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By Jodi Clager | Trade News | November 6, 2013 | Comments ()


Jurassic World is the fourth movie in the Jurassic series and will be directed by Colin Trevorrow (Safety Not Guaranteed). So far only Ty Simpkins is actually attached to the dead horse being beaten for box office money. Rumor had it that Idris Elba was up for a part, but that proved to be bull plop. Other names mentioned with Elba’s were Bryce Dallas Howard and Josh Brolin and those two are actually in talks with the production at the moment. The newest name to pop up is that of Jason Schwartzman, the former drummer of Phantom Planet. Also I think he did some films or something.

Only time will tell if Schwartzman gets to be eaten while in the sh*tter or maybe hit on the lady of a fellow Jurassic World adventurer. Maybe he’s the velociraptor.

Star Wars: Episode VII has already had Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Benedict Cumberbatch, and many others rumored to star. Most of these are super lies. Even though we haven’t really got a solid lead on who will star, it looks like Disney/Lucasfilm is looking toward Christmas 2015 for the movie’s release.

It will all be CGI and Lucas reserves the right to add in more crap every week during the theatrical run. There will also be four different Special Editions with varying levels of useless crap inserted into the scenes. Allegedly.

Army of Darkness 2 coming to fruition was just pillow talk, baby. Bruce “The Chin” Campbell says:

“It’s not news. Let me dispel that right now. It’s all internet B.S. There’s no reality whatsoever. These random comments slip out of my mouth or Sam Raimi’s mouth, next thing you know, we’re making a sequel. So unless it’s announced from Renaissance Pictures, it’s not real. Or unless you have a start date or a release date. We do appreciate people’s enthusiasm for another ‘Army Of Darkness,’ but they should just wait until it’s real. And I feel bad for people because the Internet is so prey to misinformation. So I just encourage to get the real information, not just … if you heard something.”

Saw 8. Someone wants to make a Saw 8. They want to go one more again. Let me just say that I like the first Saw and my Horror Sickness caused me to watch all seven of the movies in the series. Even I do not want this Saw 8. No. Let this rumor be a rumor. PLEASE.


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  • Matt Staten

    I would love to go back to having a SAW film come out every Halloween as opposed to Paranormal Activity which more or less took its place. Sure I would even much rather have a new Michael Myers movie every year for Halloween too but it's not gonna happen. SAW at least could and I'm one fanboy of the series that welcomes as many more movies as they want to do.

  • axis2clusterB

    While I loved the first Saw, and saw some merit in the following two, after that it just all seemed like the same movie to me.

  • zeke_the_pig

    I can virtually guarantee that all of the good news surrounding Jurassic Park, Star Wars and Army of Darkness will continue to turn out to be bollocks, while the bad news surrounding Saw 8 - namely the existence of Saw 8 - will turn out to be painfully, blood-clottingly true.

  • axis2clusterB

    Absolutely true, and inevitable.

  • So will all the bad news about 'Star Wars'.

  • John G.

    The best news about star wars ( that George Lucas isn't making it ) is still true.

  • Robert

    The writers of the last few entries have been pitching a Saw VIII since before Saw 3D came out; they bragged about it at NYCC that year. So, if someone says yes, they already have multiple versions written.

  • John W

    Until they release the original theatrical versions, Star Wars is dead to me.

    However if they made a movie where Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie were locked in a room with a hacksaw, I might be interested.

  • bastich

    How about if they're trapped in a room with a hacksaw and a velociraptor...then in swings BRUCE CAMPBELL WITH A BOOMSTICK!!!

  • wonkeythemonkey

    I won't be truly satisfied until there are eight movies in which Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie were locked in a room with a hacksaw.

    Or (ooh! ooh!) they could be locked in a garbage compactor, and the remote to disable the motor is in the stomach of Jar-Jar Binks! The best part of that scenario is: no moral quandary!

  • nailpolishcolor

    I want Jurassic World to not suck so so badly

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Me too. It's been far too long since the last good dinosaur movie.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Not that long. The Expendables 2 came out last year.

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