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A Hollywood Studio Has Done the Unthinkable!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (25)



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After Hugh Jackman and his Wolverine scored $180 million at the box office and spawned a sequel, 20th Century Fox apparently decided: Fuck it. Why don’t we do something crazy. Something insane. Something that no one expects! Let’s make the sequel good!

Yes. 20th Century is planning the unthinkable: They want to make a sequel that people actually might want to see, instead of just seeing it out of some misguided obligation to the box-office Gods (see: Transformers 2, G.I. Joe). FOX has bravely gone out and hired a legitimate goddamn screenwriter for the sequel. Out goes the original’s screenwriter, Skip Woods (Swordfish) and David Benioff (Troy), and in comes a man who knows a little something about writing a script: Oscar winner Christopher McQuarrie.

We all know McQuarrie around here: He penned The Usual Suspects, directed the underappreciated The Way of the Gun, and also scripted last year’s Valkyrie, a script so decent, it made Tom Cruise a star again.

McQuarrie also has some X-Men associations: He’s close buds with Bryan Singer (they were former roommates and broke into the business together), the director of the first two X-Men movies. In fact, McQuarrie wrote a draft of the X-Men script that was ultimately rejected. So, he knows his way around the material, has a nice dark edge, and he’s 3 for 3 in the scriptwriting department. Plus, in all honesty: He’s working with a pretty great character, and in Hugh Jackman, a man with some versatility. Hopefully, the studio will give McQuarrie and, presumably director Gavin Hood, a little free reign this time around, and allow them to make a movie someone actually wants to see so that, in the end, they can completely fuck over the franchise with a third movie!









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Comments

That's incredible. The first 2 Xmen movies were so good, and then came Wolverine - such a disappointment. So we're glad to hear that somebody who actually knows how to write and knows something about Xmen will be doing something with this.

Posted by: Trammell at August 14, 2009 10:54 AM

Hope. Not. Here I am, longing to escape from this pesky thing called work, and you dare give me hope like that? Nah, can't be... Damn you're going to make go to the movies again!

"they can completely fuck over the franchise with a third movie!"

NOW you're talking!

Posted by: Zeebedida at August 14, 2009 10:57 AM

For all of Wolverine's disappointments... at times, it had some charm. But I'm excited to see what McQuarrie can do with it.

Then again, I think I'm one of the very few who enjoyed X3 The Last Stand...

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2009 11:11 AM

I disagree Dustin. Fox will work and work hard to find a way to fuck this up.

Posted by: admin at August 14, 2009 11:11 AM

But will there be a Wolverine 2 Slurpee? If not, fuck this flick.

I'm sorry, I won't believe anything good can come out of this franchise until I see it. I have absolutely zero faith. You could tell me that John McTeirnan was directing it straight off a script by Chris Claremont, and I still wouldn't have faith. The last movie (and X3) fucked my shit up just that badly.

[spits on ground]

[turns on heel, stalks away]

Posted by: TK at August 14, 2009 11:14 AM

I don't understand what I'm feeling. The rage has . . . gone away. I feel . . . hopeful? I'm frightened.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 14, 2009 11:17 AM

So Green Lantern is stupid, but fucking Wolverine is a great character? I guess it's true that Dustin wasn't exposed to comics as a kid, because he's still into the shit most of us got over at age 15.

Posted by: Dur at August 14, 2009 11:19 AM

Then again, I think I'm one of the very few who enjoyed X3 The Last Stand...

I'm with you, Colin, I'm with you...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 14, 2009 11:22 AM

I think that all movies, not just summer blockbusters should have themed Slurpees. Liquid Artillery is a pretty good name, but come on-

American Beauty-Bitter Disillusionment

Oh Brother Where Art Thou-Dapper Dan pomade

Sherlock Holmes-Tangy RDJ/Jude Law combo

Flavor galore!

Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 14, 2009 11:28 AM

I think Fox understands this: if they fuck up W2 they will lose all the casual fans and there won't be a large enough audience for W3 to justify the stupendulicious budget (and get everyone paid).

