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Who Knew Diet Coke Could Be So Viscous and ... Jizzy?

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | January 29, 2013 | Comments ()

The good news is, if you like shirtless dudes, Diet Coke has recreated their similarly themed by less jizzy 1994 ad featuring a bunch of women tittering while watching a Mr. Stud Puppet take a break from manual labor. In the present ad, the insatiable women coax him into popping open a Diet Coke, which then gets jizzy all over him, because nothing says sexy like having your bare chest covered in a liquid of sticky aspartame, caramel coloring, phosphoric acid, and phenylalanine.

There are also GIFs, in case you want to relive the Diet Coke ejaculate in 3-second flashes.


(Via: Jezebel)

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