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What Men Want in Development / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | October 29, 2009 | Comments (29)


When The Proposal seemingly came out of nowhere over the summer and put up $163 million, making it the sixth highest grossing romantic comedy of all time, it not only launched Ryan Reynolds onto the A-list (he’s since signed on to four projects, including a Deadpool movie and The Green Lantern), it also boosted the career of its director (Anne Fletcher) and the debut screenwriter, producer-turned-scribe, Peter Chiarelli. As one of the few male writers in a genre dominated by women, Chiarelli is suddenly a writer in demand.

Of course, in Hollywood, that’s a mixed blessing. According to our inside source, The Hollywood Cog, Chiarelli is currently penning the script to the sequel of the second highest-grossing romantic comedy of all time, Mel Gibson’s What Women Want, a one-note movie that — despite a decent premise — too often neglected the comedy ingredient of romantic comedies. But wait! There’s also this: Cameron Diaz — star of the 14th and 36th biggest romantic comedies of all time — is attached as the lead in What Men Want, a reimagining of What Women Want set in the workplace.

Add to that unpleasant bit of casting this unfortunate (for Paramount) coincidence: Last week, New Line optioned the rights to What Boys Want, about a teenage girl (Selena Gomez) who can hear what boys think. Fortunately for Paramount, at least, is that What Boys Want has only just completed its pitch, while What Men Want is at least searching for a director, as Chiarelli completes his script. Morever, at least in the case of What Men Want, the intricacies of the male mind probably won’t be constrained by a soft PG rating. (Still, I have no idea why this particular premise is suddenly so popular).

So why am I not terribly bummed about this news? The miserable original notwithstanding, I like Chiarelli. I thought The Proposal was considerably more funny and clever than a Sandra Bullock movie had any right to be. Chiarelli proved with The Proposal that he could effectively work inside the romantic-comedy formula, so there’s no reason to believe that he can’t write a decent script while constrained by this particular premise. Whether Diaz can deliver on it is an entirely different question.

But, if you need further proof of Chiarelli’s writing talent, look no further than this video, which is kind of the greatest thing ever. If you’re brave enough to write a line telling Betty White to “go suck a hot cock,” then What Men Want should be a piece of cake.



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Comments

1) Fuck us.
2) Feed us.
3) Go away when the game is on.

How is this movie going to last for 90 minutes?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 29, 2009 11:39 AM

Be sure to check out my new film, What Skitty Wants.

Here's a hint - it's in a glass, filled with ice, and rhymes with "a ducking botch".

Posted by: Skitz at October 29, 2009 11:39 AM

You know when your review of The Proposal came out, I really thought you were just messing with us. Then I realized you were serious and of course we all put it down to that strange thing you have for the cross-eyed guy with the abs. Who was I to judge, all I'd seen was the trailer here on Pajiba.
But then I was stuck on a plane for 13 hours, ran out of reading material and was actually forced to watch The Proposal, and seriously Rowles, you are fucking deluded.
It is awful. It is a ridiculous premise, over-acted by both leads, horribly formulaic in plot. You must be banned from reviewing anything with the cross-eyed wonder in it.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 29, 2009 11:40 AM

Oh good, more movies playing up tired gender stereotypes in the name of "comedy" which I have no interest in seeing. Ever.

Posted by: Intern Rusty at October 29, 2009 11:54 AM

1) Fuck us.
2) Feed us.
3) Go away when the game is on.
How is this movie going to last for 90 minutes?

I imagine they'll split male characters into:

1. Adolescent slobs - who only want sex.
2. Effeminate whiny pussies - the best friends who'd bend over for a girl.
3. Charming sophisticated model-looking successful types - who only need the right woman to be complete.

Guess which type will end up with Cameron Diaz?

Posted by: Fredo at October 29, 2009 12:04 PM

Dave Chappelle did a funny sketch based on the premise of 'what men want'. There are only so many variations of us thinking we want to bang the shit out of every decent looking woman we see that I can't imagine 90 minutes of it being any good. And I doubt the fact that men think that is news to women.

Posted by: Dave at October 29, 2009 12:12 PM

You really must love Ryan Reynolds if you actually got any enjoyment out of The Proposal. What Women Want was better than The Proposal since I think I remember laughing a few times during that movie. I mean, Betty freaking White couldn't save The Proposal.

I think women knowing what men are thinking lends itself more to horror than comedy.

Posted by: becks at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM

What Men Want, a reimagining of What Women Want

Dave Chappelle needs to sue the fucking SHIT out of these people right now.

