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Paul, because I can see Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and that is all needed. thankfully I you don't see Seth Rogan!

13 Thirteen. Cool imagery. Plus tickets are apparently only 50 cents.

All of these posters are better than the last unbatchtacular batch we got last week.

Paul's is great, it captures the spirit of the movie (or, the trailer, anyway) pretty perfectly. But it isn't my favorite of these posters. That prestigious honor goes to The Mechanic.

What can I say, I love 60s era film.

Oh! And I got a chance to meet Emily Hagins at the Austin Comic Con. Didn't get a chance to go to the screening of My Sucky Teen Romance, but she seems pretty cool and she's only 18, by gum!

We should all be jealous.

I choose Cowboys and Aliens: http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Cowboys_And_Aliens.jpg?ggnoads

Well, frankie & alice is out, because it is based on an "amazing true story". Horf.

The Rites has Anthony Hopkins but the poster looks like a straight-to-DVD hack job cover. Pass.

The Mechanic had me at The Statham and then pulled me further in with Ben Foster. I also like the big gun made of little guns. GUNS.

Paul is a big winner. Aliens, soda, long hair, and Simon Pegg.

Black Swan only gets a second glance because of Vincent Cassell. Other than that, pass based on the poster. It looks like Princess Blackfeather releasing her wraith on a pillow factory or something.

The next two make me want to throat punch a stranger. Obviously, Vince Vaughn and the Fatman are the reason for the anger in the second one, but I'm not sure why the pixel-looking poster makes me irate. Fire.

And the last one, (does it want me to call it thirteen thirteen? Was it written by Lainey's Thirteen and she called it 13? I know that 1 and 3 placed beside each other is thirteen, I don't need to see 13 and then the explanation of thirteen) looks boring and stupid and fat.

I saw Ben Foster. That's what I want to see, Ben Foster.

So, my vote is for the movie with Ben Foster.

Paul, then Black Swan, and The Mechanic. The rest...wait for the trailer.

13 and Paul.
Though when I saw 13, I immediately thought that it was a movie about Lainey Bobainey's assistant- aka Thirteen - and assumed that it involved Lainey killing Thirteen.
In other words, a documentary.

Paul, for sure, although the Mechanic is in second place.

I haven't seen that Black Swan poster, I've only seen the one of Portman's face with the red eyes.

And the Dilemma? The dilemma is how the studio is going to get people to see it, because that poster sucks, as does the movie, I'm sure.

Paul, Black Swan (it's kind of conventional but still a lovely image) and maybe Sucky Teen Romance.

The posters have names on them, and the names go a very long way to determining what I am most likely to see. The pictures have very little to do with it.

Mechanic based on the artwork and The Statham.

Paul because of Simon and Nick. Though, I'm no fan of the cheesy alien CGI.

The Mechanic. The others are all crappy.

Paul and The Mechanic.

The Mechanic poster makes me think it might star Steve McQueen.

I realise that Steve McQueen will not be in The Mechanic.

Because he's dead.

Reading titles is also helpful.

Wow. I'm so flattered you guys. Everyone chanting my name...Oh. You're talking about the movie. Carry on.

I'd go see Paul too based only on Pegg/Frost. I would say The Rite until I noticed the uninspired tagline.

50 Cent's name almost killed 13 for me. Then I saw Rourke and my interest went up. Then I looked back at 50 Cent. Then I saw Statham. He could star with "Fitty", Kanye and Tori Spelling and still improve the movie by 1000%.

Holy Photoshop batman! As if the poster for The Dilemma wasn't scary enough by featuring Kevin James and Vince Vaughn, they have both been replaced by bizarro land wax sculptures that will invade your mind and suck out all of the inventiveness and intelligence with a big...sucking action thing. Whatever, I ran out of steam there.

But anyway, going down the list (and the fabulous thing is no very little or anything about most of these movies, except The Mechanic):

Frankie and Alice poster review - Oh look, Halle Barry is doing an IM AN ACTRESS movie this year. Pass, wait for video if even.

The Rites - Anthony still trying to make mileage off Hannibal after all these years eh? Oh sure, it's not a Hannibal movie, but you know you're thinking of him the second you see that poster. Pass, not telling me a story and Hopkins no longer gets an automatic option.

