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Trade News | April 26, 2007 | Comments (48)


I’m starting things off this week with some geek news because, well, I feel like it. The rest of the trade round-up promises to be basically more of the same remake and casting sludge we here at Pajiba faithfully wade through and repackage for you, the humble readers, so every now and then we need to talk about something slightly less suicide-inspiring in order to keep our sanity. With that in mind, it’s been announced this week that “Robot Chicken” creators Seth Green and Matthew Senreich will be producing a 30-minute special titled “Robot Chicken: Star Wars,” shot in the stop-motion animation of the regular series. For those not in the know, “Robot Chicken” is one of the many late-night, vaguely Dadaist (but not nearly as much as the throw-your-brain-against-the-wall insanity that is “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!”) shows on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, and in this one, rapid-fire comedy sketches are acted out by action figures. Some of the sketches are no more than a few seconds long, but quite a few lean toward the geeky, particularly those inspired by the Star Wars franchise. They’re fantastic, too: Mark Hamill voices Luke in the bit that uses The Empire Strikes Back to mock the sad levels to which the series would eventually fall, and the one where the Emperor gets a call from Darth Vader is just priceless. The special will premiere at 10 p.m. on June 17, so have those TiVos warmed and ready.

You know that feeling you’re (hopefully) experiencing right now? The slightly happy one from finding out some mildly interesting news about a show that looks somewhat entertaining? Hold on to that as tight as you can. Another literary adaptation was announced this week, and if history serves, the film will inevitably fall short of its source material. Julia Styles has been tapped to star in an adaptation of Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar, Plath’s semi-autobiographical tale of suicidal editor Esther Greenwood. I’ve never read the book, but not because I specifically have anything against Plath; I just never got around to it. I know that there’s bound to be someone out there that will misconstrue my particular shortcoming in this area as a sign of a latent misogynism, and I suppose there’s nothing I can do to dissuade you from that notion. (Joke’s on you: I don’t read any books by women. Their brains are only a third the size of ours. That’s science.) Stiles is also producing the film, which is being adapted by actress-writer Tristine Skyler. But that’s all almost beside the point. The most enjoyable fact about this bit of news is that Stiles will be starring in the film adaptation of a novel her bitchy feminist character was seen reading on screen in 10 Things I Hate About You. Hollywood just ate itself.

Speaking of metaphysical nightmares: Dig the trailer for Ocean’s 13. Do these movies even have plots anymore? It’s just attractive men in suits running around Las Vegas. Anyway, here it is:

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.









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Comments

My brother's birthday is on June 17th. What a great present.

Despite your obvious hatred of women and everything they write, Dan, I have a book recommendation for you (and all of Pajiba). I promise it's more worth your time than the bell jar, and you'll score points for reading a book by a female author.

It's called Lullabies for Little Criminals by Heather O'Neill.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060875070/ref=ord_cart_shr/102-0053821-0103369?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

I encourage everyone to check it out. (I'm sure this would be better placed in a book afternoon comment diversion or something, but what the hell).

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at April 26, 2007 4:49 AM

Julia Stiles returns to big screen!! Playing a ...err, the same characters she always plays when she's not playing someone's girlfriend.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 26, 2007 7:56 AM

I don't know why, but I want to punch Julia Stiles.

What's amusing/sad is that the statement they released re: The Bell Jar was "Oh, we don't want to focus on the suicides, blar blar blar." Which... um.

Robot Chicken is kinda like Seth Green. Short, cute, and amusing. That's the way I like it. (I have to admit, the Buffy "And that's what season eight would've been like." killed me.)

Posted by: Mara at April 26, 2007 8:55 AM

Your Idontreadbooksbyanywomen joke reminds me of a favorite SNL bit from weekend update years ago. I think it was Norm MacDonald... The best part went something like this:
"This is a pie chart of fatal car accidents, broken down by men and women. As you can see, men seem to cause the majority. However, it should be noted that the math on this chart doesn't add up to 100 because it was calculated by a woman."

"Ok, ok. But that joke was written by a woman."

"Just kidding, we don't hire women."

Posted by: Christy at April 26, 2007 9:07 AM

DAMNIT!
I thought that Julia Stiles project fell through years ago.
Bitch just doesn't give up!

