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With "The Challenge: Rivals," MTV Reminds Us What A True Guilty Pleasure Is

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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For the last two-odd months, I’ve been most excited about Sunday night television because “Game of Thrones” is the fucking bee’s knees. I suspect many of you were similarly excited for Sundays. But now that GoT is gone for too long, what night are we to be excited for? What night will step up and fill the void? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Wednesday nights, for MTV’s “The Challenge” is back and I simply cannot deny my excitement for the return of my guiltiest of guilty pleasures.

In a piece of legitimately good news, T.J. Lavin is returning as the host (for his eleventh go at it). This isn’t good new because he’s a good host — while he’s gotten somewhat better over the years/seasons, he’s still really stiff and has only managed to show the thinnest amount of personality. But last October, he had a heinous injury during a BMX competition in Vegas, and it was unclear if he’d even come out of his medically induced coma, let alone get back to a normal life. So I’m happy for him and his family that he’s back up and around and, while he’s not a great host, I welcome him back with open arms as he guides these MTV knuckleheads through another season of inane shenanigans.

As for the show itself, this year they’re going with “The Challenge: Rivals.” Rather than two big teams, there will be 14 teams made up of pairs of “rivals.” That is, as the press release puts it, “each team is comprised of two people who are known enemies … who will have to depend on each other to win.” Looking of the list of of teams (included at the bottom of this post), I have to admit that this is the largest group of people I don’t know in quite some time on “The Challenge.” But it doesn’t matter because there are definitely some good pairings here:

Of course, the slam dunk pairings here are Kenny with Wes and CT with Adam. Especially CT with Adam:

Jesus Christ, it’s possible MTV is going to air an actual murder this season. And I’m fucking giddy. Don’t get me wrong, CT is a despicable human being. Over the years, there have been a few times when I’ve found myself starting to come around on him and almost liking him. Because he can be pretty funny in his calmer moments and there’s something about him that reminds me of a few roughneck friends I had growing up in Philly. But every time I begin to fool myself, CT’s ugliness comes roaring back with ferocious vengeance and I’m reminded that of all the many terrible people MTV has cast in “The Real World,” “Road Rules,” and “The Challenge” over the years, CT may be king of the trash heap. He’s loathsome, and I hate myself for being so entertained when he shows his ugliness. But I just can’t help myself from being endlessly entertained by the show, and my enjoyment of CT’s garbage is part of that package.

Do I feel bad about my enjoyment and endless fascination with “The Challenge?” Yes. I wish I had the moral turpitude to not watch the show. By watching it, I realize that I’m tacitly approving a show that has no redeeming qualities. None. It’s MTV and reality television and the entitlement generation all at their absolute worsts. (Not to mention that it allows CT to continue to take in an easy source of income, which truly hurts my soul.) And I also realize that I’m making it worse by explicitly approving of “The Challenge” and all the badness wrapped up therein by pimping the show publicly in this here forum. I know it’s wrong. I accept that I may be doing myself and the universe permanent spiritual harm by helping spread this awful, awful show. And I accept this because I can’t fucking help it. And if that’s not the true definition of a guilty pleasure, then I don’t know what is.

Who’s joining me under this shroud of shame? Come on, it’s actually quite cozy, and we can cuddle up and keep warm with the glow of CT’s hate and Wes’ assholeicity.

This Year’s Cast:

  • Adam Royer and Leroy Garrett — The Real World 25: Las Vegas
  • Kenny Santucci (The Challenge: Fresh Meat) and Wes Bergmann (The Real World: Austin)
  • Evan Starkman ( The Challenge: Fresh Meat) and Nehemiah Clark (The Real World: Austin)
  • Tyler Duckworth and Johnny Devenanzio — The Real World: Key West
  • Davis Mallory and Tyrie Brown — The Real World: Denver
  • Brandon Nelson(The Challenge: Fresh Meat II) and Ty Ruff (The Real World: D.C)
  • CT Tamburello and Adam King — The Real World: Paris
  • Cara Maria Sorbello and Laurel Stucky — The Challenge: Fresh Meat II
  • Mandi Moyer (The Challenge: Fresh Meat II) and Jenn Grijalva ( The Real World: Denver)
  • Evelyn Smith ( The Challenge: Fresh Meat) and Paula Meronek ( The Real World: Key West)
  • Sarah Rice and Katelynn Cusanelli — The Real World: Brooklyn
  • Jasmine Reynaud and Jonna Mannion — The Real World: Cancun
  • Theresa Gonzalez (The Challenge: Fresh Meat II) and Camila Nakagawa ( Spring Break Challenge)
  • Aneesa Ferreira (The Real World: Chicago) and Robin Hibbard ( The Real World: San Diego)








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    Comments

    I'll watch solely for Leroy. That guy is hilarious.

    Posted by: THRILLHO at June 22, 2011 11:11 AM

    I don't even know what the hell is going on, all I know is that its 8am and I just watched some dipshit say "All I know is I will smash his head and eat it!"

    I grew up watching the real world and road rules, and even now I'll check back in to see what's the what, but I don't know who any of these cesspools of disaster are, and I've no other choice than to assume that all thems all crazy folks is just younger than I is.

