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Wolverine vs. The Comedian


And the Glory of YouTube Commenters / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | March 30, 2009 | Comments (30)


Here’s a little bitch session between Wolverine and The Comedian, assembled by some random guy (literally, his YouTube name is ItsJustSomeRandomGuy).



Entertaining video. Unfortunately, I don’t have a lot to add, but in attempting to find something interesting to say, I accidentally peeked at the YouTube comments. And I’m going to have to advise against doing that in the future. I may have broken my brain in three places. I’m going to need some serious epoxy to repair it. Those people take their random YouTube videos seriously.

For instance, M33Grov had this to say of the video: “well alan moore has writed lot and lots of cool comics he is one of my favourite writers but he is being very very unfair.”

The context for that statement is clearly inside of that man’s own head.

Dagon1234567, however, is clearly someone I wouldn’t care to run into on the street. He comments, “The Comedian bang a vetnamies and shot her but he is still cool.”

Now, that is cool.

But my favorite was this exchange over the correct usage of the word “tool.” As in, Dane Cook is a giant toolbox.

LordThree

Just remember, the only thing LOWER than a pimp is a cuckold, so your admittedly near the bottom of the barrel. If you take offense and consider it an insult when someone tells you to read a book, then you’re admitting your some kind of ignorant primate. ALL APOLOGIES lord douche sniffer, feel free to get hit by a truck. Now, “Lets leave it at that” I’ll call you an ASS a couple times, you’ll stfu and, be the ‘bigger man’ and run off to lick yer fucking wounds. GOOD DAY SIR.

BigTymerPimp

Wow, talk about venting your anger on the internet. I will just smile and say have a wonderful day my fellow human. I hope your not as big of a dickhead in real life as you pose to be on the internet. Probally not, your probally a tool in real life. Notice the correct usage of the word tool sir, notice it and please leave me alone you idiot. Sorry Youtube people that I wasted your time along with this idiot argument, I apologize. No more replys from me on this video.

LordThree

You’re asking for the last word then? LOL
I never said you looked like an ass but you’ve said that to me 3 times now. I guess I’m justified in sinking to your level now? “switching around your wording”? I wasn’t aware that I did. I’d invite ANYONE to READ A BOOK, especially someone who doesn’t know jack-fuking-shit yet feels that he’d be helpful by spreading false information. I know you consider yourself to be a BIG TYMER PIMP, but consider how gay that is.

BigTymerPimp

I don’t know “jack-fuking shit” there you go again sir with your sense of superiority for knowing the correct usage of the word “tool”which I really don’t care for. I know how to spell fucking by the way, and I picked this name because it amused me, and because dumbasses like YOU actually take it seriously for some reason. You are definetly trying to make me look like the bad guy, I don’t see why. Obviously you want the last word not me but I will reply for the last time.


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And that, folks, was this week’s edition of “Fun with YouTube Comments.” Give your mind a few hours to recuperate, and head on back to the Pajiba for an exciting night of events we have planned. First up, “Fun with Amazon Commenters” (featuring our own Holland Oates), and later tonight, embarrassingly pointless Twitter bickering between movie bloggers, starring Latino Review’s @elguapo1! Talk about a toolbox!

(H/T to the Always Classy FlickFilosopher)


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Comments

Never do this again.

O god my brains.

(the 'iron man' marvel and DC 'reboot' one is quite hilarious). link is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRh9MFW9FU

Posted by: twig at March 30, 2009 4:25 PM

wow. just...Wow.

and for even more imbecilic postings just read Anything on yahoo answers.
it's like 4th graders asking the inanest of questions and a boatload of creepy avatars directing them on how to search the internet and/or answering things incorrectly, with bad syntax, mis-spellings, fragmented posts...
i mean, if you KNOW you're doing it, it's okay, like mixing plaids with stripes and not just because your mom dressed you.
ok, what was i on about? oh yeah, i offer myself up to jackman on an adamantium platter. and JDM is my mistress.

Posted by: gp at March 30, 2009 4:31 PM

My rule of thumb is that internet fights are not real until the term "prolly" is invoked, along with one male calling another male "Son" and wondering about the existence and size of his "ballz."

Then, it's on.

Posted by: Stacy D at March 30, 2009 4:35 PM

excellent, twig.


"1st rule of reboot: do not talk about reboot..."

Posted by: gp at March 30, 2009 4:35 PM

Hahahaha! I like how he points out his correct use of 'tool' but then incorrectly uses 'your'. I was waiting for some mention of the irony, but BigTymerPimp apparently lacks self-awareness.

Posted by: katy at March 30, 2009 4:37 PM

I LOVE it'sjustsomerandomguy's stuff. The "I'm a Marvel, I'm Batman" stuff, ripping on Superman, just... it kills me. Love it.

Posted by: lilianna28 at March 30, 2009 4:38 PM

I can feel my synapses misfiring. Bring on the sweet writings of the spambots over the "I'm rubber your(sic) glue" geniuses up there.

