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The Daily Trade Round-Up / Daniel Carlson

Trade News | July 26, 2007 | Comments (36)


I hope you kids are ready for some hardcore nerd time, because today’s trade round-up is 100% geektastic and guaranteed to make you just a little paler and geekier.

I don’t keep up with superhero comics, but I do partake of my fair share of the alternative titles filling today’s marketplace. This is a good time to be a comic-book fan who doesn’t really feel any desire to hack through the dense foliage of backstory that’s overgrown the established heroes of comic history; for instance, I was aware that Captain America got shot, but I didn’t really care, since I’d only glancingly paid attention to the first couple issues of Marvel’s “Civil War” series. I was even in a comics store in the day the Cap Gets Blown Away issue hit stands, but wasn’t even aware, since I was shopping for something else.

One of those books I read and love is Y: The Last Man, written by Brian K. Vaughan and with art led by Pia Guerra, so I’m both excited and nervous that a feature film is being made from the series, which revolves around Yorick Brown, a guy in his early 20s who, along with his male pet monkey, Ampersand, is the sole survivor of a global plague that wipes out every other man instantaneously. Yorick, with the assistance of a government black-ops specialist, Agent 355, and a cloning research scientist, Dr. Mann (ha), sets out on a cross-country journey to discover how and why he survived the plague and to make his way across the ocean to his girlfriend in Australia. Vaughan’s story is an epic one, interweaving characters and story lines in ways that have made me more emotionally vulnerable than I like to admit (Yorick’s stop in Kansas early in the series kills me every damn time), and it’s easy to see how it could be adapted to the screen. But I think the story’s length makes it more suited to a pay-cable miniseries, or maybe a show that would be guaranteed to end after two years, like “Rome.” The comic is closing in on its finale, and will comprise 60 issues by the time it wraps, so it’s a given that a two- or even three-hour film would have a tough time doing anything but hitting the highlights. Still, at least the creative team handling the film has a decent pedigree: The script is being adapted by Carl Ellsworth, who wrote the low-level but dependable Disturbia as well as Red Eye and a truly classic episode of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” and Disturbia helmer D.J. Caruso will direct. True, Caruso was responsible for the deeply flawed Taking Lives, which seemed flimsily retro-built from the scene where Angelina Jolie got topless, but he also directed a few episodes of “The Shield,” so he can likely handle the inevitable violence (trust me) that a film of Y: The Last Man would necessarily include. The project is just now getting off the ground, so no stars are attached yet, but since I love the books so much — and I do, I really do — I have to be optimistic about the film. For now.

Turning now to a classic comic that helped make it safe for Vaughan and other authors to deconstruct all variety of genres: The cast was announced this week for Watchmen, Alan Moore’s staggeringly awesome 12-issue comic from 1986 about a world where someone decides to start knocking off superheroes, who have mostly retired. Here we go:

  • Jackie Earle Haley will play Rorschach, who’s investigating the superhero murders.
  • Billy Crudup will play Dr. Manhattan, who is blue and pensive and has many powers that it would take too long to explain.
  • Patrick Wilson will play the Nite Owl, a lonely crimefighter who’s like an out-of-work Adam West, only younger and way, way sadder.
  • Malin Akerman will play Laurie Juspeczyk, aka the Silk Spectre.
  • Matthew Goode will play Adrian Veidt, aka Ozymandias, presumably because Jude Law wanted too much money.
  • Jeffrey Dean Morgan, previously best known as Denny “I Bought it to the Strains of Snow Patrol” Duquette on “Grey’s Anatomy,” will play the Comedian, an unbalanced hero-turned-merc.

That’s a pretty decent cast, especially Crudup and Wilson, though I’m nervous that director Zack Snyder (300) will take a deft, psychologically complex story and turn it into something dull, bleating, and lacking any hint of finesse. Still, I know I’ll probably wind up seeing the film, if only to see if Snyder’s man enough to include the pirate comic sub-story.

Finally, this morning’s trailer watch brings the preview for Wes Anderson’s The Darjeeling Limited. Some people think that Anderson built from good to better to best with the Bottle Rocket-Rushmore-The Royal Tenenbaums arc and then suffered only a minor misstep with The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. For reasons I’ve already stated, those people are wrong, but I still think Anderson’s got enough skill and integrity in him to make a good movie. The plotline for his new one follows the same template as his others — boys trying to be men, reconciling their awkward families and relationships to the tune of lesser-known ’60s pop-rock — but damn it all if I’m not a sucker for Jason Schwartzman. I know I’ll be there opening day, saying a prayer for Surf Boy:

On a last geek-related note today, I’ll be spending the weekend in San Diego at Comic-Con; any Pajibans who’ll be there for the shindig and are interested in meeting up should shoot me an email. I’ll be the bearded guy with glasses trying to avoid getting crushed in the crowd by all the other bearded guys with glasses.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. He reads a lot of comic books, but has also known the intimate touch of a woman. So, don’t give up hope, kids. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.









