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Rules for Surviving a Zombie Invasion

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | September 9, 2009 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | September 9, 2009 |


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You know what the great thing about No Whining Wednesday is? I can pimp the hell out of Zombieland, and your hands are tied. No whining, motherfuckers. And it doesn't matter how much of an unrepentant whore I am for this movie. Zip it, chumps. The trailers for this movie give me wood. Which I will put nails in, and which I will use to kill me a zombie or three.

I discovered a few fun little promo clips for Zombieland via the Sony YouTube page. Normally, I don't really like to act as a de factor marketing person for a film, but most movies aren't Zombieland, now are they?

If this movie sucks, I will be devastated. Crushed, like a zombie windpipe underneath Woody Harrelson's boot.

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