    27 is rapidly approaching, but if I could tell anyone to get off my lawn! (other than those twilight-loving fucks) it would be theses shits.

    Tell Bieber I'm coming for him. With a gun.

    Posted by: beet salad at June 22, 2011 11:12 AM

    In the immortal words of Bart Scott: "CAN'T WAIT!"

    Posted by: Phase10 at June 22, 2011 11:57 AM

    Poor Adam. If there's one thing worse than getting punched on national television, it's getting punched on national tv while wearing a onesie.

    Posted by: jM at June 22, 2011 12:16 PM

    If you're 27, beet salad, most of these people are actually older than you. You see, this is their job. They go on TV a couple of times a year and go completely fucking bonkers for the cameras while winning some cash and weird prizes. Aside from "appearances" at clubs and whatnot, this is their livelihoods and I ask that you respect their complete lack of self-respect so I may enjoy this show until the day of my death.

    Posted by: Kballs at June 22, 2011 12:28 PM

    HOW is CT not in prison yet?

    I'm likely in. Aneesa the nudist is back. I do miss Coral and Evil Rachel though.

    Posted by: Melody at June 22, 2011 1:15 PM

    YEEEEEEEES!

    I LOVE THIS DAMN SHOW. So very, very much. Love it and hate it for all the reasons above.

    And looking at the pairings almost made me clap with glee, specially seeing Paula paired up with Evelyn. I don't know Seth, but I don't think it's CT who's going to commit murder this season--it's gonna be Evelyn, and she's gonna have Paula Walnut's head on a plate.

    Didn't Paula said she'd never come back? She's like 45 years old! But oh I can't wait to see her crying and accusing someone of STABBING HER IN THE BACK while drunk off her stupid little mind. Paula's my favorite!

    And ooh oooh Aneesa who yells at everything (friends, enemies, walls) and Kenny and Wes and CT and eeee I'm so excited!

    Posted by: Figgy at June 22, 2011 1:18 PM

    I lost track of Real World after Chicago, so the only name on this list that I know is Aneesa. Considering that the only Real World casts that contains people older than me are the cast from the very first season (Kevin Powell, Norm Korpi, Becky Blasband), the LA cast (Irene Barrera), and San Francisco (Pam Ling), my interest in the Challenges has been pretty much self-selecting, given that over the years I haven't known who any of the competitors are.

    Posted by: Jerry at June 22, 2011 1:19 PM

    I love that I haven't watched any of these shows in probably 6-7 years and I can click on this post and go, "oh hey! It's CT!". I guess he's pretty much a permanent fixture now, huh?

    Posted by: Even Stevens at June 22, 2011 1:20 PM

    I haven't watched this since Veronica, Coral, Katie, and Tina stopped being on. They were awesome bitches.

    Posted by: kayla at June 22, 2011 1:25 PM

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! This is, honestly, the show that makes me miss having television in my house. At least I get to watch it at work the next day. I CAN'T WAIT, and I, too, used to hate myself for it, but I've given up on that, and I can't help loving every minute of it.

    Posted by: jamiepants at June 22, 2011 2:23 PM

    I'll be watching tonight with great joy, as I love the batshit insane antics of these meatheads. It's a wonder CT isn't in a federal penitentiary yet, because the 'roids have CLEARLY destroyed what little higher thinking functions he had.

    One of the most confusing rivalries to me is Laurel and Cara Maria. When Laurel first appeared on Fresh Meat II, I was impressed with her athleticism and drive. But at some point she decided that Cara Maria was the worst human being ever born, and I lost the thread with her. Sure, Cara Maria's a bit whinier than you reasonably can be for a show like this, but Laurel's white hot hatred of her baffles me. Cara Maria actually performs better than a lot of other contestants on the show (including Evan; God I hope he gets eaten by a crocodile), so I'm hoping to see her shut Laurel up a few times this season.

    And Seth, you're absolutely right. This very well could be the season when someone actually gets murdered.

    Posted by: JustBill at June 22, 2011 2:58 PM

    Oh I hate Laurel. Last season she went off poor Big E for NO REASON at all and then she was just a massive bitch obsessed with Cara Maria, again for no reason at all. She might be a good athlete, but she's a horrible person. Which makes her perfect for this show!

    Posted by: Figgy at June 22, 2011 3:22 PM

    Oooh, I forgot about how she attacked Big Easy! God, now I hate her completely again.

    Posted by: JustBill at June 22, 2011 3:26 PM

    homg i hate adam SO much.

    that is all.

    Posted by: gp at June 22, 2011 5:23 PM

    There has to be a way to the Jersey shore kids on this one year... the possibilities are endless

    This is Bill Simmons second Christmas

    Posted by: EB III at June 22, 2011 6:05 PM

    I never really got the popularity of the Real World or the Road Rules shows. That said...it is awesome to see utter morons drink, act like complete asses, and then risk their lives doing really stupid shit for basically nothing. I mean...even when they "win" they are basically losing.

    Posted by: Diablo at June 22, 2011 7:56 PM

    I wouldn't worry too much about funding CT, half the time he gets kicked off the show for hitting someone

    Posted by: Nyth at July 11, 2011 4:22 AM