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Comments

Sorry, no change in paleness I can see, but that isn't really your fault.

Y: The Last Man movie = hell yeah! I cannot possibly express how much this makes me happy with a computer and my limited grasp of the English language. I agree it would probably be better done in a miniseries format, but final judgment will be held until further review.

Posted by: Vermillion at July 26, 2007 6:57 AM

OK, I am not asposed to be commenting as much now, and I have never personally used this term, but:

squee!

Ass-Dad as the Comedian? Adrian Brody in a new Wes A. film?

Hives of excitement.

Posted by: Ranylt at July 26, 2007 7:01 AM

I was aware of Crudup as Dr Manhattan (thanks to a previous trade round up comments section) but Jeffrey Dean Morgan as the Comedian? Beyond perfect in my opinion, he's got the perfect level or surly darkness under the surface to pull off the role. And his voice is perfect for it. My only minor gripe is that although Wilson is awesome he's a little too good looking to be playing Niteowl in his later years.... but that's not going to bother me too much.

I am squeezing my eyes shut and praying they don't fuck this up as I type. Which is probably making finishing this post harder than it should be.

I still haven't read Y: the last man, it's been on my "buy this on payday" list since the Comics for the Pajiba mindset thread but unfortunately I keep getting distracted (Guillermo del Toro boxset... pretty...) it's now been bumped back to first place. The creative team looks pretty solid though - here's hoping.

Also: It's anatomically impossible for me to be any paler, I practically glow in the dark, but I did feel my geek levels rise.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at July 26, 2007 7:09 AM

"Written by Roman Coppolla" erm isn't that Nicholas Cage?

Posted by: Tariq at July 26, 2007 7:19 AM

Jason Schwartzman? India? The potential Owen Wilson nose-job jokes? I am so stoked for Wes Anderson's new movie.

Posted by: Faye at July 26, 2007 8:02 AM

Ranylt - what's with your self-imposed comment ban?

Well, anyway, that's almost all incredibly good news, though Snyder makes me nervous. I liked 300 and Dawn of the Dead, but neither is what you would call "complex". He's got a certain ham-handed intensity that I fear could ruin an epic like Watchmen. But there is no better news than Crudup as Dr. Manhattan.

Posted by: TK at July 26, 2007 9:06 AM

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, previously best known as Denny "I Bought it to the Strains of Snow Patrol" Duquette on "Grey's Anatomy"

Ha! I was going to say something along the lines of "or previously best known to Pajiba readers as ASS DAD" -- but Ranny beat me to it. ;)

I haven't read Watchmen but I'm guessing the Comedian character must suffer an early death because JDM eats it in every project he's involved with. Hell, on "Weeds" his character was dead before the series even started. Now that's impressive.

Posted by: litelysalted at July 26, 2007 9:10 AM

I freaking love Y:The Last Man. Haven't finished it yet, but I'm not entirely comfortable with a movie adaptation. I mean, I'm not against it or anything, I just love it so much that it better be a DAMN close adaptation that takes my breath away or I am gonna flame that mother like there is no tomorrow. =)

Posted by: Kim at July 26, 2007 9:39 AM

I love Y: The Last Man - have the first 8 trades. Love that there is a defined story arc and a predetermined hard stop - no dragging the story on forever. Now, while I am not one of those readers who gets all up in his righteous indignation when story lines and characters are shortened or removed from the book (comic or otherwise) I always envisioned this as a cable TV series. I can just see spending a weekend blowing through 4 Netflix envelopes of episodes of Y: The Last Man - The Series.

Any truth to the rumor that the Watchmen costumes have all been changed to banana hammocks and tanning oil?

Sorry to pick a really small nick on you (grumpy mood this morning I guess) Billy Crudup will play Dr. Manhattan, who is blue and pensive and has many powers that it would take to long to explain. I think you left out an o

I'll try to send you that DVD this weekend

Posted by: Brian at July 26, 2007 9:53 AM

hmmm... am I the only one that's having a hard time seeing JDM as The Comedian? not that I've got a better substitute. seeing as Jude Law is out (cue Hallelujah Chorus), I'm all about 'Watchmen.'

Posted by: shyestviolet at July 26, 2007 10:55 AM

Since I started reading Y: The Last Man, for some reason I've always felt that Ryan Reynolds should play Yorick. The appearance is about right and he's got the perfect smartass side to him. I think it could be good.

Posted by: Joe at July 26, 2007 11:58 AM

Tariq: Nicolas Cage is one of the Coppola clan, but he is Roman's cousin (I double-checked IMDB to make sure he didn't just change his name).