This is going to be utter rubbish.
Why is Hollywood so bankrupt of ideas that they need to bastardize every book, graphic novel or comic ever written? Aren't they supposed to be creative types? Jesus.

Posted by: Leanne at April 26, 2007 9:22 AM

WheneverI see or hear George Clooney, I melt into a pile of gooey mush, so I'm sure I'll be seeing Ocean's 13 at some point. But...it doesn't warrant a trip to to the movie theater, or even a Netflix. I'll wait for it to turn up on TBS in three years.

As for the studio's release re: "The Bell Jar" that they won't "focus on the suicides"...hmmm...if my memory serves me, there was a lot of that kind of dark icky stuff in the book. They might as well call the movie something else, like "Watered Down Version of Some Book You Should Have Read". That would, at the very least, be more on point and save the real title for the better version that will hopefully come along one day.

Posted by: JKo at April 26, 2007 9:52 AM

Well, I'd never taken the time to check out any of the trailers posted on the site, but when you said "attractive men in suits," I had to take a look. Mmm, lovely. Thanks, Daniel--more than makes up for your latent misogynism.

Read The Bell Jar, it was good, but I can't see inner turmoil translating well into film.

Kevin--I also read Lullabies for Little Criminals, and found it a very sad, yet ultimately very satisfying book. But you know, of the two, I personally preferred The Bell Jar. A "woman thing," perhaps?

Posted by: MO at April 26, 2007 9:58 AM

Dan - her last name is spelled Stiles, not Styles or is your latent misogynism preventing you from spelling her name right?

Posted by: Brian at April 26, 2007 10:17 AM

When I read the title, I knew there had to be something good ahead. Looks like there was. The Robot Chicken thing, not the rest of it.

I will be seeing Ocean's 13 because I actually like the previous films. They were light, breezy flicks that still made you feel a little bit clever when you figured out the plan. I agree that the plots really don't seem to matter. It is the grand larceny equivalent to a chop-socky flick: they come up with the heist and attnedant gags first, then try to find a semi-credible way of pulling them together without resorting to "Because they wanted to".

Posted by: Vermillion at April 26, 2007 10:20 AM

Aren't they supposed to be creative types? Jesus.

No, Leanne. What gave you that idea?

Posted by: Brian at April 26, 2007 10:23 AM

Lullabies for little criminals is indeed a fantastic book, I sneak it into people's stacks as often as i can get away with it....that and electric michaelangelo.

Posted by: bookwhore at April 26, 2007 10:31 AM

(I have to admit, the Buffy "And that's what season eight would've been like." killed me.)

link, please? I love me some Seth Green, too. I just wish he made better movies...

Posted by: Yochi at April 26, 2007 10:32 AM

I absolutely love Robot Chicken. The one where Bush is Darth Vader and is fighting his drunk daughter - it amuses me. Anything that gives me more Robot Chicken is great in my book.

Posted by: Monica at April 26, 2007 10:36 AM

*sigh*

I love Sylvia Plath. The Bell Jar is one of my favorite books. This movie concerns me.

Posted by: Gabs at April 26, 2007 11:17 AM

Yes, the Emperor Palpatine skit is one of my favorites (starring Seth McFarlane, in case no one knew). I am so excited for this new special (and, by the way, that is a spot-on description for "Awesome Show, Great Job!" Holy shit that is a weird show. But I totally love it).

Posted by: Cody at April 26, 2007 11:20 AM

Julia Stiles. I most certainly could think of at least 10 things I hate about you.

10. The Prince and Me.
9. Save the Last Dance, in which you SO obviously were not a ballet dancer.
8. Your bitchy character in 10 things I hate about you.
7. Your laugh.
6. Your teeth.
5. The fact that you went to Columbia University but you're still making shitty, trite movies.
4. Did I say the Prince and Me?
3. The Omen Remake.
2. Mona Lisa Smile.
1. The Prince and Me, which was inflicted upon me during a five hour flight.

Please don't ruin the Bell Jar.

Posted by: Brianne at April 26, 2007 11:20 AM

I'm a lady and I haven't read The Bell Jar.