Posted by: Vermillion at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM

Oh great, another Diaz/Barrymore assgasm. Can't they both just go away and be their free spirited selves. Preferaby in the mouth of an active volcanoe.

*leaves to get Skitty's drink*

Posted by: admin at October 29, 2009 12:21 PM

Ok, I know I'm weird, but I actually liked The Proposal.

This movie, however, sounds like dumb times ten. Diaz is no help.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 29, 2009 12:30 PM

You thought "The Proposal" was "funny" and "clever?" Are you being sarcastic?

Posted by: George at October 29, 2009 12:32 PM

[The Proposal] is awful. It is a ridiculous premise, over-acted by both leads, horribly formulaic in plot. You must be banned from reviewing anything with the cross-eyed wonder in it.

PaddyDog,
Did you forget? Dustin was in bed with the writer at the time.

Posted by: pissant at October 29, 2009 12:35 PM

Do constant thoughts and mentions of boobs keep a movie at the PG-13 level? Otherwise What Boys Want would be selling itself to the wrong audience.

Posted by: katy at October 29, 2009 12:36 PM

I'd be very surprised if there isn't either a Cameron in her filthy undies scene or Cameron doing kareoke scene OR Cameron doing kareoke IN her filthy undies scene.

I'm also calling that they'll cast some uglier chick as her "best friend" (where IS Joan Cusack...) and some flavor of the moment bimbo as her "frenemy" (paging Kristen Bell!)

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 29, 2009 12:45 PM

Ummm yeah. I think we all know what men want. It really isn't that complex. 'Lookit'em tit-tays!' over an over again on the voiced over inner monologue really can't sustain a movie.
What Women Want had 1/2 a chance because women don't fucking know what they want. That is the big joke.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 29, 2009 12:48 PM

To be fair, b>LWa'E', we also like asses too.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 29, 2009 1:05 PM

I must admit Ryan Reynolds is one of my favorite actors. I hope he plays the same character in “Deadpool” that he played in “Blade.”

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 29, 2009 1:07 PM

pissant:

I did remember that, but I maintain my stand that the Pajibaverse needs to take out a restraining order keeping Mr. Rowles at least 50 feet away from any Reynolds vehicle. Reynolds has an eerie emasculating effect on Dustin. An intervention is called for.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 29, 2009 1:09 PM

Reynolds vehicle, more like Reynolds cock.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 29, 2009 1:16 PM

Oh yay! Guess Whookie is back!

Posted by: admin at October 29, 2009 1:40 PM

Tracer:
Noted.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 29, 2009 1:51 PM

Not for long admin, cause once Rowles read my comment he's going to get medieval on my ass.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 29, 2009 1:53 PM

You could make this movie last 90 minutes if you went really hardcore into euphemisms
i.e.
What Men Want:
Clams
Ho-hos
Honey
Canoe rides
Tacos
Puppies
Milk shakes
Pole Position

You get the idea. Add your own!

Posted by: professor_love at October 29, 2009 2:08 PM

Can't wait. Cameron Diaz is hot. She was fantastic in What Happens in Vegas. Hope Mel Gibson gets a cameo.

Posted by: sosumi at October 29, 2009 3:13 PM

Listen. I love men. I think they should make more of them. But a movie about what men want? Why are you wasting my time here?

And I have never watched "What Women Want", so I don't know what it is that we are supposed to want. It better not be Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson is made of NO.

Posted by: greer at October 29, 2009 6:24 PM

I watched The Proposal based on your recommendation and you'd lost me within the first ten minutes.

I could go on, but others Pajibeans are already on your case. I'll jump on when they get tired.

Keep at him, lads. I think R-square's cock is mostly out of his arse now.

Seriously.

Seriously...

Posted by: Kissing Girls Makes You Sleepy at October 29, 2009 6:30 PM

Holy crapcakes...

That video's the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in days. I will never see "The Proposal" unless it's the wife's idea and it's on one of our movie channels...but I respect all three of the actors that did that just now.

Yep, Betty White rules slightly more now, and only the truly fearless can tell Betty to "suck a hot cock" and get away with it. Ryan is officially worthy to wear the ring of a Green Lantern.

You heard it here first, folks. Ryan's going to be a great Hal Jordan. Betcha.

Posted by: Green Lantern at October 29, 2009 9:21 PM

I saw The Propoal for free. I felt ripped off.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 30, 2009 12:22 AM

that's weird, just this morning I was talking about how offended I was by "what women want" and how completely disgusted I was that such a piece o' shit was even directed by an actual woman. seriously, that movie is one of the worst things I've ever seen, and I used to work for Lifetime.

Posted by: dollvomit at October 30, 2009 2:18 PM





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