By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | May 25, 2012 | Comments ()

A Mr. Goodbody joke. In 2012. You're welcome, old people. The startling still image above is of "Lost's" Matthew Fox from a movie called Alex Cross, based on the James Patterson novel. The movie stars Tyler Perry in the title role (a role that once belonged to Idris Elba, but was yanked away from him when Perry became available). Fox apparently plays the deranged fucker, a ruthless assassin who murders a detective's wife. Vince over at FilmDrunk sums up the above image best: "He looks like Mickey Rourke's penis."

Here's another photo that will scare your nightmares.

And here's Tyler Perry in a role that would've been perfect for Idris.

And here's Mr. Goodbody.

(Via FilmDrunk)

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