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Will Zac Efron Be the Next Spidey?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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Take this with a huge grain of salt that you roll into a festering wound like a tiny tiny snowball, wherein it picks up all the bacteria, and then poke it in your eye, but a UK Tabloid by the name of OK — a bastion of responsible journalism and integrity — is reporting that Zac Efron will play Spider-Man in Marc Webb’s Spidey reboot. In fact, he was apparently hand-picked by Tobey Maguire, who obviously has a lot of say in who his replacement is, cause that’s just the way the Entertainment Industry works (just ask David Letterman, who was hand-picked by Johnny Carson to take over “The Tonight Show,” which is where he still remains today. Or, at least, according to OK magazine). OK is so knowledgeable of the situation, in fact, that they have specifics on his payday, which is expected to be 9 million pounds (or $140 million American).

Of course, they completely ruin any shred of credibility they might have mustered by making up all that previous shit by indicating that Vanessa Hudgens is being considered as a co-star. Ha!

Yeah. Uh huh. OK. Because Sony thought, “Hey! While we’re rebooting this franchise, why don’t we go ahead and destroy it, too! Two birds. One magnificent stone!”

The more interesting story, here, is the list of possible actors who could take over the role, as surmised by Flick Sided. I haven’t actually put a lot of thought into it, besides thinking that it’s probably Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s to lose, but come to think of it, there are quite a few actors on that list that I’d like to see get the role, including Patrick Fugit, who may be too old, and the guy I think would make the best choice, if they are indeed going younger: Jamie Bell. Dude can act, y’all. There other choices on the list that I’m not terribly crazy about — Chace Crawford, Lou Taylor Pucci, Reece Thompson (who is cool, but shouldn’t even be in this conversation) and perhaps the dumbest possible choice on the planet, in Daryl Sabara, who is not only a complete unknown (if you haven’t seen World’s Greatest Dad), but a ginger.

Spider-Man is not a ginger.

(Rumor via /Film)









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Comments

This doesn't bother me too much. He's actually not that far from the Romita PP. Maybe a little tall, but that didn't stop Jackman.

But Vanessa is no MJ. That would be Laura Prepon.

Besides, the girl needs to be Gwen. Till she gets whacked at the end anyway. Maybe Kristen Bell.

Posted by: Dave at January 31, 2010 11:21 PM

I'm not upset by this rumor, because the Spider-Man reboot is gonna be a wet splattery shart. It will be so bad no one will even be able to muster any outrage about it; it will bore the world, ruin a career or two, and then disappear until that year's Razzie Awards, after which it will disappear forever.

Think The Spirit.

Posted by: Jerce at January 31, 2010 11:34 PM

I just keep thinking, "They'll never let Spider-Man get THAT bad." Then I remember X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Then I get a nose-bleed. Then I pass out for a while, I think; and when I wake up I'm covered in blood and the newspaper reports that the local serial killer, The Axe Man, has struck again.

(This is a cry for help)

Posted by: superasente at February 1, 2010 12:06 AM

*dialing Clarice Starling of FBI*

Hold onnn, superasente/Hannibal Lecter...hold oonnnn....just stay put...!

Posted by: popejenn at February 1, 2010 12:14 AM

Spider Man 4: Bottom

Posted by: Orrin Hatch at February 1, 2010 12:19 AM

Eh. At least he doesn't make me want to punch him in the face like Maguire did.

Posted by: figgy at February 1, 2010 12:45 AM

JAMIEBELLJAMIEBELLJAMIEBELLJAMIEBELLSQUEEEEEEEE!!!!

Billy Elliot is one of my favorite movies EVER, and the only dramatic film I own on DVD.

P.S. That header pic. I have no words. Jamie Bell, please.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 1, 2010 2:39 AM

Please NOT Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Plllleeeeeassse? I love him so much (and no, I haven't seen 500 Days of Summer or G.I. Joe so I'll just pretend neither one of them exists).

If he takes Tobey Maguire's sloppy seconds, it will make it that much harder to love him. Plus, it won't do his career any good. Because we can all agree that this reboot will be a wet, splattery shart. (h/t Jerce)

Posted by: MM at February 1, 2010 3:39 AM

I was thinking Jim Sturgess for Spidey, but he might be too old.
Oh and btw. 9 million pounds is 14 million dollars, not 140.

Posted by: Margrete at February 1, 2010 8:00 AM

Zac Efron's too tall to play Spiderman. For fuck's sake, if you're going to cast the role way too tall, at least cast a decent fucking actor in the part. I cannot get behind this rumor. My brother will still force me to see the new film regardless of who is in it, and I will be the one blamed for its suckitude.

Posted by: Robert at February 1, 2010 9:29 AM

"In fact, he was apparently hand-picked by Tobey Maguire..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, handpicked by a notorious alcoholic and degenerate gambler that happened to get lucky he landed that franchise. WHAT could possibly go wrong? I really hope they do this so we can get rid of Spiderman movies AND Efron.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 1, 2010 9:40 AM

"Zac Efron's too tall to play Spiderman."

Are you seriously one of those people?

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at February 1, 2010 10:21 AM

Here's how they do it. Make the casting of Gwen the big news. Play that up with a big name actress. Then do MJ the same way the comics did. Aunt May wants to set Pete up on a blind date. He's of course certain that it's going to suck. Then WHAM "Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot." Mary Jane, played by Intern Rusty.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 1, 2010 12:35 PM

I think it would be nice to cast someone more age appropriate for the role of a high schooler. Efron is 23, Bell is like 25, and Levitt is nearly 30. They need to go the Harry Potter direction and find an unknown 18 year old who will look the part and have a decade to grow into the series.

Posted by: ed newman at February 1, 2010 2:02 PM

A decade to grow into the series? At this rate we'll be getting a second reboot in 2016.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 1, 2010 4:53 PM

I think the proper term is a "cubed boot"...

Posted by: ed newman at February 1, 2010 5:02 PM

"Zac Efron's too tall to play Spider-man."

Wolverine is supposed to be like 5'4". He was played by Hugh Jackman.

Posted by: Craig at February 3, 2010 12:11 AM