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By Seth Freilich | Trade News | October 7, 2008 |


This is fucking bullshit. Some douchebag who writes for Spike’s website wrote an article counting down the top 10 movies men won’t admit they love. The number one move, Love Actually, is a legit choice. I dig the movie and ain’t afraid to say so, but definitely not a “guy” flick. I’ve never seen the flick that came in second, Sense and Sensibility, but I have no qualms about it being there. Almost all of the rest of the flicks, however, I call some serious shenanigans on. Lookit:

10. What About Bob … are you kidding me? Who doesn’t proudly love this flick?
9. Bettlejuice … are you fucking kidding me? This movie is the tits, the tits, the tits.
8. Good Will Hunting … I don’t love this movie, but it doesn’t seem particularly unmanly to fess up if you do.
7. When Harry Met Sally … ok sure, this one, I get. Great movie, totally not manly to fess up to enjoying it though. But fuck it — it’s quality.
6. The Goonies … unbelievable. I don’t know any man who wouldn’t admit to loving this. And if I ever met a man who loved it and was embarrassed by that love, I’d punch him right in the fucking throat and do the Truffle Shuffle on his god damn grave.
5. The Princess Bride … shenanigans!
4. Garden State … our own resident drunk already covered why this flick is great, backlash notwithstanding.
3. Say Anything … fuuuuuuuuuuuck you!

This list seriously makes me want to kill. But instead, I’ll turn off my rant and let y’all say whatever this makes you feel the need to say.

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Yet Another Bullshit Top 10 List

I Guess I'm Just Not a Man's Man / Seth Freilich

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