I'm tall, and I want to mingle!

Posted by: branded at March 30, 2009 4:39 PM

Pajiba just lost 50 credibility points.

Posted by: Bucko at March 30, 2009 4:42 PM

EVEN SPAMBOTS HAVE STANDARDS...Wow after reading this I welcome our spambot masters.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at March 30, 2009 4:44 PM

I'm the king of misspelling round here and even I could probalby do better n that.

My brain hurts like metal inside.

Posted by: admin at March 30, 2009 4:47 PM

I did rather enjoy the Rorschach vs. Wolverine video.

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 4:49 PM

Does any YouTube poster know the difference between 'you're' and 'your?' God, what a bunch of loosers. They are al gay.

Posted by: stryker1121 at March 30, 2009 4:59 PM

An they said teh l33t an lolspeak on intrenet was gunna anihillate r3ding and gramar in the next generations. Lolz...n00bs

Posted by: alphawhiskey at March 30, 2009 5:00 PM

Hrmm...

I come here to avoid nonsense like that. It offends. It hurts us.

Knowles, I mean, Rowles (sorry, I totally forgot where I was there for a second), please stop shitting in our house.

P.S. Nutsack Dreams, if you're still there, don't even bother.


Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 30, 2009 5:05 PM

Wow. I will never speak ill of Pookie again. Ever.

Posted by: Skitz at March 30, 2009 5:06 PM

the internet has given voice to those who had none.

and now we realize why that may have been a good idea- unless the deranged squawking of angry birds brings joy to your heart.

it does mine kinda although.

Posted by: jimmy at March 30, 2009 5:07 PM

Ick.

My fiance INSISTS on reading youtube comments. He can't help himself. I could forgive that, but he then he MUST READ THEM to me. He thinks they're hilarious, but too many time he just argues with them. Not on youtube, but to me. He's a weird one.

Posted by: figgy at March 30, 2009 5:19 PM

You all know this is little league.

I mean, you do know that, don't you?


IMDB forums, motherfucker. IMDB forums.

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 5:34 PM

I like how they kept calling each other "sir." You know that's a sure sign of a true gentleman. I bet they're also the kind of upstanding religious types who will rush out and buy the Lolcat bible.

Posted by: LB at March 30, 2009 6:41 PM

Jesus Whimpering Christ.

You wouldn't lick an Ebola ice cream cone, would you? You never ever look at YouTube comments!

Din't yore mama teach you nothin'?

Posted by: Jerce at March 30, 2009 6:52 PM

Good thing I don't know how to read.

Posted by: Lucas at March 30, 2009 6:55 PM

My fiance INSISTS on reading youtube comments. He can't help himself. I could forgive that, but he then he MUST READ THEM to me. He thinks they're hilarious, but too many time he just argues with them. Not on youtube, but to me. He's a weird one.

Posted by: figgy at March 30, 2009
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So ... he's your fiance why? (And if you say, "Big dick," I'll say, "Duh.")

Oh well, you'll ALWAYS have something to talk about ... for the next 60 years.

Seriously, I'm thinking maybe we need a Pajintervention with Figs here, folks. Who's with me? Pajibans don't let Pajibans marry YouTube comment arguers.

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 30, 2009 7:47 PM

So I'm a "vetnamies" now.

Posted by: Amanda at March 30, 2009 8:01 PM

Hahaha

He's just weird, and has a compulsion to read comments on everything. And he really likes to make fun of people on the internet. It's usually hilarious, but when he argues with youtubers (not that he actually RESPONDS on youtube, he just rants about how stupid they are and why) it's such a losing fight that I just have to make him stop.

And yes. He's got a HUGE...tract of land.

Posted by: figgy at March 30, 2009 9:42 PM

And yes. He's got a HUGE...tract of land.

Posted by: figgy at March 30, 2009 9:42 PM

So does Donald Trump. So wha....point taken.

Posted by: Che Grovera at March 30, 2009 11:15 PM

Figs, don't do it. Trust me. Even valuable property can lose its lustre.

Posted by: replica at March 31, 2009 12:39 AM

Che, exactly.

replica, it's not the size of the property, but how he uses it? Massive, multiple...developments.

Posted by: figgy at March 31, 2009 1:02 AM

But what good will it do you when you've sliced it off when you snap after having to listen to him make fun of YouTube commenters for the 18,587th time?

Think long term, is all I'm sayin'. What's cute now will likely be fingernails-on-chalkboard maddening in 10 years.

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 31, 2009 10:23 AM

Hahaha no I think he realized pretty quickly that they made my brain bleed and he's mostly stopped doing it. He does still do it to point out stupid comments but no longer goes on long diatribes about them. I think they made his brain hurt, too.

Posted by: figgy at March 31, 2009 3:38 PM

Are you moderating all the threads, or just the ones that are obvious?

Posted by: Bucko at April 1, 2009 11:51 AM