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Once Again, We've Hit Bottom. Bounced 3 Times. And Died.

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (25)



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The Wayans Brothers and Sony are developing a sequel to their modest hit, 2004’s White Chick

(Cachuck. BOOOM. Splat.)


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Comments

thanks, now i'm sterilized.

Posted by: adam at August 17, 2009 10:50 AM

I've never met anyone who admitted to seeing this movie. Who saw this? And were they really clamoring for a sequel? What's the over/under on it going straight to DVD?

Maybe I should just avoid the internet today for the sake of my sanity.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 17, 2009 10:56 AM

Hey, I was skeptical of the 2012 thing, but it's painfully obvious now that the end times are upon us. Will they be teaming up with the fake baby, and possibly Pauly Shore? Let's get this all together at least.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 17, 2009 10:56 AM

Are the Wayans white now? Did we get two more unauthorized Cracker-Ass Crackers. C'mon people, everybody knows you have to fill out form CAC-1999 and submit it with a certified true copy of CAC approved photo id. Then you have to prove your yearly net income by way of form CAC-1652 and submit to the various drug,alcohol, cavity and danceing tests. Finally, you'll be rejected and have to repeat the process at least twice. We lurves our bureaucratic process.

Posted by: admin at August 17, 2009 11:05 AM

Best. Post. Ever.

Is it April Fool's Day already?

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 17, 2009 11:12 AM

this would've been a good 2 truths and lie. Or maybe it would have been too easy? This is obviously made up. C'mon, who even knew there were any Wayans'seses left on this planet? Didn't Damn die in '99? And the others committed suicide, of course.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at August 17, 2009 11:18 AM

Dustin....

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION???????

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 17, 2009 11:23 AM

C'mon, who even knew there were any Wayans'seses left on this planet?

Actually, much like the Hydra, if you slay one of the Wayans Brothers, two more will take its place. Also like the Hyrda, if you attempt to fight it, that fucking man-goat thing will stand in the background shouting "GET ON THE WAYANS BACK! GET ON THE WAYANS BACK! GET ON THE WAYANS BACK!" for fucking EVER.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at August 17, 2009 11:30 AM

I don't know. They kinda look like Paris Hilton. If they did a really wicked P-hole satire, it might be intesting.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 17, 2009 11:33 AM

Damn, how bout a spoiler alert???

Posted by: Jay at August 17, 2009 11:34 AM

@Jeremy Feist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love you so much right now. That battle is so awesome, but that dude is so annoying.

Posted by: Snath at August 17, 2009 11:37 AM

Who the frak is asking for this shite? The idiots, I guess.

Posted by: logar at August 17, 2009 11:45 AM

I saw it. I was on a date and the girl wanted to see it, so that happened. She also wanted to rent Starship Troopers 2 from Blockbuster. That also happened.

Posted by: Lucas at August 17, 2009 12:28 PM

I'm sorry, Lucas. I truly am.

Posted by: Snath at August 17, 2009 12:32 PM

I second that, Snath. Amazing reference.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 17, 2009 12:33 PM

I'll admit to catching a bit of the White Chicks hilarity on FX the other day. It was a scene with explosive defecation...hopefully the Wayneses bring that bit of comic gold back for the follow-up.

Posted by: stryker1121 at August 17, 2009 1:06 PM

A friend of mine had his apartment broken into recently. They took a bunch of stuff, including TVs, computers, game systems...

They took his White Chicks DVD out of his Xbox and left it.

Posted by: HotMustard at August 17, 2009 1:38 PM

How is it that the two least talented of the entire Wayans' tribe manage to get not one, but TWO movies greenlit. With the same dumb idea, no less.

How many times can you recycle shit?

Posted by: Carolina Girl at August 17, 2009 2:21 PM

How many times can you recycle shit?

According to Hollywood executives: 6,148 times. 6,149 if said shit has Jennifer Anniston/Sarah Jessica Parker chunks in it.

Posted by: admin at August 17, 2009 2:36 PM

Jennifer Anniston/Sarah Jessica Parker chunks

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 17, 2009 3:51 PM

Damn, Lucas, I hope you got laid. Or at least made her do the dishes.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 17, 2009 4:01 PM

'They took his White Chicks DVD out of his Xbox and left it.'


Dude, that's harsh.
I got my POS car broken into 3 years ago with the apparent intent to steal my even more POS tape deck/radio.
That's right, I said Tape Deck.
The assholes smashed the window($200) and ripped the face plate off of the Tape deck, then realized that it was a Fucking TAPE DECK, and left it.
That , my friends, is what they call 'adding insult to injury'.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 17, 2009 4:45 PM

OK...so...I'm about to blow all my credibility with my fellow Pajibans...

I liked "White Chicks." I've seen it several, if not many, times. It's stupid and fun and has choreographed dancing. And it has that chick from "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" in it who has a really, really, really funny scene in a dressing room.

I know I should be ashamed, but I'm not. I'm 33, and I'm allowed to like what I like.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at August 17, 2009 5:51 PM

Oh, TPH, so much for the non-hetero love fest.

Posted by: admin at August 17, 2009 6:52 PM

*slowly rolls up newspaper

TPH, no! Bad Hulk!

Posted by: NJ at August 17, 2009 7:37 PM


















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