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Will Where the Wild Things Are Be Too Scary for Kids?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (30)



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Last December, in predicting the biggest box-office flops of 2009 (and so far, I’m one for one, thanks to Dragonball), I suggested that Spike Jonze’s Where the Wild Things Are movie would be the third-biggest flop of the year (this was before I saw the magical trailer, of course). I predicted:

The film — directed by Spike Jonze and written by Dave Eggers — was simply too dark and sophisticated for younger audiences, many of whom were frightened by the themes and imagery of the film.

And unfortunately, despite that stellar trailer, I feel that the sentiment might hold true. It’s going to be a kid’s film that perhaps only adults can enjoy because — let’s be honest — outside the context of a storybook, the Wild Things are kind of shit-your-pants terrifying if you’re under a certain age (although, not as scary as this). And look no further than this demonstration for proof — Spike Jonze wears a Wild Things mask around a toddler. And it scares the bejesus out of the poor kid, who should probably stop nursing and grows some goddamn testicles.

Where The Wild Things Are Focus Group #1 from Lance Bangs on Vimeo.









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Comments

Finally! someone who agrees with me on how toddlers (and babies in general) need to man up and stop being such a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 12, 2009 10:21 AM

My kid thought the Wild Things looked cool. Of course she sometimes shambles through the house, arms outstretched, moaning "Braaaaiiiiinnnns! BRAAAIIIINS!", so she maybe isn't a good example.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 12, 2009 10:23 AM

"I thought 'Yes! Disneyland for a three year old! Mickey Mouse for a three year old!'.....bullshit!

Mickey Mouse to a three year old is a six-foot fucking rat!"

Posted by: Jay at May 12, 2009 10:31 AM

I totally agree, we need to stop babying those damn babies. Back in the 1700s if a kid wasn't working the mines at age 3 and married at age 4 and raising a family of six at age 5, his parents would disinherit the little shite. Now we coddle and helicopter the bastards and what do we get for it? They wind up living with us and mooching off us until they're 70.

I think it's that name: baby. The tyranny of learned expectations, right there. Let's start calling them "fuckers," toughen them up for the real world. That asbestos isn't gonna mine itself.

"My, what a cute little fucker you have there."

"Don't you EVER call him cute again, grandma, you bitch."

*punches granny in throat*

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 12, 2009 10:37 AM

Babies are like, the ultimate parasitic organisms.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 12, 2009 10:54 AM

bucdaddy, that was glorious.

Posted by: Mick J at May 12, 2009 10:58 AM

Meet a tall and sexy girl like her on
-- S e e k i n g T a l l.com --. I’m sure your lover is there.

Posted by: kate green at May 12, 2009 11:16 AM

That video was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. But you know, kids can be scared shitless of something and still love it. I *still* have to cover my eyes during wolf scenes in The Never Ending Story, but it was my absolutely favorite movie as a kid.

Posted by: the essence of fanciness and class at May 12, 2009 11:23 AM

ever tried to show kids their just born pics? That would be endlessly scarier than a gigantic furry monster.

Posted by: rio at May 12, 2009 11:29 AM

Slim - babies are sort of like parasites. Your body's immune system has to be suppressed while you're pregnant so it doesn't attack and destroy the little visitor.

I don't get what little Nick was scared of. That monster is fricken adorable.

Posted by: Kolby at May 12, 2009 11:31 AM

Pinky McLadybits, your daughter sounds like a great kid.

Posted by: Melissa at May 12, 2009 11:34 AM

I'm thinking it will be too scary for ME.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at May 12, 2009 11:39 AM

My daughter (who is two and a half), called me a stupid ass last night. Repeatedly. Because I told her she couldn't have any more chocolate milk.

The day before she called my wife a bitch because she made her share a toy with one of her cousins.

*sniff* She's growing up so fast!

