Pajiba

Wrecked, huh? Is it a double-entendre meant to imply that everyone in the car was shit-faced and decided to go for a drive in the jungle?

And what's with the music? BOWWWWWWWWWAAAAHHHWWWWW. That song is the culmination of years of practice and probably quite a bit of money for guitar lessons, and this guy decided to play the same cord over and over again with what sounds like the mild use of a whammy bar. Hold all of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' calls. There's a new Best Song sheriff in town.

If I was Adrien Brody and woke up with no memory in the remnants of a car crash at some unspecified location in the wilderness with 2 corpses, I think I would be most distressed with how alarming large my nose is.

If you’re in a car at the bottom of a ravine, how far can you really be from a road.
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And yet, every once in awhile there's a story about someone who survives 10 days trapped in a car 50 feet down a hillside from the road, because really, who ever thinks to look down there? I know I'm busy drinking grain alcohol and snorting coke and fingerbanging the hot teenage chick in the jump seat while I'm driving, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

chord.

RE: DISTANCE FROM A ROAD

Notice that he's crawling the entire time because his leg is fucked thirteen ways from breakfast. I imagine someone grabbed the wheel and fought with the driver while the car careened into the wilderness. If the car was going 40-50 mph in a relatively straight line through the woods and managed to avoid direct hits with any trees, it could get a solid 2-3 miles off whatever road it was traveling before coming to a stop. And what if the "road" they left was a gravel path in the middle of nowhere where the "killer" could dispose of the bodies? Then you're moving him at least 2-3 more miles away from any realistic source of vehicular travel, bringing our total to 4-6 miles. Also, he's apparently stuck in the car for awhile, then has to gather himself physically and mentally once free of it, not to mention the complete lack of food or water to strengthen his looming attempt to escape his predicament.

People get lost 10 feet from their front doors in blizzard white-outs. You think you can find a road miles away in an unknown direction when you have to DRAG yourself (not crawl because his leg is seriously jacked up), with no food or water, just after suffering some pretty significant brain damage? Well Ku-fucking-dos, my friends. Bear Grylls has some godamned competition on his hands.

KBalls: MARRY me.

Also, I will take Adrien Brody and his fantastic giant nose and have their babies. Mmmm Brody + mmmm Brody nose.

thanks to that image of sexing Brody's nose, i almost lost my breakfast beer.

How can I imagine waking up in a car not knowing who I was? I wouldn't have any memories of imagining it, would I?

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Guess I just got pwned! LOLZ!!!

*makes wanking gesture with right hand*

Did I see Meat Loaf for like 2 seconds at 1:40?

Tina . . .

nevermind.

Well now I don't know if I want to watch the trailer. If it would be more interesting to find out who he was along with him...and the trailer gives that away...should I watch the trailer?

*finger hovers over the play button*

@MM

Seeeee!

I wish I could find the link to the original story, but here in my parts, an elderly woman in her early 80's crashed her car down the side of a mountain pass embankment and wasn't found for three days. Not only did she survive, she came out relatively unscathed (she was mildly dehydrated when found by the rescue workers).

So long story short-bushy bushes and steep angles can hide a lot of crazy shit and little old ladies born and raised in the Kootenay wilds are tough nuts to crack.

Kballs is on fire today. In a previous post, he poetically deconstructed Kirsten Dunst, and here he schooled Dustin (and perhaps Picklemonkey). BAM!

I'd go with Fingermonkey Picklebang myself.