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What Kind of Sick, Twisted Bastard Would Make a Film Like This?

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 8, 2011 | Comments ()

Last year, I subjected myself to an episode of "Hoarders" for review, and within half an hour, I was holding back my own dry heaves. For the next four hours, I attacked my own home with sponges and cleaning products and vacuums and sterilizers with the vigilance Al Pacino attacking a shout. I even cleaned my laundry room. Who does that?

It's a seriously messed up show, folks. And hoarders are the most disturbed men and women in the civilized world.

Sounds like a great premise for a horror movie.

Adria Petty (daughter of Tom) will be directing the film, called Suffocate. Per Deadline: Suffocate is about "a group of city workers who enter a hoarder's condemned brownstone and find it loaded with deadly traps and an unrelenting killer. The group is forced to use their wits--and demolition tools--to stay alive."

It sounds terrifying.

I will not be reviewing this film.

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