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World Be Getting Warmer, People Be Getting Colder

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (26)



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I know I’ve been an absentee critic/writer/whatever around these parts of late, and I wish it weren’t so. But the real world job is treating me like the suit-wearin’ businessman I am, when all I want to be is just a gangsta, I suppose. In any event, I had to crawl out of the deposition hell I’m in to share this story, because it rules.

Jon Gnarr is my new favorite Mayor, and he should be yours too. Gnarr is apparently a comedian in Iceland, best known for playing the awesomely-named Georg Bjarnfredarson. As one news article describes Bjarnfredarson (I want to marry that name!), he’s “a nasty, bald, middle-aged, Swedish-educated Marxist whose childhood was ruined by a militant feminist mother.” Another one of those characters? Sheesh!

So for a laugh, Gnarr’s political party (called the Best Party) won recent elections in Reykjavik, Iceland’s capital, taking 34.7 percent of the vote and over a third of the council seats. So last week, Gnarr was sworn in as Mayor. But because his Best Party only got a plurality of votes, now he’s got to build a coalition. And the reason he’s my favorite Mayor? Because he has a fantastic prerequisite for his new coalition partners — they must have seen all five seasons of “The Wire.”

Fucking genius.

Sadly, as New York Magainze tells us:

Unfortunately, Gnarr seems to have internalized the lessons of the show all too well, quickly demonstrating the difficulties of maintaining one’s principles while in public office by teaming up with center-left Social Democrats “despite Mr. Gnarr’s suspicion that party leaders had assigned an underling to watch ‘The Wire’ and take notes.”

Good to know that politicians are broke-ass cheaters even in Iceland. But still, good on ya, Gnarr.

…I don’t have anything funny or clever to end this post with. Too tired. Come up with an appropriate concluding quote from “The Wire” in the comment section, would ya?









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Comments

Bunny Colvin: "Middle management means that you got just enough responsibility to listen when people talk, but not so much you can't tell anybody to go fuck themselves."

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at July 7, 2010 4:26 PM

No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.

Posted by: Julie at July 7, 2010 4:32 PM

they always disappoint...

Posted by: phaedawg at July 7, 2010 4:40 PM

Actually that looks more Dutch. Shouldn't the "sheeeeeet" have one of those little circles over it.

Posted by: Jay at July 7, 2010 4:43 PM

The game is rigged. But you cannot win if you do not play.

Posted by: Mick J at July 7, 2010 4:49 PM

i'll have what she's having

Posted by: ian at July 7, 2010 4:51 PM

A man gotta have a code.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 7, 2010 4:59 PM

Mr. Julien and I have just started watching The Wire and are 10 episodes
in. For that reason, I have not read the post or the comments. I looked
up one of the actors online and instantly gave myself a spoiler so I'm
trying to be pretty careful.

Lurkers: What a pointless post and yet I took the time to type it and there
it will be until it falls of the end of the page. Come. Join us. I've proven it need be neither relevant nor entertaining. Surely with a bar set this low you have naught to fear.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 7, 2010 5:02 PM

In addition they must also come up with a better ending to Lost AND provide a complete synopsis of Mulholland Drive.

Posted by: John W at July 7, 2010 5:07 PM

Lambs to the slaughter.

Posted by: myjetski at July 7, 2010 5:26 PM

Here in America, the prerequisite is apparently watching and taking notes on all the seasons of Hannah Montana.

Pay crucial attention to how Miley is able to withhold the truth of what exactly goes on in her life from her friends and classmates. And how she is able to use her power as the nation's biggest popstar to not help the lesser people, but to provide for herself in her lavish Malibu home.

Posted by: penelope at July 7, 2010 5:37 PM

"You want it to be one way, but it's the other way."

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 7, 2010 6:56 PM

Bjarnfredarson comin'!

Posted by: sansho1 at July 7, 2010 7:02 PM

Surely with a bar set this low you have naught to fear.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien

That bar is set low indeed.

And there, I just added absolutely nothing to the conversation too. Post your drivel, your nonsense, your huddled musings.

Posted by: Brenton at July 7, 2010 7:16 PM

"Just 'cause a fool say he different, don't mean he be different".

Posted by: oskar at July 7, 2010 7:32 PM

"Look da part, be da part motherfucka!"

Posted by: Gozer at July 7, 2010 8:01 PM

You would rather live in a world of shit then let the world see you lift a shovel.

Posted by: schrome at July 7, 2010 8:16 PM

"Sheeeeeit, I'll take any motherfucker's money if they givin' it away!"

Posted by: Dill The Devil at July 7, 2010 9:41 PM

Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?

Posted by: the new transported man at July 7, 2010 10:01 PM

"There you go, givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck"

Posted by: Ruder Forms Survive at July 7, 2010 10:29 PM

Ruder Forms Survive: did you by any chance take your name from the Capricorns album of the same title, or did they quote it from somewhere else?

Oh, yeah, The Wire quotes... eerrr...

"You happy now, you bitch?"

Posted by: Dill The Devil at July 7, 2010 11:06 PM

Pawns get capped quick, 'less they some smart ass pawns.

Posted by: chayes at July 8, 2010 12:02 AM

I'm just a gangster, I suppose.

Posted by: jmag at July 8, 2010 11:38 AM

"All night long, you been drinkin' like yo ass is candy."

Posted by: Keef at July 8, 2010 11:52 AM

Character A = Bunk
Character B = Mcnulty

A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***
A - F***
B - F***

I might have left out one or 2.

Posted by: Brian at July 8, 2010 4:50 PM

How my hair look, man?

Posted by: rich diculous at July 8, 2010 7:56 PM