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oh wow. is that raj from what's happening?

where's dee? she was the best bratty little sister from my albeit very white childhood.

and “Lust over Topanga”?
Way to make my day!

Is that the classroom from Welcome Back, Kotter? Except for the computer, it looks like that classroom.

'You're wearing a sleeveless shirt and a winter hat!'

Bwahahahahaa.
I love Jason Schwarzman, the dude would have been AMAZING if this was a real sitcom. And I wish it WAS a real sitcom. You just know that when they did their very special episodes, it'd be Schwartzman(I dont know how to spell his name so im trying every variation) reliving his performance in Spun and getting high out of his gord on ...was it crystal meth?
Then he'd have stayed awake all week and tried to form a midnight study session which would have gone terribly wrong when he finally crashed out and a fire started from one of his lit cigarettes(which he'd have started smoking on his descent to bad behaviour) nearly killed his students and he and they ended up in hospital and that Jock kid would have had potentially career ending burns on his legs and Teach would have learned a valuable lesson about Crystal Meth and Jock kid would have been fine by next week and Teach wouldn't have gotten fired but may have impregnated a hooker which would be the next 'Very Special Episode' when she died and the baby was left to him as its dad and he would totally have DNA tests done but while waiting for the results would grow super attached to the baby and realise he did want to be its dad after all only to find out he wasn't the father and the kid would go into foster care and the audience would go 'aaaaaaaaaaaaw' as the gentle, african american social worker(they always are on sitcoms) took the baby away and Jason would look sad and wonder if he'd ever realy have his own kids but then realise, his STUDENTS where his kids really.

If you sat that whole thing out loud fast enough, you almost dont notice its a HUGE run on sentence.

It's YouTube celebrity and teenage douchebag Bo Burnham! I hope this doesn't mean he's about to get a real career doing shit for Apatow.

You nailed it with the Friday night line up comparison. I see shades of Mister Rooney all over Schwartzman's hip to the lingo of the teens portrayal. Easily as good as Saved By the Bell, which has not aged well.

Plus I kind of want to pinch his little cheeks for wearing a corduroy jacket with elbow patches. Geek chic.

It's Bo Burnham! The rapping basketball kid. He's freaking hilarious. He has a youtube channel that I almost don't want to pimp, because while I wish him success, I kind of want to be the only person who knows who he is.

Quite a conundrum.

The line about the English language being his biggest rival? Too smart. Too funny.

Sorry, misquoted:

"I hear you make keys as a hobby?"
"Yes."
...
"And you... enjoy? making keys?"
"...obviously..."

(It never hurts to plan ahead for comments section teardowns, does it? No matter how unlikely?)

I saw Rushmore in the theater three times and thought it was good, but the whole "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill Murray is a halfway decent serious actor" shocked vibe from the hipsters was annoying.

But the praise for the movie went straight to Jason Schwartzman's head and blew his ego up to the size of the fucking universe. The fact that he was made the centerpiece of that years MTV Movie Awards show where he played his director charcater nerd from Rushmore sealed a permanent "I'm just SO much hipper and cooler and with it and hipper and cooler then you could ever hope to be on your bestest day ever so don't even bother even dreaming about it, just suck my cock" smirk on his face and attitude in his mind.

I loathe him and pray that he is horribly injured in a tragic on set accident involving a water tower and an arc light.

Late to the party, but everybody keeps saying this is Friday night ABC-esque, when OBVIOUSLY, it's Saturday morning NBC. Just had to say it.