his wife and child, famed American author Joseph Crone travels from the United States to Barcelona, Spain, to reunite with his estranged brother, Samuel, and dying father, Richard. However, fate has a different plan for Joseph as his life becomes plagued with strange happenings and the constant sightings of the number 11. Curiosity quickly turns to obsession, and Joseph soon realizes that this number holds a horrific meaning not only to himself but possibly to all of religion. Isolated in a foreign country with only the support of his companion, Sadie, Joseph soon realizes that 11/11/11 is more than just a date; it’s a WARNING!

OH MY GOD IT’S A WARNING. Seriously, that was terrible. Also, didn’t we already do this with The Number 23? Different plot, I know, but still. OK, the good news is that it’s written and directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed… um… Saw II!

No? Well, he also directed Saw III!

AND Saw IV!

Yeah, this movie’s fucked. But then, so is the trailer. Even it’s tongue-in-cheek ending line falls flat.




Wait! There’s also this trailer!

Yeah, that sucked too.

Ugh, I’m totally gonna get stuck with this one, aren’t I. Balls.









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Comments

Is that trailer for real?
Could be the worst voice-over ever.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at October 19, 2011 10:44 AM

Wait, wait, wait. This is a real movie? Not a student film or a joke? "You are fucked" is a TAGLINE? I...just...no.

Posted by: KatSings at October 19, 2011 10:52 AM

OK, so in the first trailer, the voiceover guy is basically READING THE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION TO US. DEATH is the only punishment for that.

So 666 wasn't good enough? 13 isn't scary enough? Fucking 50 isn't bad enough? 11 11 11? That's a move in Dominos. Wimps.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 19, 2011 10:53 AM

It's true that much evil will flourish on 11/11/11: I understand couples are lining up en masse to get married that day.

Heh-heh.

Anyhoo, ,daughter the violinist-for-hire hopes to make a fortune that day, so anyone badmouths 11/11/11 has to deal with ME.

Posted by: , at October 19, 2011 10:54 AM

Bah - is nothing sacred. Armistice Day is an important date, too important for no talent morons like this to go tromping crap all over it.

Posted by: Squirrel at October 19, 2011 11:04 AM

Can't even finish the first one, good LORD that's terrible narration.

Posted by: Nadine at October 19, 2011 12:22 PM

Isn't that the normal comedy voiceover guy? We SURE this isn't supposed to be funny?

Posted by: Luke at October 19, 2011 12:34 PM

The praying angels are far more creepy.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at October 19, 2011 12:47 PM

"Be careful looking for meaning where there is none"
Yup. Pretty much sums it up right there.
Ugh, I’m totally gonna get stuck with this one, aren’t I. Balls.
Yup. TK - You. Are. Fucked.

Posted by: Odnon. at October 19, 2011 12:50 PM

So.. It's like, Number 23 meets Exorcist: The Beginning, meets Legion?
COUNT ME IN.

Posted by: Nazsha at October 19, 2011 1:19 PM

On the plus 11-11-11 is the date the new Elder Scrolls is released! Anybody else going to the midnight opening and dressing up as a pathetic loser?

Na, me either....

Posted by: googergieger at October 19, 2011 2:07 PM

So.. It's like, Number 23 meets Exorcist: The Beginning, meets Legion?
COUNT ME IN.

I can't watch the trailer at work, but that just might have sold me. Sounds awesometacular.

I... actually didn't mind The Number 23. {hands over Pajiba card} (cries a little}

Posted by: MM at October 19, 2011 2:27 PM

{takes MM's Pajiba card}

{tears it apart}

{sets it on fire}

{buries the ashes}

{salts the earth where they're buried}

Posted by: TK at October 19, 2011 2:29 PM

{cries harder}

Posted by: MM at October 19, 2011 2:54 PM

P.S. Someone just insulted The Crow in the Posthumous Movies post...

Posted by: MM at October 19, 2011 2:57 PM

It's all academic. The same rube who predicted The End of the World (tm) back in May is now saying that, honest and for true, the end will be here on Friday October 21st.

I've got my popcorn and my zombie-killing weapon. I look on the bright side - if the end does come, at least we'll be spared this celluloid diarrhea.

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 19, 2011 3:52 PM

Yeeeeah, I'll just be playing Skyrim.

Posted by: Andrew at October 19, 2011 5:58 PM

Seriously how is this self proclaimed nerd haven not have bajillions of articles devoted to Skyrim?!?

Posted by: googergieger at October 19, 2011 7:56 PM

I'm really disappointed that all these deeply shitty films are sullying an important occasion like Nigel Tufnel Day.

Posted by: gbeenie at October 20, 2011 3:19 AM