What Kind of Sick, Twisted Bastard Would Make a Film Like This?
Last year, I subjected myself to an episode of "Hoarders" for review, and within half an hour, I was holding back my own dry heaves. For the next four hours, I attacked my own home with sponges and cleaning products and vacuums and sterilizers with the vigilance Al Pacino attacking a shout. I even cleaned my laundry room. Who does that?
It's a seriously messed up show, folks. And hoarders are the most disturbed men and women in the civilized world.
Sounds like a great premise for a horror movie.
Adria Petty (daughter of Tom) will be directing the film, called Suffocate. Per Deadline: Suffocate is about "a group of city workers who enter a hoarder's condemned brownstone and find it loaded with deadly traps and an unrelenting killer. The group is forced to use their wits--and demolition tools--to stay alive."
It sounds terrifying.
I will not be reviewing this film.
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