Who Looks Classier In Next to Nothing? Monica Belluci, Jessica Chastain, or Kate Upton?
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Who Looks Classier In Next to Nothing? Monica Belluci, Jessica Chastain, or Kate Upton?

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | January 22, 2013 | Comments ()


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God bless Jessica Chastain: Even when she poses for provocative photoshoots she still comes off looking every bit as classy as she is in photoshoots for EW and Elle France.

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Meanwhile Monica Belluci continues her lifelong consecutive streak of looking perfectly sultry without overdoing it in the photoshoot for Spain's Vanity Fair.

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Kate Upton, who teases a Super Bowl spot for Mercedes-Benz that features her washing a car, could learn a thing or two from Chastain and Belluci, although it's hard to fault Upton for accepting millions of dollars for wearing a low-cut shirt and playing in bubbles. I wish people wanted to see me play with bubbles in a low-cut shirt, although that commercial would probably look more like Mike Meyer's "Simon" sketches.



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