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Wednesday Sci-Fi Miscellany

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (22)



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Fun fact: wednesdays are more likely to have a lack of big news and excess of small news than any other weekday. This is why posts of miscellany always seem to be on Wednesdays. It’s a pattern that goes back to ancient times when it was considered unlucky to announce big news on the midpoint of the week. If the town crier announced something significant on a Wednesday he was ritually buried alive lest all of the male goats should go blind. In fact, “wednesday” derives from the ancient gallic for “Odin made my belly button hurt,” which admittedly loses something in the translation.

In any case, Carrie Fisher gives us our first interesting tidbit, in which she describes in a one-person show that she was hooked on cocaine during the filming of Empire Strikes Back. I doubt anyone is shocked in retrospect that she was high when Lucas managed to talk her into that golden bikini. Says Fisher: “We did cocaine on the set of Empire, in the ice planet. I didn’t even like coke that much, it was just a case of getting on whatever train I needed to take to get high” Little know fact: Empire required three weeks of reshoots when it was discovered in post-production that Fisher was visible snorting the artificial snow in the background of most shots on Hoth.

And hey, remember how Star Trek Nemesis was the worst of the Star Trek movies and a blight upon your memory? Well, it turns out that it was so bad that it killed the planned swan song film for Picard. Says Patrick Stewart:

While we were filming Nemesis an idea was being developed by John Logan, the screenwriter of Nemesis, and Brent Spiner for a fifth and final movie. It was a very exciting idea for a screenplay. It would have been a real farewell to Next Generation, but it would have involved other historic aspects of Star Trek as well. I can’t go into details because the project wasn’t mine. When that didn’t happen, the studio announced in its own inimitable way that we were suffering from franchise fatigue and that there was to be no more, and I am absolutely content with that. I remain very proud of the work that we did, very proud of the series and the movies, but I do not wish to return to it.

… Well, he gives absolutely no details about what exactly this great idea was that he insists will never happen under any circumstances, but he does say that John Logan was instrumental. That would be the same John Logan who wrote Nemesis. So maybe Nemesis was the mercy flush that saved us from whatever else Logan wanted to do the series. See, bright side: Star Trek Nemesis was the best thing that could have happened under those circumstances.

Finally, Morgan Freeman is telling everyone that he still wants to make a film version of Rendezvous with Rama, a legendary science fiction novel by Arthur C. Clarke featuring an enormous alien spacecraft that enters the Solar System and is explored by humans. The book is fairly well regarded and has numerous sequels, but it’s exactly the sort of sci-fi book that rarely makes a good transition to film. Its strengths as I recall are all in the big ideas, not in the characters or particular action. Personally, I never quite got the following this book series had among hard core sci-fi geeks. It was a decent enough novel, but it wasn’t Clarke’s best in my less than humble opinion. And Freeman also says that it would be great to do in 3D, which makes me hate it a little inside, though I presume it’s likely that he’s saying that more because it’s the sort of thing studios like to hear these days rather than slavish devotion to the gimmick.

(sources: ABC, Airlock Alpha, Blastr)









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Comments

Yeah, Rendevouz with Rama was a great book, but certainly not life changing, and definitely a difficult one to make interesting on screen. And not his best. He's overrated though, there were far better in his time. Like Lloyd Biggle Jr.

The sequels were progressively worse though, the second/third? actually sickened me. (I was young)

Posted by: Ender at October 13, 2010 10:12 AM

Leia didn't get her bikini on until Return of the Jedi, three years after Empire.

Posted by: Steve at October 13, 2010 10:26 AM

The best thing that happened to the Next Generation movies was the Star Trek reboot. After that, there's really nothing that can be done with the TNG franchise. Thankfully.

Posted by: admin at October 13, 2010 10:32 AM

Wake me when someone has the stones to adapt Alfred Bester's The Stars My Destination. Until then, I'm going to back to my nap. Shh! Don't tell my boss...

Posted by: RobP at October 13, 2010 10:38 AM

Leia didn't get her bikini on until Return of the Jedi, three years after Empire.

I think his point was that she was still high when Jedi came along.

Posted by: Rykker at October 13, 2010 10:45 AM

You like me because I'm a scoundrel.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 13, 2010 10:57 AM

Yes. I do.

