What Swedish Demi-God Is In the Running For Christian Grey? It Isn't Thor Odinson!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | October 14, 2013 | Comments ()

Alexander Skarsgard, of course!

Also, Jamie Dornan is in talks.

BUT SKARSGARD!

Skarsgard isn’t above reciting horrible garbage dialogue. He isn’t above baring that ass either. If Skarsgard were cast in Fifty Shades of Sh*t I might even watch it. With the sound off. There aren’t many other actors out there that could make me watch this ridiculous pile of burnt hair masquerading as a movie, but Skarsgard could. I expect some other people might feel the same way.

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ViciousTrollop

Oh my god. I was so scared for a minute that it was Tom Hiddleston.

Muhnah_Muhnah

I'm not a fan of Skarsgard's face. I don't know what it is, but doesn't do it for me.

Now that Jamie Dornan...Christ. Not enough to make me watch that shitfest, but definitely enough to make me youtube some choice scenes.

Adrien

First pic looks like Val Kilmer in Top Gun. Or James Deen.

BlackRabbit

That top sketch just screams "Stranger Danger!"

HOT

kate Upton gets steamy with a hot pocket http://t.co/Te7XjZiPsB

Pitry

The drawing, though, that looks like Col. Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis. Like, REALLY looks like him. Disturbingly so.

F'mal DeHyde

That Irishman is awful purty.

MrsNixalot

No. No. No!

Good thing he's walking to the south pole with prince hot ginge in November

Lyssie89

Someone better be filming that and making a documentary. FOR SCIENCE.

MrsNixalot

Wish granted!
NBC in the US an ITV in the UK

emmalita

maybe.

Maguita NYC

Oh but that Jamie Dornan though! He could make this pile of crap, or even better yet, let's dump the female lead in 50 Shades of Crap and have both Jamie and Alexander star opposite each other. I would definitely watch that; No matter how campy it gets!

Muhnah_Muhnah

You are a genius. I think you should get a Nobel Prize for this...all the Nobel Prizes in fact!

competitivenonfiction

This is the most intelligent, well-reasoned argument I have heard in years. Years!

Pants_are_a_must

NOOOOOOOOO.

NO.

NO.

NONONONONONONONONONO

2dorky4u

Yes please.

An Alex Fan

YES.

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What Swedish Demi-God Is In the Running For Christian Grey? It Isn't Thor Odinson!