Posted by: Bianca Reagan at April 26, 2007 11:30 AM

"The most enjoyable fact about this bit of news is that Stiles will be starring in the film adaptation of a novel her bitchy feminist character was seen reading on screen in 10 Things I Hate About You. Hollywood just ate itself."

Heh. That's the first thing I thought when I read about this yesterday...of course, they've been running the movie constantly on Showtime so it's been in my head.

Posted by: Julie at April 26, 2007 12:00 PM

"Julia Stiles. I most certainly could think of at least 10 things I hate about you.

10. The Prince and Me.
9. Save the Last Dance, in which you SO obviously were not a ballet dancer.
8. Your bitchy character in 10 things I hate about you.
7. Your laugh.
6. Your teeth.
5. The fact that you went to Columbia University but you're still making shitty, trite movies.
4. Did I say the Prince and Me?
3. The Omen Remake.
2. Mona Lisa Smile.
1. The Prince and Me, which was inflicted upon me during a five hour flight.

Please don't ruin the Bell Jar."

This made me laugh out loud.

My boyfriend tries to tell me that she is the "thinking man's sex symbol", but, uh, I don't know, I don't see it. Her acting is mediocre at best, and she apparently doesn't know the meaning of the word "emote". Also, I can't help but think of that Conan interview she did a while back where she mocked cafeteria workers at Columbia. Doesn't everyone know that you don't piss off people who come in contact with your food?

Posted by: em at April 26, 2007 12:06 PM

Yeah, Em... tell your boyfriend that Kate Winslet, or perhaps Rachel Weisz, is the thinking man's sex symbol.

And people, stop getting annoyed by books or graphic novels getting made into movies. This is not a new trend. This is not a sign of Hollywood bankruptcy (though there are certainly others). Try not to forget the The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Double Indemnity, Schindler's List, The Manchurian Candidate and countless others were books first.

Posted by: TK at April 26, 2007 12:16 PM

I'm thrilled about the Robot Chicken special, the Star Wars sketch they did a while back was hilarious!

Julia Stiles...yeah, never saw the appeal with her. Her face is scrunched up like an old woman's and I thought she was the worst in "Mona Lisa Smile", an already mediocre film.

Posted by: Brie at April 26, 2007 12:21 PM

Yochi, here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX7Z1ebjWlQ

Man I hate Julia Stiles. I can't even imagine how bad a movie of The Bell Jar will be.

Posted by: audrey at April 26, 2007 12:24 PM

"Yeah, Em... tell your boyfriend that Kate Winslet, or perhaps Rachel Weisz, is the thinking man's sex symbol."

No shit! My thoughts exactly! (The accents don't hurt, either...)

Posted by: em at April 26, 2007 12:36 PM

My other half and I were watching that episode of Robot Chicken. The "You have a collect call from ... " almost led to simultaneous beverage-out-nose snorting. My other personal favorite is the sketch where they act out Highlander with teen starlets. Tears of joy.

As for Ocean's 13, perhaps it is good looking fluff, but I'll take it any day over most of the steaming crap that Hollywood forces on us. George Clooney beats Julia Stiles any day!

Posted by: Busy at April 26, 2007 12:48 PM

Speaking of women, are we going to see the Female Character Actors We Love article any time soon? I am most curious.

Posted by: ormond at April 26, 2007 12:50 PM

It took me a while to get the title of this post. I forgot how funny that Robot Chicken Star Wars bit was.

Posted by: Eric at April 26, 2007 1:26 PM

Speaking of metaphysical nightmares: Dig the trailer for Ocean's 13. Do these movies even have plots anymore? It's just attractive men in suits running around Las Vegas.

Oh, hush. Sometimes movies just need to be fun. And what's wrong with fi-ne men in fine menswear? Hollywood needs to give us more man-candy...

Posted by: ciji at April 26, 2007 1:41 PM

I agree, TK, at least when good books are made into movies, they have the advatage of starting out with well-written, well-developed source material, and there's at least a chance it could turn into a decent film. Without that, you end up with Grandma's Boy or some shit.

By the way, I hate Sylvia Plath. And I'm a girl. I've just managed to let go of my teenage angst.

