Do You Prefer Matt Damon As Serious Action Star Or Serious(ly Gay) Dramatic Actor?: Elysium vs. Behind the Candelabra Trailers
After getting a look at the exoskeleton-looking mechanism Matt Damon wears in Elysium yesterday, we now have the trailer for the sci-fi/action flick. Damon plays Max, one of the unlucky people forced to live on a violent, crumbling, and filthy Earth while the wealthy live on the Elysium. Max allows some shady looking fellows to perform surgery on him with a bone saw, fusing the exoskeleton to his body so that he can take down the elite that are living it up on the fancy space station. Bunch of assh*les.
In Behind the Candelabra, Damon plays Scott Thorson in the Liberace biopic. Thorson was Liberace's (Michael Douglas) lover for five years, until he could no longer ignore Liberace's wandering ding-dang and split. Damon is rocking his lip gloss and fabulous outfits in this one, I must say. However, the most glorious part of the whole trailer might be Rob Lowe wearing Joan Rivers' face.
So, how do you prefer your Matt Damon? Choose or Damon will punch you in the f*cking face.
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