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To all those complaining about pasty/skinny guys, this is how real ones look with their shirts off (on the occasion we let you see us with the lights on). The roid-monkeys who walk around with ripped abs and pecs are usually vain, narcissistic pigs because they work so hard to make it show. As long as you're fine in your own skin, then go nuts.

Oh. It literally was just topless pictures of actors.

Many resemble Kate Middleton topless.

Whatever. I'd still take the Doctor over Charming Potato's waxed nips every day of the week.

It's a combination of guys who need to eat a hamburger and who have had way too many. Also Barrowman.

I know they're all pasty, but I still love them. Pudgy and pasty, that's how I like my men.

As long as they also come with a heavy dose of snarky-ness, a wee bit of cocky-ness, and a lot of intelligence.

Agreed. We love them for their minds and their hair. And Matt Smith can swagger like nobody's business.

Tall, skinny, and brainy. With a healthy dose of your said snark and cockiness. That is how I love my men. And those men are hotter in motion, even in tight-little spideys.

That last Matt Smith one cracked me up. Vanilla Ice Doctor.

Oh, my ... John Simm. I was looking for something new on NetFlix one night and chanced upon The Devil's Mistress (titled The Devil's Whore in Europe). Simm as Edward Sexby was decidedly attractive, receding hairline and all. Thanks for a lovely Friday surprise!

Needs More Eccleston.

Ew. A bunch of super-skinny pasty guys. For serious, you can put that away.

I CAN'T with Ecclestone's baggy tightey whiteys.

That GIF-- so that's what interfacing with the TARDIS mainframe means.

I'm sure it's not, but that really looks like Cat Deeley in bed with Barrowman.

Any chance of getting some names for the non-Whovians?

That's Tennant in bed with Suranne Jones, who played Idris in "The Doctor's Wife."

Good god, I really thought that was Barrowman. The other one, I knew I was off. Thanks!

Is Andrew Garfield really a Doctor Who actor? I mean, he was in those two ridiculous NY Dalek episodes, but does that even count?

Matt Smith is doing a nautical reboot of The Machinist?

Many of these dudes are built like 17-year-olds. I'll pass.

Those are some (mostly) pasty guys.

Um, give me a man in a suit and tie, and cuff-links, oh-gawd, cufflinks.

Yay, cufflinks! My husband has a Transformers pair. :)

F*ck those Doctors and Companions are naughty.