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Which of These New Movie Posters Would You Want Screen Printed on Your T-Shirt?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (31)

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Abduction

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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Cars 2

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Hunger Games (Fan Made)

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Hunger Games 2 (Fan Made)

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Mr. Popper’s Penguins

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (IMAX)

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The Cabin in the Woods (Fan Made)

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The Cabin in the Woods 2 (Fan Made)

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Stake Land

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The Hangover 2

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Go For It

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Honey 2

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Priest

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Comments

Honey 2

/'natch

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 18, 2011 10:33 AM

Paul Bettany, all the way.
Actually these are ALL TERRIBLE.
Sigh indeed Cabin In The Woods Fan. Sigh indeed.

Posted by: Nadine at April 18, 2011 10:34 AM

Umm...none. I don't wear T-shirts with movie posters on them because I am not a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: elgarcon at April 18, 2011 10:38 AM

Damn, those are some pretty cool fan made "Hunger Games" posters. I like the first one a lot but it would be better a design for "Catching Fire". "Hanna" basically took the best possible option which would be Katniss sighting down an arrow.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 18, 2011 10:39 AM

Abduction.

Because then I could do a Bruce Willis at the beginning of Die Hard With A Vengeance and walk around Harlem with THAT board around my neck, except I wouldn’t be naked; I’d be wearing this t-shirt underneath, and when eventually I’d deservedly get beaten so bad that the board broke and then stabbed in the chest, it would be worth it just so a representation of this dicksplash’s visage was also desecrated.

Posted by: zeke the pig at April 18, 2011 10:46 AM

HA! The 2nd Cabin in the Woods one is HILARIOUS. I would TOTALLY wear that one.

Because I apparently *am* a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at April 18, 2011 10:48 AM

I was just about to support her holding a bow and arrow on the poster, TylerDFC, but yeah, Hanna kind of ruined that option. I don't like the fan-made ones, either. I think the Hunger Games insignia might be enough, maybe with Katniss' face or a bow and arrow as a watermark behind it. They'll probably have something about "24 enter, only 1 survives" or a similar tacky refrain.

But you know what they WON'T put on the poster? The whole "kids killing kids" thing.

Posted by: Kballs at April 18, 2011 10:49 AM

If someone had a gun pointed at my head (gun held sideways) and I was forced to choose what I'll be forced to wear, I would choose Honey 2. It at least has some hipster irony going for it (like the Three Wolf Moon shirt). The others can't quite pull that off.

Posted by: sars at April 18, 2011 10:50 AM

I want to get the Abduction picture tattooed above my genitals so the ladies will remain turned on as they follow through on the questionable decision to put my penis in their mouth.

Posted by: Kballs at April 18, 2011 10:53 AM

Speaking of penises, that is what's coming out of that Transformer's arm, right?

Posted by: avocadolime at April 18, 2011 10:58 AM

Skate Land. (Still think the name is dumb). WTF is going on in Priest..? Jeebus...

Posted by: Sarah J-town at April 18, 2011 11:00 AM

no one!!!

Posted by: carrie at April 18, 2011 11:01 AM

Stake land for me. Visually interesting and it's not a set of starring eyes freaking everybody else out.

Posted by: Yastobaal at April 18, 2011 11:16 AM

elgarcon,

You wore t-shirts with movie posters on them when you were 14?!?! What a nerd! I quit doing that when I was, like, 5. Pffft. *rolls eyes* You must be really immature and stuff.

Posted by: Kballs at April 18, 2011 11:18 AM

Kballs: I'm betting the teaser poster will be the mockingjay logo. A good image for the main poster would be a shot of the tributes running toward the cornucopia and it's array of weapons and supplies. I just really hope they don't sugar coat the violence or they are going to lose the point of the whole series.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 18, 2011 11:18 AM

Cars 2

Because they all suck, but at least one very cute and very important toddler would get a kick out of me be adorned in Pixar characters. It's not a great reason, but it beats looking like an idiot for no reason at all (assuming this is a 'death is not an option' question).