Posted by: Rykker at October 13, 2010 11:30 AM

I would watch the fuck out of a film adaptation of The Stars My Destination.

Although I enjoyed Rendezvous With Rama I can't help thinking that Greg Bear's Eon would make a better movie. It's similar only much better(er).

Off topic, I understand the reason Americans dropped the A from Aeon but why change "titbit" to "tidbit"? It's really silly.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at October 13, 2010 11:36 AM

Both Rama and Eon should be a mini-series on cable - fuck a movie. Of course, I feel that way about most book-to-movie projects and Watchmen is my gold standard example.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at October 13, 2010 11:42 AM

And Fisher has been telling us she was high during Empire for a decade now. Not exactly news.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at October 13, 2010 11:44 AM

Fisher was visible snorting the artificial snow in the background

What a coincidence. In my dreams I'm visibly (and vividly) seen snorting coke off of Carrie Fischer's "background".

Posted by: PaulterA at October 13, 2010 11:59 AM

What year is that Carrie Fisher still from? She sure is cute.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 13, 2010 11:59 AM

They've been talking about doing Childhood's End for a long time, which could be extremely cool, although I have trouble envisioning any big studio staying true to that ending. On top of that, its opening depiction of alien arrival has become something of a cliche, even if it was the first to use that imagery.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 13, 2010 12:03 PM

Cool. Hey, I found some cool things at www.thetransporterroom.com

Posted by: Mr. Tribble at October 13, 2010 1:13 PM

was that a nerdy spambot?

Posted by: idleprimate at October 13, 2010 1:53 PM

Why not a treatment of Greg Bear's Blood Music? Or Frank Herbert's The White Plague? Scare the willies out of the Luddites.

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 13, 2010 1:54 PM

I remember Rama! Actually, I don't really remember what happened, but I remember liking it! I think I was 10 or so? Damn, I should reread that. I'm pretty sure my copy at home has smiley faces and little hearts drawn on the inside cover. And those weird block "S"s that were really popular in elementary school. Does anyone else remember those?

Posted by: esme at October 13, 2010 2:24 PM

I nominate "Ringworld" if you wanna do hard sci-fi.

Posted by: logan at October 13, 2010 5:56 PM

PaulterA, slow clap for this:

Fisher was visible snorting the artificial snow in the background What a coincidence. In my dreams I'm visibly (and vividly) seen snorting coke off of Carrie Fischer's "background".

Slow clap.

Posted by: Salieri2 at October 13, 2010 10:50 PM

Rendevouz with Rama could be translated to movie, and it could give out some very cool visuals, but I doubt it would be successful. I haven't read the novels in quite some time, but I recall the first novel was perhaps the weakest of the four. Not much happens in it that would appeal to mass audiences today. Things only get more lively in the following books.
Can you imagine "2001" meeting with box office success with today's audiences? It's the same kind of movie. I'd love to see it done, but I fear it's doomed to flop. Unless they change things...dramatically
Call it "Speeding up with Rama". I can just see it. A team of volunteer convicts boarding Rama to plant a nuclear device to destroy it, only to find themselves under attack by bloodthirsty giant robots. The ship is only the tip of the iceberg of a much larger alien invasion. One hour of the movie will be spent with a lot of shooting and explosions, and in the end the invasion is difused thanks to a computer virus runned by one of the convicts who happens to be a hacker. It would be in 3D of course and the cherry on top would be having Michael Bay directing it. How's that sound? You think they wouldn't do it?

Posted by: King Mob at October 14, 2010 7:07 AM

Sci Fi remains one of the strongest movie genres in Hollywood. I would like to see some visionary director/writer/producer adapt Robert Silverberg's "The World Inside," which is a story about the earth, hundreds of years in the future, that is populated by 80 billion inhabitants, who all live in giant skyscrapers called urban monads. It's a fascinating book and could/should be adapted into a movie, so long as it's in the hands of the right people.

Posted by: Tim Detore at October 14, 2010 10:33 AM

...so long as it's in the hands of the right people.

Yeah, see... there's always gonna be that one catch.

Posted by: Rykker at October 14, 2010 12:33 PM