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September 5, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 5, 2008 |


Yesterday, the bit we did on the cooking show, “The Cooking Loft,” as it is apt to do around here, broke it into a fellatio discussion, because obviously, when you think of cooking shows, you think of Rachael Ray, which naturally makes you think: Blow job. The mind of a Pajiban, folks.

Anyway, the Zack and Miri Make a Porno movie poster, which the MPAA banned here in the United States (the whores up in Canada still got it because instead of hand shakes, they exchange salutary hummers) because it’s apparently to … suggestive? I dunno. It does, however, provoke a few questions on nature and form. Also: There’s no way that’s your O face when you’re Seth Rogen and that’s Elizabeth Banks hanging around your nether region. And second: It’s slightly hard to tell whether that’s Rogen down there, or if Banks’ pubus has a giant Jewfro.

By the by, Zack and Miri Make a Porno opens on Halloween. I’m going to dress as a knob-gobbler this year.

(Picture Source: First Showing)

Hummers / Dustin Rowles

Industry | September 5, 2008 |

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

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