Where the Power Armor? Sharlto Copley Heads to Space in Europa Teasers
Ah the moons of Jupiter, glimpsed by Galileo, dreamed of by about every other sci-fi author for the last century. Plus Sean Connery reenacted High Noon there, though sadly he didn't wear his outfit from Zardoz.
Now Sharlto Copley of District 9 fame (The A-Team didn't happen, we're agreed on that, right?) is headed to Europa in a new sci-fi film called The Europa Report. Here's the teaser, which does little to tease unless you're really into realistic slow motion space landings. Rule 34 may apply here.
There's also the world's worst viral video. It's fifteen minutes long. And by the time I started skipping forward, nothing happened. And nothing happened at point I skipped to and started watching. What I'm saying is that they may need some lessons on what "viral" means. It means something that has a quality such that someone passes it on like a virus.
I heard "Sharlto Copley" and "science fiction" and immediately went to a happy place of aliens, and spacecraft, and power armor. That may be a personal failing. But Wikus, we'll always have that time we stalked Charlize Theron:
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)