Posted by: Snath at May 12, 2009 11:45 AM

When I watched that clip I went from going "aww," "oh no" and laughing maniacally. It was so cute that the kid was so scared even though he knew it was a mask. "Do you have the mask on?" "Yes- NO!" Ha! That kid was having none of that foolery.

If the little girl behind me in Coraline was any indication... Yea, kids will be scared shitless of this movie. And they'll love every fucking minute.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 12, 2009 11:50 AM

Snath, your daughter sounds hilarious and awesome.

Pinky, so does yours.

Posted by: Melody at May 12, 2009 12:13 PM

I need one of those masks. My daughters are becoming immune to my Aliens threat. Time to switch things up.

Posted by: admin at May 12, 2009 12:24 PM

kids can be scared shitless of something and still love it

Agree; my parents took me to see Jaws when I was eight. Yeah. I've never gone into an open body of water since then, but I think that's where my life-long love of movies came from, so it was a good trade. If an eight-year-old can tolerate Robert Shaw getting the toothpaste treatment, then a five-year-old can tolerate a fanged walking carpet.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 12, 2009 12:32 PM

Your body's immune system has to be suppressed while you're pregnant so it doesn't attack and destroy the little visitor.

Don't you mean attack and destroy the little fucker?

Posted by: katy (currently with parasite) at May 12, 2009 12:35 PM

I prefer the term "crotch droplet."

Posted by: Snath at May 12, 2009 12:40 PM

Hee. I love the baby anger.

But, really, I cried for like 3 days when I was 5 because I was terrified of Santa Claus.

Posted by: figgy at May 12, 2009 12:46 PM

Agree; my parents took me to see Jaws when I was eight.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 12, 2009 12:32 PM

Aaaaaaand you turned out alright...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 12, 2009 12:50 PM

or did he?

Posted by: Stella at May 12, 2009 1:11 PM

i can't even get in a swimming pool at night (with the underwater lights on). jaws totally screwed me up. even though, i KNOW there are no sharks, the shadows creep me out.

i have no problem swimming in the ocean.
i watch shark movies with my feet up.
i even saw 'deep blue sea' twice in the theater and own it.

but swimming pools at night, no fuckin way.

Posted by: gp at May 12, 2009 2:48 PM

the first time i went to a beach after watching jaws, it was the farthest thing from my mind until someone started yelling that there were ACTUAL goddamn sharks out in the water! the beach was closed for the rest of the summer. if the movie didn't mess me up enough, that little experience sealed the deal.

Posted by: samma at May 12, 2009 4:13 PM

I don't know. Kids tend to be afraid of things in real life more than in movies. I know they get the two confused, but having a screen there makes it different. I was terrified of the guy in the Chucky Cheese suit when I saw him in person, but the commercials never bothered me.

Posted by: Lucas at May 12, 2009 4:31 PM

Mouthy little fucker you have there, snath. If I were you, I'd listen to a lot of Warren Zevon:

Down in the basement

(Model citizen)

I got a Craftsman lathe

(Model citizen)

Show it to the children

(Model citizen)

When they misbehave.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 12, 2009 4:42 PM

OK, my 13 year old sister flipped her shit over Coraline. She made me hide all my crochet hooks because they reminded her of The Other Mother, somehow, and she thought I was making things that would eat her soul.

13.

She wants to see Where the Wild Things Are. I don't think I'll be taking her.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 12, 2009 8:57 PM

Genny, your own sister thinks you can crochet things that would eat her soul.

I'm both hella impressed and trying to imagine what kind of crafting you must do that would give her that impression.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at May 13, 2009 1:48 AM

Bitches, that fucking trailer scared the bejeezes out of me. And i'm 30. Didn't see it with sound tho, so maybe the bone drill in the background influenced me...

Posted by: Mad at May 13, 2009 8:48 AM

Meh, Sesame Street had some of the biggest, toothiest monsters ever and the babies never seemed to mind...

Sorry. That should be, "the fuckers never seem to mind."

Wow, that is liberating. Thanks "," .

Posted by: Bane at May 13, 2009 11:50 AM