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Zac Efron Makes a Poopy Funny

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (28)



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I’m terrified of posting this video so soon after Agent Bedhead’s review of Hannah Montana, for fear that you’ll think that Disney recently became our corporate overlords.. They haven’t (kudos to Bedhead’s courage, though. Even if I had tolerated Hannah Montana, I’d never have mentioned it here. I don’t have the stones.).

Nevertheless, if you haven’t seen it yet, Zac Efron displayed something closely resembling a sense of humor over the weekend in his High School Musical 4 skit on “SNL.” I’m not sure, but I may have even noticed some personality-like substance, though I don’t want to get carried away here. But I do appreciate self-deprecation, even if it is a toolshed mocking his own wrenches. Even Kevin Smith, over on Twitter, announced that Efron was “genius” in this skit. Of course, Smith was baked out of his goddamn head at the time, which can be the only logical excuse for watching “SNL” while it was airing.

Check it out, unless you’d like to keep your unpleasant associations with Zac Efron intact:











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Comments

*pops the efron cherry*

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2009 5:40 PM

...and gets to take my own sweet time about it.


c'mon, doesn't anybody else wanna tap this?

(it's passed out and really seXXXy)

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2009 5:58 PM

Eh, I mostly want to tie him down and cut his fucking douche-tastic hair. What the fuck? How does he even keep it out of his eyes?!

Other than that, this got a chuckle out of me. Which is more than I can say for most SNL skits these days.

Posted by: lizzieborden at April 13, 2009 6:01 PM

feels good, don't it? shh, shh.

(don't wake it up)

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2009 6:11 PM

Efron looks like the lovechild of David Cassidy and Rob Lowe... but seems to have less talent than either.

Posted by: Spender at April 13, 2009 6:15 PM

ooo, yeah. i know what you mean. i think i'm going to stick around and tall-mingle ALL over this bitch.

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2009 6:18 PM

I dunno, gp. Boy looks like a mannequin. Although when he's not doing a bunch of Disnified shit, he's getting condoms for Christmas and going to sex shops, so I bare an inkling of respect for him. Meh, I'd throw him a pity fuck.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 13, 2009 6:20 PM

Efron looks like the lovechild of David Cassidy and Rob Lowe... but seems to have less talent than either.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That's so perfect. HAAAA!

Posted by: figgy at April 13, 2009 6:23 PM

nothing pity about it, this is a hate fucking.


the prettier the face, the sweeter the tears.

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2009 6:24 PM

okay, so now i've started to skeeve myself out.

i don't feel right about this anymore.
i can't just take advantage of this sleeping thread. it's groggy comments thrilled me, but...

no, just, no.

i'll come back when this thread is more alert, when the comments come within 2-3 minute intervals. i want this thread to give me its consent.
and mean it.


because
(no backsies)

Posted by: gp at April 13, 2009 6:31 PM

Nope. Can't do it.
Every time I see a commercial for that 17 Again movie, I want to tear someone's throat out with my teeth, and then smash their head to broken pulp with the TV as they lay crumbled on the floor choking on their last bloody bits of life.

Posted by: Rykker at April 13, 2009 6:49 PM

This...was...funny?

No...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: George at April 13, 2009 7:03 PM

No, I'm sorry, but this isn't funny. He's just reading lines with no expression.

Posted by: Lucas at April 13, 2009 7:18 PM

throughout the entire skit, I had to keep rubbing my eyes to make sure it wasn't jimmy fallon up there. that voice! that lack of upper lip!

Posted by: melia at April 13, 2009 7:32 PM

At the very least, this mind candy erases my memory of last night's Thunderdome-esque brawl in the A & C review comments. And my chafing from being manhandled by the list Gods. But he is a twink's twink.

Posted by: Lance at April 13, 2009 7:55 PM

Awww... he seems like a nice enough kid. It's not his fault he's so pretty and can dance like Gene Kelly and has the voice of an angel...

Posted by: Ciji at April 13, 2009 8:37 PM

Alas, Hulu has deemed me unworthy of all this Zak Efron-iness. They say their videos are only available to those from the US, and that we European bastards can click here to check availability. Thanks but no thanks - I don't really care enough.

Posted by: JureF at April 13, 2009 9:20 PM

This skit made me like him. Somehow he reminds me of Brad Pitt in his early pretty boy days.

Posted by: Gigi at April 13, 2009 9:24 PM

Awww
I heart Zac
in very
(very)
small doses. :)

Posted by: Chickaboom at April 13, 2009 9:42 PM

JEALOUS MUCH? THIS KID'S GOT THE "IT" FACTOR. PLUS HE'S A TRIPLE THREAT. BRAD PITT AND TOM CRUZ WEREN'T GREAT ACTORS AT TWENTY- ONE EITEHR. BUT THEY ALWAYS HAD THAT SPECIAL QUALITY THAT MADE YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ON FILM. ZAC'S GOT "IT" TOO AND HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE / GROUNDED PERSON. DON'T BE A HATER. BE HAPPY FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS FOUND HIS CALLING AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. WE ALL WISH WE COULD HAVE A CAREER WE LOVE AND GET PAID FOR DOING IT.

Posted by: BLAIR at April 14, 2009 12:25 AM

Hahaha Skitz. That was some of your best work. And all in caps too, for that added touch.
Is this a new character you're working on?
I think the addition of Walt Disney was just what any sketch needs. Awesome.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 14, 2009 12:36 AM

well, with all the SCREAMING, this pup's wide awake.

(thrill is gone)

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2009 12:46 AM

Ugh. Seriously, this guy wears more makeup than all the female members of my family COMBINED.

Posted by: vic at April 14, 2009 12:59 AM

I'd hit it.

And in related news, did you guys see the Weekend Update Bitch Pleeze/Celebrity Blogger segment? It almost made me pee myself a little. IMMEDIATELY made me think of Pajiba and how we're all "I'd never fuck Katherine Heigl/Zac Efron/etc" until of course we're actually faced with them...

You can catch it on Hulu:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/67442/saturday-night-live-update-celebrity-blogger

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at April 14, 2009 1:26 AM

His presence is a continued reminder of how pretty and fem all the boys are these days. Blah. Can't get into it.

Posted by: tt_marie at April 14, 2009 10:38 AM

Uh... That wasn't me, Optimus... Either somebody's pulling our collective leg, or somehow a loony slipped through the cracks...

Posted by: Skitz at April 14, 2009 11:48 AM

What I can't understand is why I've had two dreams about him in the past week! Get outta my head, Efron!

Posted by: Melissa at April 14, 2009 2:29 PM

Didn't anyone else want to give Jason Sudeikis a toothbrush and some Listerine after that last sketch? I'm sure the kid washed his foot before Sudeikis had to suck on it but *ew*!

Posted by: stardust savant at April 14, 2009 2:44 PM