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Welcome to Your O-Face Nightmare: Character Posters for Lars Von Trier’s 'Nymphomaniac'

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | October 10, 2013 | Comments ()


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Lars Von Trier’s latest, Nymphomaniac , stars Charlotte Gainsbourgas Joe, a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac who recounts her erotic life to Seligman (Stellan Skarsgard), an old, charming bachelor who finds Joe beaten up in an alley. The character posters are below. it starts out so pleasant, and then somewhere around Christian Slater, it takes a nasty turn.

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(via Collider)


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Cody

    Oof... "F" that, amiright?

    <leaves quietly="">

  • Silchasruin

    Kinda funny

    Might have to see this just for Nicolas Bro doing something not only shown in Denmark

  • Skyler Durden

    I'm only saying this because it's the internet and I'm anonymous.

    Ever since I started dating an older man, my perceptions of what I like have...expanded.

    What I'm saying is, Stellan Skarsgaard is really doing it for me right now.

  • Captain_Tuttle

    I kinda want to rub his belly and see what transpires.

  • Adrien

    Christian Slater -half assed O face.

  • WHY DID I KEEP SCROLLING DOWN OMG WHY.

  • e jerry powell

    Overdone Beautiful Agony.

    Clearly there was a trainer on the set for this shoot, and he got paid more than the fluffer.

  • Aaron Schulz

    my dicks screaming now, you shouldve alternated some of the terrifying ones to give people sexual hangups

  • Sean

    I am starting to think that someday people will come up with a drinking game for this movie. "every time someone makes their O face, do a shot"

  • Mythra Sun

    "Cannot UNSEE...Cannot UNSEE!!!!"

  • DeltaJuliet

    I just....I just don't........

    **logs off and walks away**

  • DeltaJuliet

    Also, is the waiter supposed to look dead? Because he looks dead.
    And did we NEED a close up of "F"?
    Ok, NOW I'm logging off.

  • laylaness

    So much Jamie Bell disappointment. I may never get over this.

  • Berzerker37

    Uh, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

  • Sars

    Puke ?
    I started grossed out and ended laughing...

  • DehydrationStation

    Oh my God, they just get worse and worse!

  • Stacey A

    Stellan Skarsgard, I'd be the 'o' on top of your 'a' any day.

  • alwaysanswerb

    I thought the most confusing thing was going to be the mystery of where Stacy Martin's nipples went, but then I kept scrolling

  • Bodhi

    I feel like Taco's song "Vinegar Strokes" should be playing in the background

  • mzbitca

    Things I now have seen: What Willem Dafoe looks like when he's finishing himself off

  • Samantha Klein

    You know, I was just wondering whatever happened to Connie Nielsen.

    Sorry I asked.

  • blackheart

    The feel good hit of the season.

  • It looks like a comedy.

  • Jerce

    Ee.

    Gad.

  • bastich

    This guy approves:

  • BWeaves

    I just don't get the O face. It's not sexy. I'm so glad it's impossible to actually look in a mirror while you are coming. It would be such a turn off.

    (Where's the damn sarcasm font when you need it?)

  • BendinIntheWind

    Good god - I just Googled Mia goth because I needed to know her age IMMEDIATELY. Apparently she's 19, but that poster looks like she's 12. SO unbelievably skeeved out right now.

  • simplysarah

    As soon as I saw that poster, I went and googled her as well. I was thinking how f'd up it was to have a little kid's "O" face.

  • Ley

    LaBeef's cracked me up. It's like he's saying "Fuck, I can't get it in".

    And then it's nightmares all the way down.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    Why did I look at all of them? Forever unclean!

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    This seems...less like high art and more like the reject pile for an Axe print campaign....

  • llp

    Or Herbal Essences. Yikes.

  • Wrestling Fan

    I....
    ummmmm......

  • Pants-are-a-must

    O is for Nope.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I think I just peered into Stellan Skarsgard's soul

  • stella

    Dude its his vinegar strokes.

  • J4Sho

    I admire him for going full on belly tho. That took....guts.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Did it peer back at you?

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Something did.

  • WhoDeyKY

    Oh God. I can't unsee The Waiter now. DAMN YOU DUSTIN.

  • stella

    He looks like hes dying...

  • Welldressed

    That's why they call it le petit mort.

  • bastich

    /cancels order of clam chowder for lunch

  • The name of this should be No O Face for Old Men. Eeeesh.

  • Laura

    Oh.... dear.

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