Owen Wilson...Adrien Brody...Jason Schwartzman...Wes Anderson?? My squee meter just broke.

Posted by: bonnie at July 26, 2007 12:00 PM

It's so weird that the casting people in Watchmen made fantastic calls at first and then added two final(?) people who have nothing to do with anything in there. I mean, Jeffrey Dean Morgan as the older, tough guy who fought in the Nam and became a merc?? I'll wait to see that, I really hope to be proven wrong here. But Silk Spectre as a blonde (!), swedish(!!) model (!!!) that bears no resemblance to the original character just came out of nowhere. Trust me, this particular piece won't work, even if the film turns out great.

Posted by: Gargumma at July 26, 2007 12:10 PM

Man, I love Y: The Last Man so very much. I heard some rumblings a while back about Topher Grace playing Yorick, but who knows.

Posted by: Jen at July 26, 2007 12:24 PM

I'm with Gargumma, The Comedian needs to be a lot older and why of all people a blonde Sweidsh model whose most famous acting gig was "that chick who took her shirt off" in Harold & Kumar of all things.These two just stick out:
Patrick Wilson (Hard Candy)
Jackie Earle Haley (Little Vhildren)
Matthew Goode (Match Point)
Billy Crudup (Almost Famous)
and then:
Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Grey's Anatomy)
Malin Akerman (Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle)
It's gonna take a miracle and tons of makeup to make this work.

Posted by: Fink at July 26, 2007 12:32 PM

Damn it all:
"blonde, Swedish model"

Posted by: Fink at July 26, 2007 12:34 PM

I've never heard of Y: The Last Man, but that cast looks pretty nice, so, hip-hip-hooray, I say. Huzzah especially for Patrick Wilson and Jeffrey Dean Morgan; the Denny subplot was probably the last thing I actually cared about on Grey's Anatomy, mostly due to his performance.

Posted by: Telis at July 26, 2007 1:06 PM

I'll be at the Comic Con on Sunday with my 3 month old daughter who'll be dressed as Princess Leia (the white robed Leia, not the gold bikini you fucking pervs) if we get the outfit by then. She's going to hate us when we show the pictures to her future boyfriends. Mmwwaahhh!!!
Oh, and keep your distance Daniel. You stay behind the Pajiba veil and keep writing reviews, monkey boy!

Posted by: Kballs at July 26, 2007 1:16 PM

Love love love Y The Last Man, but not to put too fine a (geek) point on it, Joss Whedon extensively rewrote the classic Halloween episode you are referring too, so I wouldn't put too much stock in Ellsworth's contributions there.

Well, yeah, Whedon rewrote pretty much everything early on, and I would never attempt to rob him of credit. But I'm clinging to the hope that Ellsworth at least got some good ideas/lines into the script that stuck. --DC

Posted by: thatchick at July 26, 2007 1:48 PM

Watchmen is my all-time favorite comic book run. There is no way anyone will get me to see this movie, no matter how great the casting, because I know I won't be satisfied. I learned my lesson after V for Vendetta. And as you mentioned, Daniel, what will be done with the pirate story? Perhaps it could be worked in subtly, but having seen 300 I don't have much faith in that.

Ahh,I'm very scathing and bitchy when it comes to things so near and dear to my heart.

Posted by: ohgrl at July 26, 2007 2:31 PM

I believe in Anderson, but I believe more in Baumbach. Margot at the Wedding...mmmmmm.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at July 26, 2007 3:21 PM

Y: The Last Man, just like Watchmen, should be a fucking mini-series.

Some of that cast is OK, some of it I have reservations with. What I have problems with is the inherent limits of a movie. I expect 90-100% of the interior (the pirate) comic script to be cut. I expect all of the material in the journals to be cut. I suspect that most of the historical plot will be cut, leaving only brief dialogue snaps of the previous Silk Spectre and the Comedian. Hollis' scenes will be completely cut. The newsstand location and individuals will be cut.

Fuck - with all that, even this season's Heroes plot line will have more substance.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at July 26, 2007 4:21 PM

Awesome trailer. And those are my two favorite Kinks songs -- gotta Wes Anderson's music choices.

Posted by: J. at July 26, 2007 4:25 PM

Writer Carl Ellsworth was fired by Joss Whedon immediately after completing the script for this episode.

What about that line doesn't make you think this will be a gawd-awful mess?

Okay, fine. Unsourced quotes notwithstanding, the movie will probably fuck up the source material. -- DC

Posted by: idiosynchronic at July 26, 2007 4:28 PM

So, DC, O Bearded, Eyeglassed One, is that you in the "featherbrain caption contest" advert, upper left below the banner? Is that big wooden thing a Gandalf/Yoda walking staff?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at July 26, 2007 4:57 PM

Nope. Sorry to disappoint, but that's not me in the ad. If it were, I hope the caption would read something along the lines of, "I want someone to shoot me in the face and defecate on my corpse to punish me for wearing a hat like this."