Posted by: Yossarian at April 18, 2011 11:18 AM

TylerDFC,

Amen to the violence sentiment. It needs to be brutal and heart-wrenching.

The logo is what I was talking about because it's simple and artistic. I was trying to think of a way to incorporate the arena into the poster with an overhead shot of some sort of desperate struggle, and the mad dash for the cornucopia is perfect because all the tributes approach it differently and it would look chaotic and beautiful.

Or they could show Katniss, Peeta and Gayle in soft focus together ala the Twilight posters so I can go ahead and blow my fucking brains out on the spot.

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Posted by: bleujayone at April 18, 2011 11:30 AM

I'm sorry, I can't even look at the other posters...my mind is completely consumed by the fact that there's a Honey 2.

Posted by: joker at April 18, 2011 12:00 PM

'Steak Land'...where the Rib-eye rules!

Posted by: OldSchool60 at April 18, 2011 12:29 PM

The first Cabin in the Woods poster, because I concur.

Posted by: Reba at April 18, 2011 1:02 PM

Dear Taylor Lautner,
I'm not sure if you were a little drunk when you last touched up your lipstick or if you maybe have some gook at the corner of your eye, but let me give you a tip: overly visible makeup is nobody's friend. So why don't you just rub your eyes real quick -- blend in that heavy eyeshadow and whatever sparkly stuff is on the inside corner. And maybe find a slightly more matte shade for your lips, cuz the glare is kinda distracting. Thanks. And don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon enough.
Love (but no kisses or you'll smear!),
esme

Posted by: esme at April 18, 2011 1:03 PM

The first fan made Cabin in the Woods poster is awesome. Plus, you could reuse it by stitching a patch over the "Cabin in the Woods" part for the next horror film that gets shelved for years.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2011 1:23 PM

Umm...none. I don't wear T-shirts with movie posters on them because I am not a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: elgarcon at April 18, 2011 10:38 AM

HAHA hee hee. That reminds me of the very best line from Juno: when Jennifer Garner says to Jason Bateman, "Your shirt is stupid. Grow up."

(Believe me, as a person in that mid-30s demographic, who knows many married people where the girl is trying very hard to be an "adult" and the boy is trying very hard NOT to, that line resonated.)

That said:

HA! The 2nd Cabin in the Woods one is HILARIOUS. I would TOTALLY wear that one.

Because I apparently *am* a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at April 18, 2011 10:48 AM

Me too, AvB, me too.

Posted by: MM at April 18, 2011 1:55 PM

does the girl in the hunger games poster have cold sores? this is a real question.

Posted by: kb at April 18, 2011 3:59 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

I love the idea of Johnny Depp laying on my chest, grazing my nipples....

Posted by: silken_floss at April 18, 2011 4:32 PM

kb, I was totally thinking the same thing! I think the desired effect is to make her look tough but all I can think of is one of those mugshots from some Florida strip club raid that you see on The Smoking Gun...in which case I would totally wear that on a t-shirt.

Posted by: E the B at April 18, 2011 6:07 PM

The Hangover 2 in Bangkok? I was just in Bangkok. Those dudes would not survive.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at April 18, 2011 6:08 PM

I love how the makers of Abduction aren't even pretending that their movie is worth seeing for anything other than Wooden Boy over there. Really. Nothing at all, except that tard. It's so shameless, and I love it.

Posted by: Figgy at April 18, 2011 7:28 PM

There was a need for a Honey 2? The first one barely made its money back, and it had Jessica Alba's boobs. This one has Mario Lopez and Audrina Patridge (c/w purchased boobs)... good luck, Hollywood geniuses (genii?).

Posted by: Uriah Creep at April 18, 2011 9:14 PM

Shut up. Honey 2 is such a lie. Excising it from my memory now.

Posted by: keenerweiner at April 18, 2011 10:53 PM