You're A C*cksucker, Snow White: Casting News For Snow White and the Huntsman

By TK | Trade News | June 22, 2011 | Comments ()

By TK | Trade News | June 22, 2011 |


Caesar: the eldest, with the longest beard (McShane)
Nero: the angry one.
Tiberius: the biggest and burliest (Eddie Izzard is in talks)
Hadrian and Trajan: the twins.
Constantine: solemn and blind (Bob Hoskins is in talks)
Claudius: the timid one (Toby Jones is in talks)
Gus: young, unbearded, seemingly smitten with Snow White.

Not bad, right? Anyway, the film is directed by Rupert Saunders, in his debut. It will star Thor Chris Hemsworth as the Huntsman, with Charlize Theron as the Queen. That's a solid cast, right there. Oh, and Snow White will be be played with lip-biting stoniness by Kristen Stewart.

Well, no one bats a thousand, I guess.

Cocksuckers.


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