The Mechanic - Stupid poster, I don't want to ... Stratham stars? Hmm. I'll see this one at a mid day weekend show when "I'm already out anyway" to the Mrs. Frob. "It's not your kind of flick, but I was here buying some books and stuff anyway...might as well, you know?"

Paul - Pegg and Frost, when does it come out again? Hey honey...yeah these are those guys from Shawn of the Dead. You'll want to see this. No, I have no idea what it's about. What does it matter?

Black Swan - Portman, nice. Looks artsy though...I'll wait for video unless Mrs. Frob catches me ignoring it and says we need to go, in which case I'll be all enthusiastic. I'm so suave and stuff.

My Sucky Teen Romance - Oh lookie, it's going to likely make light hearted fun of computer geeks, con geeks, and generally a lot of other things I participate in/enjoy. Unless it's the highly rare and sought after Galaxy Quest feel, fuck you very much, no thanks.

The Dilemma - AHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD NOOOOOOO

13 - Oh hey, we're going to shoot people. Has Straham but he's an "and XXX" credit. Didn't Mickey Rourke already by three mortgages on his 15 minutes? Wait for video, watch in fast forward.

So to end this protracted answer: Paul.

Based solely on the posters: The Mechanic it most caught my eye and felt original.

Based on names on the posters: The Mechanic and Paul. Jason Statham is fun and Ben Foster's chameleon ability is amazing. Pegg and Frost are hilarious. Seth Rogen - getting a little tired of him.

Thirteen's poster is intriguing, but it seems to hint that the movie is about Russian Roulette and that seems like a limited/boring concept. Yeah, yeah, Deerhunter, whatever.

I don't know anything about The Mechanic or 13, but I do know that The Statham makes me feel good in my special places. So, yeah, I'll pick those two.

Paul. Seth Rogen's really lost some weight there.

Actually, screw what I said. 13 looks cooler than The Rite.

Paul. Black Swan.

The rest can eat a dick, especially that laughable 8-bit vampire romcom one.

Cowboys & Aliens, obviously.

::still on the ass::

Nothing including that poster would convince me to pay to see a Halle Berry movie.

The Mechanic poster is my absolute favorite. That's some gorgeous graphic design there.

The one I'd never watch is The Dilemma. Both because of the fucking ANNOYING cast, and the poster just looks awkward as hell.

I want to see Paul, but based only on the poster, I'd say it looks stupid, childish, and the CGI alien looks quite terrible. Actually the alien makes me want to slap it. Plus it's just an ugly poster, Pegg and Foster and all.

The first poster is quite beautiful, but it helps that it's Halle Berry.

Someone please spit on The Dilemma's Photoshop person's grave.

To me, it looks like Vince is contemplating murder.
I like that
But, The Mechanic did it for me. I like black and red.AND GUNS.

The Mechanic has cool graphics. But I have already seen it so I'll pass.

Paul. It could be a poster of a dried, half eaten piece of toast for all I care. I will see it because it says "Nick" and "Simon" and that's all I need to know.

The rest are simply dreadful, uninspiring, and touting actors I wouldn't give a dime to if they were homeless on a street corner.

THE MECHANIC! And I still don't want to see it.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

THE MECHANIC for reasons stated above.

I'd rather see Evan Rachel Wood's 13 again instead of this 13.

Probably the only one I will actually see is BLACK SWAN, for reasons that aren't on the poster.

Black Swan because there's dancing and I cannot resist. Paul because Pegg + Frost = Awesome. And Thirteen simply because I'm hoping it's a remake of 13 Tzameti.

Wait. I don't like remakes. But I'm powerless to resist Statham. What to do, what to do.

13 Thirteen IS a remake of 13 Tzameti. "Tzameti" is the Georgian word for thirteen, so it's no big deal that 13 Thirteen is on the poster.

Can't do it. I cannot make this incredibly life altering decision based solely on the poster. Just can't not see Simon Pegg.

1.) Paul
2.) The Mechanic
3.) The Rites

....Possibly 13

The rest gag me with a spoon.

Ok I can understand why you would photoshop kevin james to near unrecognizability...But why make him so shiny?

Vince Vaugh and Kevin James...smells like OSCAR!