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December 3, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | December 3, 2008 |

Ah, glorious sequel news. Ben Stiller confirmed that there will, indeed, be a sequel to Zoolander, that huge, blockbuster $45 million movie that was funny for about 15 minutes before the joke wore incredibly thin. Turns out, Stiller thinks he can run that goddamn joke into the ground for another 100 minutes. And good God: Putting Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, and Owen Wilson in the same movie again is like finding a one-trick pony with 12 legs. Actually, I bet that’s a pretty good trick. Anyway, by “confirmed,” I of course mean that Stiller said that he thinks it’d be a really good idea if someone wrote a funny script. And by funny script, I mean a Ben Stiller script, which is to say, Not Funny.

Elsewhere, somebody somewhere is digging up scurrilous rumors that Speed 3 not only in development, but that they’re trying to persuade Keanu Reeves to return, while somebody somewhere else is saying that Keanu Reeves says it’s all bullshit. However, that same somebody who said that Keanu has nothing to do with Speed 3 also said that he isn’t ruling out a Bill and Ted’s sequel. And while everyone is busy making up shit, I’m gonna go ahead and offer up my own rumor: Keanu Reeves is in “intense negotiations” to reprise his role in a sequel to The Lake House, wherein he will stick himself in a mailbox and airmail himself two years into the future, where he’s forced to star in ill-advised sequels. And by “intense negotiations,” of course, I mean: I’m talking out of my ass. The only difference between me and AICN? I’m actually admitting it.

Doesn't Matter -- You Get Both! Maybe / Dustin Rowles

Industry | December 3, 2008 |

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