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Which of These Jawlines Is Going to Be the Young Han Solo?

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | March 15, 2016 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | March 15, 2016 |


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Earlier today, it was announced that Harrison Ford was going for a mulligan with the last Indiana Jones franchise installment and would be reteaming with Steven Spielberg for a new sequel. If you’ll remember, Chris Pratt has long been rumored to be taking over the Indy (read: only acceptable) fedora. Pratt had also been attached (by rumors and wishes, at least) to the upcoming young Han Solo movie, because apparently we can only accept one rugged, scruffy jawed, sarcastic anti-hero into our hearts at a time.

We’d better try to expand our comfort zone, though, because Disney released a( nother) short list of new potential Solos, and— just like Indy— it is officially Prattless. It is chockfull, though, of scruffy jawlines. Which jawline do you think is going to go all the way?

It could be this jawline, from that space robot movie.

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Or this one, from Kingsman.

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Would that it were this glass-cutting stubble that stole basically every scene in Hail, Caesar!

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This jawline from Brooklyn, has been relegated to a side note in most of the coverage today.
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What’s the matter? Jaw not lined enough, maybe?
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For the record, those faces’ names are, in order, Jack Reynor, Taron Egerton, Alden Ehrenreich and Emory Cohen. If it matters.


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