What Kind of Sick, Twisted Bastard Would Make a Film Like This?

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 8, 2011 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 8, 2011 |

Last year, I subjected myself to an episode of "Hoarders" for review, and within half an hour, I was holding back my own dry heaves. For the next four hours, I attacked my own home with sponges and cleaning products and vacuums and sterilizers with the vigilance Al Pacino attacking a shout. I even cleaned my laundry room. Who does that?

It's a seriously messed up show, folks. And hoarders are the most disturbed men and women in the civilized world.

Sounds like a great premise for a horror movie.

Adria Petty (daughter of Tom) will be directing the film, called Suffocate. Per Deadline: Suffocate is about "a group of city workers who enter a hoarder's condemned brownstone and find it loaded with deadly traps and an unrelenting killer. The group is forced to use their wits--and demolition tools--to stay alive."

It sounds terrifying.

I will not be reviewing this film.

Get entertainment, celebrity and politics updates via Facebook or Twitter. Buy Pajiba merch at the Pajiba Store.

It's International Women's Day. Here's Some Sobering Statistics on Women in Movies and TV | In Solidarity With Women The World Over, Kate Winslet Debuts Her Worst Hair Day On The Cover Of Vogue

Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments

The Pajiba Store


Privacy Policy