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By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)



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James Marsters will be playing a terrorist in “Caprica” come 2010. No word yet on whether his character will be naked, a vampire, or attracted to poodles, but we can hope.

There are two diametrically opposed options for an actress’ career to hit absolute rock bottom: nudity in direct-to-DVD releases or very special heartwarming movies on very special heartwarming channels. Natasha Henstridge essentially started out her career in the former so she reversed field into the latter to run out the clock. She stars in a very special heartwarming Hallmark channel original movie “Family Gathering,” which according to very special heartwarming movie template 3c means this city girl inherits the family farm, a dog named “Lucky,” and a host of problems only she can solve, whilst falling in love. Really, that’s the plot. I think we should take up a collection to pay for the production of Species IV: In My Pants…In Space, before Natasha ends up in a movie with Reba.

Where the Wild Things Are isn’t just a film adaptation of the kid’s story, it’s also being novelized! And according to an interview with screenwriter Dave Eggers in The New Yorker, his novelization of the film is only loosely based on the film’s script, to the extent that director Spike Jonze was surprised by some parts of the novel when he first read it. I don’t know if that increases or decreases the odds that the finished film is as good as the trailers have looked. It raises the question though of whom exactly the target audience is for a novel loosely based on a film loosely based on a children’s story? Is this a hipster thing? I think it’s a hipster thing.









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Comments

that ther no-vel-iz-a-tion is the dumbdest thing i ever heard of. it's already a gorram book! it don't *need* no-vel-a-sizing!

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2009 8:14 PM

Did y'all also catch that Patton Oswalt will have a recurring role on Caprica? They had me at Eric Stoltz, but things just keep getting better.

I can't deal with that WTWTA news, so I'm ignoring it.

Posted by: Cindy at August 18, 2009 8:18 PM

I couldn't get into BSG. I tried. Too soapy. So I won't be watching Caprica in spite of Patton/Eric/James. However, any time I hear about James Marsters getting work it cheers me.

If that's the cover art for the WTWTA "novelization" then I'm pretty sure it's some kind of hipster thing, and can safely be ignored.

Posted by: Jerce at August 18, 2009 8:35 PM

I can't agree more, Jerce. BSG just has no appeal to me.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 18, 2009 8:38 PM

I just finished season 1 of BSG. Umm...I wouldn't say that I can't live without seeing the rest of the series. But I can understand why my friends like it.

I'll finish the series, just to see how it plays out, besides I don't have anything else to watch right now.

Posted by: DoubleH at August 18, 2009 8:50 PM

Hey! I like Natasha Henstridge! Be nice.

Did anyone else here ever watch the show She Spies? I liked that show. And I liked Ghosts of Mars, and I don't care who knows it!


......


(Nobody heard that, right?)

Posted by: MM at August 18, 2009 9:49 PM

What you may not know, Jerce, is that's just the cover art for ONE of the versions of the novelization...the other one is covered in fur...

http://www.amazon.com/Wild-Things-Fur-covered-Dave-Eggers/dp/1934781622/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1250646571&sr=8-1

I only know this because Amazon thinks I'm a hipster and keeps recommending it to me...I have to stop ordering stuff that says "meta" anywhere in the description, or from McSweeney's or this madness will never end

Posted by: couch and pants at August 18, 2009 9:51 PM

mmmmmm... Marsters...

Throw in some Lauren Graham I'm in.

Posted by: bev rage at August 19, 2009 1:39 AM

Well colour me hipster and make me pose in Williamsburg by a fire hydrant, reading a book and wearing a plaid shirt, some rolled up jeans and chunky retro glasses - because I am very interested in this here book. Can I remind everyone that Dave Eggers is a good and interesting writer of books? Thanks.

Posted by: Caspar at August 19, 2009 6:34 AM

I can't read "WTWTA" without pronouncing it in my head like a whipcracking sound: "wa-TAH! wa-TAH!"

Posted by: Ed at August 19, 2009 7:29 AM

"Species IV: In My Pants…In Space"

Well I'll be Fandangoed. Can we make this happen? And can it star James Marsters as a nekkid vampire poodle furry?

And who the hell writes a novel about a movie that was already a book to begin with? I bet the novel goes straight to DVD. Oh, wait?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 19, 2009 8:43 AM

I read an excerpt from the Eggers novel in this week's New Yorker. I thought it was boring. God help me.

Posted by: samantha t at August 19, 2009 11:25 AM

Thank YOU, Caspar.

Posted by: bev rage at August 19, 2009 12:52 PM

Actually, there is already a DTV "Species IV."

Posted by: Richard at August 21, 2009 4:08 PM