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What's More Fantastic than Olyphantastic?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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The winter season of television, so far, has been majorly disappointing. The few new series that have debuted have been mediocre, at best, and most of the returning shows have lacked, save for “Parks and Recreation” and a something of a small rebound for “Chuck.”

But next week, “Justified” returns, and with it, Timothy Olyphant’s ten-gallon hat. I understand that he’s going undercover this season, which means changing the color of his hat. I also understand that no man has more perfectly manicured stubble than Olyphant. How do you do that? Seriously? It’s goatee stubble. Do you know how much effort you have to put in to get perfect goatee stubble? If you’re Olyphant, it probably just spring miraculously from his chin and stops growing at the perfect stubble length after he points a gun at it and winks. That sly dog.

Here’s a little teaser spot for Season 2 of “Justified,” which blends, for many of you, two of your favorite things: Star Wars and Olyphant.


(Hat Tip: Retro)

And speaking of Star Wars, I caught this over on Cinematical today, and it’s pretty spectacular:

(Via Cinematical)

And finally, to round out this Star Wars themed post (and if you haven’t seen the adorable VW Darth Vader commercial, do), you really must check out Kirby Ferguson’s second part of his video series, “Everything is a Remix.” This one explores everything that George Lucas borrowed/ripped off in creating Star Wars. Some of it might be old news to Star Wars experts, but I found it infinitely fascinating. You can watch it here.

(Hat Tip: ELCoolJ)









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Comments

Timothy Olyphant is so hot Ive missed him on TV so glad he's back! "Justified" and "Southland" TV is now great, now all I need is "Boardwalk Empire" and it's all complete.

Posted by: donna at February 3, 2011 2:48 PM

Goatee stubble might look great, but any woman would be in serious pain after making out with him for too long.

If what my wife tells me is to be believed.





Don't shatter my delusions.

Posted by: superasente at February 3, 2011 2:53 PM

Olyphant's stance
in pants
is worth a glance;
if perchance you can catch him
might leave you in a hypnotic trance.

Posted by: Cindy at February 3, 2011 3:10 PM

There must be something wrong with me because I can never see Olyphant without confusing him for Josh Duhamel.

Case in point, I caught his interview with Jay Leno (shut up, I don't usually watch The Tonight Show)midway and the whole time I'm thinking "When did Josh get so nice and humble and down to earth and not douchey??"

After seeing the header pic and reading through this post and comments I realized it was Tim and then realized Josh is still a douchebag of epic proportions and all is right with the world.

Damn, that (Tim) is one hot piece of man!

Posted by: Slappysquirrel at February 3, 2011 3:19 PM

Suprasente, man stubble can be tough to make out with. HOW EVER, like all hair, at a certain length it softens.

Olyphant rocks that EXACT fucking length.
He'sawizard

Posted by: Nadine at February 3, 2011 3:40 PM

Two Olyphant pictures on the main page? You love me, you really love me!

Posted by: badkittyuno at February 3, 2011 3:40 PM

I do love me some Olyphant sneer.
Mmmm...

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at February 3, 2011 3:43 PM

Can there be an Olyphant day? Can it be my birthday?

Posted by: staceygarrett at February 3, 2011 3:43 PM

This has been a no good awful very bad week/day /soon to be month, but the Justified teaser put a smile on my face for the first time today. Thank Godtopus that show is coming back next week to fill the drama void in my life.

Posted by: TylerDFC at February 3, 2011 3:51 PM

I think I need Olyphant to be in Boardwalk Empire.

I just...I need it in a...a sexual way. Okay? Sexual.

Posted by: Nadine at February 3, 2011 3:54 PM

Hey, remember that time Tim was in Scream 2?

No, it appears none of y'all muthafuckers do.

Posted by: EJ at February 3, 2011 4:55 PM

I do EJ. I do. It's when he stole my heart.

Oh Mickey.

Posted by: Nadine at February 3, 2011 5:37 PM

Clearly the Pajiba loves the Olyphant (and so do I, oh yes I do) which why I'm all the more perpetually bitter about him not appearing in that lead TV actors poll awhile back.

Posted by: Amanda6 at February 3, 2011 5:49 PM

And Nadine, its where I fell in love with Roseanne's sister...

Oh Jackie.

Posted by: EJ at February 3, 2011 6:14 PM

Pardon me while I wipe the drool off my keyboard.

Posted by: noonoo at February 3, 2011 7:39 PM

"Boyfriend? Killer? Boyfriend-killer?"

*BLAM!*

Posted by: DarthBrookes at February 3, 2011 8:23 PM

You need to find some new pictures of Olyphant :/

Posted by: Gemmazemma at February 4, 2011 1:52 AM

Nothing sets my heart aflutter quite like The Olyphant.

Posted by: elizabeth at February 4, 2011 9:40 AM