Posted by: MG at April 26, 2007 2:12 PM

I thought the Bell Jar was okay, I liked Ten Things I Hate About You, and I'm lukewarm on Julia Stiles. I do give her a few points for not coming across like a vapid celebutard in the few interviews I've seen with her. How sad is that my standard for appreciating female celebrities these days is that they just not, you know, appear brain damaged or flash cooter? Sigh.

Posted by: Landon at April 26, 2007 2:33 PM

Those two clips are what I always show people when I want to convince them that Robot Chicken is such a fucking riot. And it works.

Posted by: eb at April 26, 2007 4:39 PM

Oh man, was she ever terrible in MONA LISA SMILE. I remember I called my friend and made her hang out with me after getting fired from a job I hated anyway. She put me in an even worse mood. What was with the over-articulation? What was with her lame-ass character (which wasn't her fault, but bias showing, I still felt like she was wasting everyone's time). I haven't seen too much of her stuff, but everything I've seen her in has just been... We have to get this no-talent swamp donkey off of our screens! We can't keep telling people they're talented because they bought their way into ivy leagues. I mean, I KNOW that that's what life is, but my word. How can someone consistently be the worst thing in bad movies, and still be held up as some kind of...you know what? I can't even finish the sentence because as Moe Szylak would say 'I'm choking on my own rage here!' I would also say that I hate her teeth, but that's needlessly cruel, and if I hadn't been tamed by various tooth-wranglers. I'd look like Lisa Simpson's projection for age 18 (+ some years) in the Dental Plan episode. And even so, I still have to get oral surgery. Well, even if I have a renegade wisdom tooth, I can still her work--which from what I've seen suck and blows at the same time.

Posted by: M at April 26, 2007 4:54 PM

"By the way, I hate Sylvia Plath. And I'm a girl. I've just managed to let go of my teenage angst."

Okay. I'm a Smithie, so my shit is biased. I fully admit that. That said, even if The Bell Jar isn't your cup of tea, Plath was a brilliant poet who was not only about "teenage angst." I don't think all that many scholars disagree that she was a very talented writer. For the sake of the forum, however, I'm going to keep this dignified....

....but not with respect to fucking Stiles. She is a pretentious, overrated jackass. Her wanting to make a lighter version of The Bell Jar is akin to the feel-good movie adaption of Breakfast at Tiffany's which robbed Capote's novella entirely of its heartbreaking brilliance. Screw you, Hollywood, screw you!

Posted by: Samantha T at April 26, 2007 7:18 PM

I know that written mediums have been turned into movies since, well, forever...but what annoys me is that it seems like they are determined to leave absolutely nothing unturned.
Like, EVERYTHING must be made into a movie.
The BBC is particularly guilty of turning every single book every written by an English person into a Made-For-Tv-Movie.

Posted by: Leanne at April 26, 2007 7:26 PM

The way I feel about Ocean's 13 is the same way I feel about The Bourne Supremacy - why? As in, why was another movie necessary? And awwww, Matt Damon gets to really play with the big boys this time. It's no longer just the Clooney and Pitt show.

There is no rationale to it whatsoever, but I cannot stand Matt Damon. It's not full blown hate yet, but it's getting there.

In any case, I agree with Vermillion - the Ocean movies are solid on the entertainment value. And Julia Roberts doesn't appear to be in this one, so instant upgrade!

Posted by: Daphne at April 26, 2007 10:13 PM

Sorry - I meant Bourne Ultimatum in my previous post!

Posted by: Daphne at April 26, 2007 10:14 PM

The thinking man's sex symbol is without doubt Monica Bellucci. Rowr !
Actresses we love.....hmmmm
1. Frances Mc Dormand
2. Helen Mirren
3. Carrie Fisher

Posted by: Dr Nick at April 27, 2007 12:41 AM

Busy: thanks for the link! LOVED both the buffy and Darth call. I gotta start watching robot chicken!
As for yummy hunks in suits - it's all good!

Posted by: Trixie at April 27, 2007 3:57 AM

Brianne your list is superb. Although I've never seen the Prince and Me.... is it wrong that I'm now tempted to watch it? I have to get this masochistic streak seen to at some point.

