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What You Missed Last Night While Ben Affleck Was Being the Bomb in Phantoms, Yo!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who already owns on the best cocked eyebrows in the business, is getting into the TeeVee business. According to Deadline, NBC had made a pilot commitment to a drama set in the golden age of wrestling: The 1980s. Johnson and Bruckheimer are producing, and though I don’t care for wrestling in the least and am immediately suspicious of anything Bruckheimer is involved in, I could actually see the dramatic potential of such a show replete with 80s groupies, rampant steroid use, and colorful characters whose rise and fall would be dependent upon showmanship.

Remember Alex Winters, the OTHER guy in the Bill and Ted equation? According to Deadline, he’s working on a new movie about Napster. And while Slashfilm characterized the fact that it’s not a Bill & Ted sequel as “unfortunate,” I think a narrative flick about the rise and fall of Napster (and the subsequent destruction of the music business) would be far more fascinating, and maybe Justin Timberlake could reprise his Sean Parker character from The Social Network.

The diminishing clout of Ryan Reynolds doesn’t exactly put him in a position to make this happen, but DVD & Blu Ray Review (via Totalfilm) he’d like to remake Dinner for Eight. I’m less interested in how as I am the why: “I have movies that I could watch over and over and over again but if there’s one film I’d like to remake it’s Dinner For Eight. A bunch of society f*ckers all getting together and out-assholing each other. That could be done today.”

It could also be the movie that resurrects the star of Chris Eigeman. Nobody is better at playing a society f*cker.

Good news: The trend in making movies out of insipid board games is already starting to wane, perhaps in response to the reaction many have had to the Battleship trailer. Weeks ago, the plug was pulled on Gore Verbenski’s big-screen adaptation of Clue and now, according to Vulture, similar ditching plans are being made for the movie based on Ouija, the one board-game movie I thought actually had decent narrative possibilities. Candy Land and Stretch Armstrong, meanwhile, are still in development.

Hollywood is, however, working on a Scary Movie 5 and, according to Bloody-Disgusting, even hopes to bring back some of the original cast members. Can they not?

Finally, according to THR, Ben Affleck — who is juggling a lot of projects right now — is now developing Line of Sight with an eye toward directing and starring. The film would follows the story of an elite commando squad and would be shot from the first-person point of view, “akin to a first-person shooter game.” Because the shaky-cam isn’t nauseating enough?










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the plug was pulled on Gore Verbenski’s big-screen adaptation of Clue and now... similar ditching plans are being made for the movie based on Ouija

OK then.

::puts away pistol::

Candy Land and Stretch Armstrong, meanwhile, are still in development.

::narrows eyes::

::sharpens knives::

Posted by: TK at August 24, 2011 10:34 AM

Weeks ago, the plug was pulled on Gore Verbenski’s big-screen adaptation of Clue and now, according to Vulture, similar ditching plans are being made for the movie based on Ouija,

That's how it could've happened, but how about this?

Candy Land and Stretch Armstrong, meanwhile, are still in development.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 24, 2011 10:54 AM

Doom 2: Do You Smell What The Affleck Is Cooking?

Posted by: Admin White at August 24, 2011 11:02 AM

The film would follows the story of an elite commando squad and would be shot from the first-person point of view, “akin to a first-person shooter game.”

yes! bcoz the reaction to the new spiderman teaser was not telling enuff.

Posted by: haplo at August 24, 2011 11:02 AM

I guess you won't be too thrilled with the upcoming porn adaption of Chutes and Ladders, TK.

Posted by: beet salad at August 24, 2011 11:04 AM

You know, I'd probably watch a remake of Dinner for Eight with the right cast. As long as it didn't come anywhere close to Dinner for Shmucks.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at August 24, 2011 11:31 AM

Sorry to be obnoxious but isn't it called Dinner at Eight? I could be wrong, though.

Also, I could watch Chris Eigeman in anything. I would watch him read the newspaper out loud. It's amazing to me he isn't more highly regarded.

Posted by: THRILLHO at August 24, 2011 11:49 AM

The film would follows the story of an elite commando squad and would be shot from the first-person point of view, “akin to a first-person shooter game.” Because the shaky-cam isn’t nauseating enough?

Wouldn't it be cheaper to stay at home and watch a friend play a first-person shooter?

Posted by: MrFrye at August 24, 2011 11:51 AM

Ben Affleck was, in fact, the bomb in Phantoms.

(Yo.)

Posted by: MM at August 24, 2011 1:15 PM

There was already a Ouija Board movie. It stared Nicle Eggert, the blonde chick from Charles In Charge and Baywatch. She played with the Ouija board one night (in her sexy nightgown). And then got stalked by a ghost (a sexy ghost). It may or may not have been on Cinemax late night. Could've been lifetime. Either way it was sexay.

I tried to find it on her IMDB page, but there is so much crap to shuffle through, I didn't have a chance. I'll give $5 to whoever has the time to waste to find it*.






*no, I won't.

Posted by: superasente at August 24, 2011 2:39 PM

Ben's next movie: Affleck vs. Aflac: F**K the Duck!

Posted by: MadMike at August 24, 2011 8:19 PM

I tried to find it on her IMDB page, but there is so much crap to shuffle through, I didn't have a chance. I'll give $5 to whoever has the time to waste to find it*.

Posted by: superasente at August 24, 2011 2:39 PM

I couldn't find it either, but I gave it my due diligence, and thus your credit card has been billed for $5 plus service charge. Thank you.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 24, 2011 8:30 PM

Is the Nicole Eggert movie you refer to "The Haunting of Morella", perhaps?

Posted by: TWoPFan at August 24, 2011 10:18 PM

@ suprasente - there was already a Clue movie too. It even had Tim Curry in it!

And I would watch the SHIT out of a wrestling show starring The Rock.

Posted by: Bert at August 25, 2011 4:24 PM

The Ouija movie that I remember is called Witchboard with Tawny Kitaen and Patch from Days of Our Lives. This was a total slumber party movie.

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