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Which of These Movies Would You Watch Based Only on Their Scantily Clad Stars

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | September 13, 2013 | Comments ()


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Rush (see trailer)

Chris Hemsworth

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Olivia Wilde

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Alexandra Maria Lara

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The Family (review later today. It is not good)

Michelle Pfeiffer

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Robert DeNiro (Dude gets a “Back In The Day” pass.)

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Dianna Agron

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Jackass Present: Bad Grandpa (see trailer)

Johnny Knoxville

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Prisoners (see trailer)

Hugh Jackman

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Jake Gyllenhaal

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Maria Bello

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Viola Davis

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Homefront (see trailer)

THE STATHAM

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James Franco

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Need For Speed

Aaron Paul

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Dominic Cooper

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Dakota Johnson

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Imogen Poots

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Kid Cudi

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Michael Keaton

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Whoever hosed down Keaton with baby oil.... thank you. I will be having alone-time with my VHS copy of Mr. Mom, if anyone needs me.

  • Viking

    What is up with that Michael Keaton image? Where/when is that from? I vote for all of these attractive men to be in one movie where they find adequate plot advancing reasons to remove their shirts and smooch on women who look like me. Also, I want Maria Bello to dye her hair brown or get a tan. One or the other. Such an attractive lady should not have hair the same color as her skin. Did we learn nothing from Nichole Kidman?

  • Fantastic!

  • googergieger

    My love of Statham, which includes me having watched every single movie he's been in...against Franco and his general, ugh-ness. Hmm....

  • e jerry powell

    So many breasts...

  • Is it just me or does Franco look like a poor man's Kid Rock up there?

  • Sean

    Maria Bello. Then Imogen Poots. Then Maria Bello a few hundred more times.

  • Frank Berrodin

    I think Pinkman would do better with shirt ON, as he has the body of a 14 year old boy, bitch. And the pants ain't helpin' sista.

  • emmalita

    I stared at those pants for quite a while. Ok, some of it was with a little lust in my heart, but mostly because I could not understand what was happening with those pants.

  • bastich

    Great post, both for the pics and the comments.

    Could we make this a regular thing -- just have a weekly "Eye Candy Friday" or something? Seems win-win to me.

  • melancholicmess

    I'm only watching 'Rush' because it's supposed to be based on a true story. It helps to have Chris Hemsworth in it too :P

  • Fabius_Maximus

    None of these. Eye candy is nice, but no reason to watch anything.

  • Mrs. Julien

    You're adorable!

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Why, thank you. I don't understand why, but I'll take it.

  • Olivia Wilde or Alexandra Lara.

  • Emm82

    It's a bit sad but I don't think I've ever watched a film based on how good someone looks naked - It can be a bonus, sure but as the main reason? Nope. Also, James Franco gives me the creeps.

  • Emm82

    Although Dermot Mulroney is a bonus in anything!

  • Maguita NYC

    Oh he so truly is.

  • Samantha Klein

    No.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Jesus Christ Hemsworth, how's a guy supposed to catch up to his fiancee's slack-jawed gawking when you keep moving the line?

  • BWeaves

    Viola Davis is stunning in that photo.

    Plus, Hugh Jackman shows how men should really cover their hipbones.

    That indentation around the hips when a buff man wears his pants too low just makes them look like a plastic Ken doll, and that's not a good thing when you've seen Ken naked.

  • Slash

    Good god, Viola Davis. And I don't know how old Michelle Pfeiffer is in that pic (or how old the pic is), but she's gorgeous, though she could use a more supportive bra (or a bra).

    Everybody's attractive. Doesn't really wanna make me watch their movies, but I'm not complaining. Gazing upon attractive people is pleasant.

  • minxy

    POOTS!!!

  • jlc1967

    Wait, what? Michael Keaton? How ... did that happen? (And if I'm not mistaken the title gif is from my very favorite guilty pleasure technically bad movie, "Just Friends." Anna Faris. So fantastic. Every time I see a reference to it I have to go re-read its quotes on IMDB.)

  • Maguita NYC

    There are some men over 50 who look better than ever, and better than most boys half their age.

    Case in point, Dylan McDermamamia!

  • Anne At Large

    My lions are going to need a break after this post. Mrs. J, can they borrow your fainting couch when you're done using it?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Only if you bring your own antimacassars.

  • Anne At Large

    I always do.

  • Mrs. Julien

    You gotta love an equal opportunity pander. That picture of Statham... I'll be on my fainting couch if anyone needs me, in particular Statham.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Freakin' Statham. The Transporter is still one of those pickmeup movies I go to if I have a bad day.

  • bastich

    Man, I just finished paying off my bunk -- now I have to buy a fainting couch?
    What, is this site owned by Ikea?

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Actually, the FJÄYNTYNNG KOUKH is quite affordable. Mine is green. It looks great next to the BJYNK.

  • Guest

    Alexandra Maria Lara!

    She and Sam Riley do make a very attractive couple plus Control is probably one of my favorite movies of all time and should be the standard for music bio pics.

    Also Dakota Johnson (Not 50 Shades) & Maria Bello.

  • Fruity Fonzie

    Prisoners... Jackman & Gyllenhaal together is a gay man's fantasy come true

  • Maguita NYC

    And the fantasies of this straight woman as well.

  • L.O.V.E.

    She's not a favorite around these parts, but Dianna Agron is absolutely gorgeous.

  • DeistBrawler

    Mmmmhmmmm

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Her complexion is riddic. RIDDIC. It's highly unfair.

  • Guest

    Mmmmhmmmmm

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Rush. But not for the Hemsworth because see the header photo a few articles back.

  • Maguita NYC

    JAKEY Gyllenhaal!! Omg Jakey you so hot. I cannot get over you even after all these years.

  • L.O.V.E.

    I think what you meant to write is, ahem, "OMG Jakey. You so hot I can't QUIT YOU after all these years."

    Hackneyed joke, after all these years, I wish I knew how to quit you.

  • Maguita NYC

    After almost 2 years commenting on this site, why do people still assume that I am anything close to eloquent when it comes to hot men?

    I mean... gerberhlbhurgbhberghnahhh was my first reaction to this particularly breathtaking manfur.

    ... Oh lord, I still want to drown in its lush forest.

    *Pushes Mrs. J. off her fainting couch.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I guess we'll have a PILLOW FIGHT for it!

    (OMG HISGL [EIHLAR])

  • bastich

    This just became my favorite site ever.

  • Maguita NYC

    OMG (FMG) HISGL indeed.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I would like to request three hours alone with your hard drive, Maguita.

  • emmalita

    All those men are mine! She gave them to me for my birthday.

  • Maguita NYC

    Indeed I have.
    And you hussy! Do you know how many there are on my hard drive...

  • emmalita

    And you call me a hussy? Actually I think you called me a cheap whore yesterday. And really, I can't get too offended, because it is all true!

  • Maguita NYC

    It takes one to know one. hehe.

  • L.O.V.E.

    I am going to assume "hard drive" is a euphemism.

  • Mrs. Julien

    It will be both cause and effect.

  • Maguita NYC

    Don't think there'd be a fainting couch big enough to handle your reaction to it Mrs. J...

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