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Will Ferrell Aims to Redeem / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | October 16, 2009 | Comments (16)


It was 2005’s Kicking and Screaming — when Will Ferrell stepped into the family comedy realm — that we all realized that the man’s best years were probably already behind him. He surprised us with Stranger than Fiction, but it’s been paycheck movie after paycheck movie ever since, as Ferrell has evolved into the new Eddie Murphy. Land of the Lost was the nail in the temple — while many of his crap efforts had managed to turn in massive box-office receipts, Land of the Lost sank like Mary Jo Kopechne.

Ferrell has, at least temporarily, come to his senses, and is hoping, I suspect, to regain some of that Stranger than Fiction magic before he becomes the forgotten third Thompson Twin (the one with dreads). He’s signed on to a $10 million indie (or, roughly, half his normal salary) called Everything Must Go. The film comes from writer/director Dan Rush, a commercial director who has been offered features before, but decided to write his own movie. The resulting script was good enough to be on 2008’s Black List.

Based on a Raymond Carver short story, Everything Must Go concerns a man who is kicked out of his house by his wife, who leaves all of his belongings out on the lawn. The man spends the next four days trying to sell all his possessions.

It’s a promising premise, and one that will hopefully blend Ferrell’s comedic side with his occasional glimpse of humanity. As producer Marty Bowen notes, “Will is one of the best at making an audience sympathize with a character’s ordeal, and the blending and comedy in this script will show a side of him that we haven’t really seen before,”

If you’ve seen Old School, I’m not sure there’s a side of Ferrell that we haven’t already seen. Also: Ewww.


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Comments

That photo........leaves me.................

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 16, 2009 11:17 AM

Wow Dustin, you just don't like anyone, do ya?

Posted by: becks at October 16, 2009 11:18 AM

I don't do the Facebook thing, so somebody help me out here: Who's the Pajibette with Will Ferrell?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 16, 2009 11:26 AM

Tis the lovely miss Heidi Klum. Remember her? The chick having Seal's mutant babies.

Posted by: PissBoy at October 16, 2009 11:29 AM

Huh. I was thinking it was AvB, but I've never seen her above the waist ...

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 16, 2009 11:43 AM

Aw, thanks buc, but I'm not quite as blonde as Heidi... by which I mean, not blonde at all. I'm totally almost as hot, though. Totally.

Hey, I totally *did* forget about that guy with the dreads!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at October 16, 2009 11:56 AM

Heidi looks delicious.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 16, 2009 12:34 PM

That's not you, 'puppet?

Must be Lwa'e' then ...

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 16, 2009 12:44 PM

Huh. I was thinking it was AvB, but I've never seen her above the waist ...
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Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at October 16, 2009 1:48 PM

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I thought Semi-Pro was hilarious. That scene where the drugged out hippie makes the free throw shot...I think I wet myself.

Posted by: Kiko at October 16, 2009 1:49 PM

You know those inflatable air mattresses that have their own pump built in? The pump is the expensive, high maintenance component that accounts for most of the cost of the item and does all of the upfront work of getting the mattress going, while the mattress itself will end up doing all the work. Well, that pump is Will Ferrell's comedy. 3 minutes of funny kills in a 4-minute SNL sketch, but, over the length of a feature film, that 3 minutes of funny gold gets spread awfully thin.

Posted by: laredo at October 16, 2009 2:06 PM

Is he not funny in Eastbound and Down? I know it's all about Danny McBride but sheesh...

Posted by: Alex at October 16, 2009 2:16 PM

I really wanted East Bound and Down to be great. Ferrell's Ashley Shaeffer character was yet another permutation of strange hair, creepy demeanor, and awkward accent. It was mildly funny, but depending on how you're set toward the man's work, it was either not fixing something that remains unbroken or another repetitive trip to a tired well. Oh, there's Will...in a cameo...he's gonna do his Will thing...look at the hair...oh wow..what's he gonna say...oh man he's a BMW dealer...maybe he's gonna play it like Idi Amin on Red Bull...or Richard Simmons on Mad Dog...and then he does his thing and it's kinda funny, but you're looking at your watch, thinking that you know he's got something better in him, more distinct, that he's not being called upon to use. Come to think of it, Danny McBride was heralded during the Apatow breakout a couple of years ago as the second coming of funny and soon to be in every comedy released; they got that half right. He's running his one pony out repeatedly and it's cooling off. Ferrell, McBride, and East Bound and Down in general are ok but could clearly be better. I found Mcbride's family, the band director, and the principal in that show to be far funnier than the funny people they were brought in to support.

Posted by: laredo at October 16, 2009 2:38 PM

I hope this is the Winter Passing Ferrell. THAT was hilarious.

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Posted by: Jessie at October 18, 2009 10:03 AM

I think Ferrell still has so much promise in him as a performer. And if his loud, semi-retarded manchild schtick is wearing thin, that might force him to stretch himself and actually realise some of that potential.

I'm almost excited.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 18, 2009 10:24 PM





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