Doesn't mean they won't fuck it up, but at least it won't be from lack of effort.

Now if they DO fuck it up they switch to plan B: reboot!

Posted by: ed newman at August 14, 2009 11:56 AM

Who are they going to bring in as the next villian? Omega Red?

Posted by: branded at August 14, 2009 12:17 PM

As long as they bring back Gambit, I'll be seeing this movie. Maybe not in theaters, but it'll happen, so I'm glad that there's a slim chance that they might not be making me suffer for my shallowness. Course, there's the chance Taylor Kitsch might be too tied up shooting John Carter of Mars which would be a tragedy.

And like all of us here didn't see all three X-Men movies. Who are we really kidding?

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 14, 2009 12:22 PM

@ TK

What's got me curious is... what flavor exactly
is a Wolverine 2 Slurpee? Meat?

Posted by: MsMoMo at August 14, 2009 12:22 PM

Failure, MsMoMo. It tastes like failure.

Posted by: TK at August 14, 2009 12:37 PM

I think Wolverine 2 Slurpee would be adamantium flavored. Ice cold, a little sharp, with a niiiiice afterburn.

I think I need to get out more often.

Posted by: Manther the Panther at August 14, 2009 12:45 PM

You know what'd be awesome? If they use the current Wolverine: Weapon X storyline. Assassins try to shoot him with bullets that give you 38 different kinds of cancer. And they have laser claws.

Posted by: Tim Jones at August 14, 2009 1:13 PM

Now we just need Joss Whedon or someone who knows how to write snapping, fourth-wall-breaking dialogue to write the Deadpool script.

So, no.

Posted by: Christian H. at August 14, 2009 1:51 PM

Free rein. Not free reign

Posted by: elizabeth at August 14, 2009 2:09 PM

Hopefully, the studio will give McQuarrie and, presumably director Gavin Hood, a little free reign this time around, and allow them to make a movie someone actually wants to see so that, in the end, they can completely fuck over the franchise with a third movie!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one Dustin....

Posted by: John W at August 14, 2009 2:29 PM

That's incredible. The first 2 Xmen movies were so good, and then came Wolverine - such a disappointment.

I like to pretend X3 doesn't exist too.

Posted by: TryScience at August 14, 2009 3:37 PM

When you said that the sequel is getting a taste of Keyser Soze, I thought that meant that Kevin Spacey would be starring in it. I have to say, this makes me a lot less scared than the prospect of Lex Luthor hamming it up in Wolvie 2.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 14, 2009 5:34 PM

Really Genny (actually Rusty now) (I love putting the full name up there) you thought Taylor Kitsch was a good Gambit? I couldn't fucking stand him. He had none of the debonair that the comic Gambit has. He didn't sound cajun. Which the comic Gambit is. He didn't even use his powers to full advantage. I thought he was weak, poorly acted, and unappealing...then again, Gambit was my favorite X-Men character. I actually think the original idea of Josh Holloway would have been better and I didn't even like that choice.

Then again, I think replacing Tyler Mane (who actually looked like Sabertooth) with Liev Schreiber was fucking retarded. Who says Sabertooth has to talk?

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 14, 2009 5:41 PM

Oh, Dustin.

*chuckles condescendingly*

I think it's so adorable that you have hope for this sequel not being totally fucked up. It is one of your better qualities, your naiveté. It's why I fell in love with you. Never change.

*cuffs Dustin affectionatley on the chin*

Now go on. Get outta here. Go spread some more rainbows.

Posted by: greer at August 14, 2009 7:03 PM

Deistbrawler my reasons for wanting Gambit in the movie have less to do with him as a character and more to do with my blind animal lust for Mr.Kitsch himself. I've given up on the movie, and the character, but I'm not above watching for eye candy.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 15, 2009 12:52 AM

Damn your woman instincts Genny.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 15, 2009 4:42 AM


















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