I also know a guy who described Julia Stiles as "the most beautiful woman in the world" it's a shame as he was kind of cute and did have an outwardly very decent taste in films, backed up with well thought out opinions on them.... right up until that comment. I can now no longer take him seriously.

That damned woman ruins everything.

M, your rant made my day just a little brighter. Thanks :)

I have never read the bell jar, angst just doesn't do it for me so I never really saw the point. I might give it a look at some point. It would fit in well in my living room on the shelf of dreams, which is a collection of my most pretentious/decent novels. Instant conversation starter... even if I have only read 80% of them.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at April 27, 2007 4:43 AM

Ah, Daphne, my love for you has dried up and blown away. Your Matt Damon hate is the cause. I think he's incredible, and I LOVE the Bourne movies. And the reason for a third one is so the story can close itself - there is still a good amount to be told, methinks.

Posted by: TK at April 27, 2007 12:54 PM

Hmmmmm I always thought the Bourne movies were based on a trilogy anyway... I literally bounce in my seat every time I see a hint of the third movie. I cannot wait.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at April 27, 2007 1:12 PM

Samantha T: I know? What was with that? I remember my older sister signing that book out for me, me reading it, and then watching the film, as it happened to come on television a few weeks later. Was that even the same thing? The only thing they seemed to have in common was some dame named Holly. Oh, she's a 'party girl', ahem. Okay.

Alex the Odd: Thanks, it would've been even better if I had proofread it. Sometimes the muse of righteous indignation moves you beyond the confines of um...grammar and syntax. I thought that I should clear that up, lest all of the professors who frequent the site should start tracking my coordinates.

TK: This is a house of love and forgiveness! What would Our Lady of Sanjaya say to hear such sentiment? Or something? So what, was he a bad singer or something? Was that his 'thing'?

Posted by: M at April 27, 2007 1:52 PM

I'll be in the corner with Daphne, then, playing paddycakes and cat's cradle. I too must confess a distaste for the "wee" Damon. It's that cheese-eating grin. I'm no fan of seeing those on twenty-foot-high iridescent scrims (see "Brad Pitt" and "Tom Cruise"). And Damon's is, well, particularly fromage.

Though to be fair, my hate-on for Wee Dee has abated over the last few years, and I have a much higher tolerance for him than the other two (and as y'all are suggesting, his careful screening of studio directors/projects earns him much good will*). I didn't WANT to like the first Bourne movie, but I really loved it (can't say the same for the second).

* Yes, pun intended. No, can't bring myself to see it.

Posted by: Ranylt at April 27, 2007 2:54 PM

Daphne, I thought you were my girl. How can you hate on the Damon? I love his limited range, simian features, and unnaturally large smile. I really do.

Posted by: Samantha T at April 27, 2007 3:51 PM

nobody else is going to be the art jerk? okay.


they're more postmodern than they are dadaist, these adult swim masterpieces in which we revel. and i hate Tim and Eric Awesome Show. stoners are supposed to watch the adult swim shows, not make them.

Posted by: the-ian at April 27, 2007 7:34 PM

TK, you wound me. Deeply. I shall never recover.

Ranylt, my feelings for Matt are vice versa. I found him much more tolerable then than I do now.

Samantha T - simian features? Still laughing.

I know it's strange, as he seems to be a nice, decent guy. I can't help it.

Posted by: Daphne at April 27, 2007 8:43 PM

Is that a rhetorical question at the end? Then the answer would be no I'm assuming. Most films with attractive men have no plots...maybe they should just put ugly people in movies, makes it way more interesting. Steven Buscemi for example...

Posted by: G at April 29, 2007 7:56 PM

Simian features? Still laughing

You could be laughing for a while, Daphne--I'm still laughing all these years later at a similar volley launched at Brad Pitt in a review of "Interview with a Vampire"; the reviewer couldn't get past Pitt's "simian stare". I have not been able to look at that man since without seeing marmosets.

http://www.aqua.org/animals_pygmymarmoset.html

Posted by: Ranylt at April 29, 2007 8:55 PM

...and now neither will I. Cheers, Ranylt.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at April 30, 2007 4:28 AM



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