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You Get A Movie! You Get A Movie! And You Get A Movie!: Angry Birds Coming To A Theater Near You

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 12, 2012 | Comments ()

Let's just think for a moment here. What will this movie be about? What is the plotline? Are they going to trace the beginnings of the bird and pig feud? Will it start with a Romeo and Juliet love story between one of those pink birds and a mustachioed pig? Or will there be a parody of sorts of journey movies? The young red bird, the most useless of the Angry Birds, has to deliver a special golden egg to someplace, but encounters all of those asshole pigs on his trip. I suppose we'll find out in 2016. I can wait.

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