Posted by: Daniel Carlson at July 26, 2007 5:12 PM

I just read that Dane (fucking) Cook is scheduled to be at Comi-Con this year. My inner geek is raging and threatening to spew vomit all over my office.

Posted by: pinkcheese at July 26, 2007 5:53 PM

Snooze...not a comic geek here, but does it mean I'm a de facto geek by enjoying the Wes Anderson news included in this geek round-up?

Are you a leader among the geeks because you've known the intimate touch of a woman? I will admit to being married to a geek (computer, not comic), and can say that having the social skills required to land a woman, in addition to whatever particular knowledge makes you a geek, is a winning combination.

I guess I don't have anything too meaningful to say, but felt inspired to post because the Entourage episode involving Comic-Con was one of my favorites.

Posted by: katy at July 26, 2007 6:44 PM

Y: The Last Man, just like Watchmen, should be a fucking mini-series

Imagine a high-budget HBO minisseries of Watchmen... Man, just the thought of it has always made me smile.

BTW, about Heroes (and 20% of the worst in Watchmen alone would have more quality than that crap): the series plagiarized Watchmen grossly near the end of this past season. I'd be definitely thinking lawsuit if I were Alan Moore, but I don't know if he can do it (DC issues).

Just to reinforce my previous comment: to anyone who doesn't know Laurie Juspeczyk/Silk Spectre, a character in Watchmen, just imagine Natalie Portman's face on top of a voluptous smokin' body and long brown hair, around her 30-31s in 1985. And yet, she's not particularly out of this world, just a beautiful woman next door. They go and get a fucking blonde, skinny, green-eyed model. Next: Josh Holloway as Mr Magoo.

Posted by: Gargumma at July 27, 2007 1:59 AM

I am diggin Goode as Ozymandias. He's more ideal in my opinion than Law would have been. Bleach Goode's hair and you have Gibbon's art come to life.
Patrick Wilson is wonderful. My dream is to see him play Captain America.
I wonder who wil play Sally?

Posted by: Mr. West at July 27, 2007 9:41 AM

YAY! Wes Anderson!!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!
It looks sublime. I am so excited.
I'll be at the Nickelodeon on opening night.

Posted by: go big red at July 27, 2007 4:25 PM

I adore Patrick Wilson and hope he makes a decent Nite Owl ^^ But if they fuck up this movie I swear to Christ it will rain fire. A miniseries would probably be better, but no matter how much I expect them to rape that comic I'm going to see it and cry when they take out the pirate comic.

I'm just glad that they didn't pick a pretty guy to play Rorschach.
Please, please let them include the journal, please!

Posted by: Kate at July 28, 2007 2:22 PM

I am self-admittedly not a comic geek, so I know I'm going to get ripped apart for saying this: Y: The Last Man sounds a lot like the upcoming I Am Legend.

In other news, Adrien Brody peers deep into my soul.

Posted by: Hannah at July 28, 2007 7:14 PM

Like other posters here, Watchmen is my favorite graphic novel and I'm a bit ambivalent about it's adaption.

I'm glad they've cast some lesser-knowns (Crudup withstanding), but I wish they had gotten their relative ages right. Comedian is the oldest, followed by Veidt. Rorshach & Nite Owl are next. Spectre is the youngest, and Manhatten would look about her age. But Haley & Crudup really throw this out, and it'll be interesting to see how they compensate.

They'll have to chop a lot out, but hopefully keep Rorshach's Journal and The New Frontiersman.

Posted by: Phew at July 30, 2007 12:05 AM

Hannah,

"Y: The Last Man Standing" is nothing at all like "I Am Legend." While they are both set in a post-apocalyptic world, in "Y" it is because all the males (save Yorick and his monkey) in the world are dead, but all the women are still alive, and in "I am Legend" I think pretty much everyone but Will Smith and his dog appear to be dead. They are also incredibly different thematically.

"Watchmen" has been my favorite "comic" since I first read it in the late 80's and just yesterday I polished off the 9th "Y" trade papaerback.

I am cautiously optimistic about Snyder taking the helm of the "Watchmen" movie. I loved the "Dawn of the Dead" re-make. "300" was perfect for what it is. I think he did a great job putting Frank Miller's graphic novel on screen. It was a near perfect adaptation. By everything I've read, I think Snyder understands "Watchmen", just like he understood "300". If you know what I mean...

It's a good time to be a geek.

Posted by: Ajax19 at July 30, 2007 9:36 AM

Ajax19,

Thanks for the clarification. Pretty much all I know about I Am Legend is that it is based on a book of the same name and that Omega Man was based on the same book. Both it and Y: Last Man Standing sound intriguing.

Posted by: Hannah at July 30, 2007 5:07 PM