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Proving Sturgeon's Law One Post at a Time

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (9)



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Sigourney Weaver told a French television show (Le Grande Journal, for those of you looking to season pass it on your TiVos) that she’ll be back for Avatar 2.

[start spoiler alert for the seven people who haven’t seen Avatar, yet haven’t already made up their minds that they’ll hate it]

Which is funny since her character died and all. The interwebs are speculating on the involvement from one of three angles. First, Cameron has hinted that the second film might be a prequel, so presumably we’ll get to see how Colonel Quaritch turned to the dark side. Second, it’s possible that her character’s brain wave pattern memory biotechnobabble really did get saved to the magic tree hard drives. Like, they found a backup over in the other alternate grove or some such, the one that the sysadmin had forgotten to reboot when the power came back on. Third, it’s always possible that her words are only a loose approximation of any actual plans. I know at least 3/4 of the things I say on French television are exaggerations, if not outright lies.

Personally, I think it’s obvious where Cameron’s going with this. Na’vi zombies.

[end spoiler]

(source: Cinema Blend)

Even more exciting is the news that the trailer for Resident Evil 4 will show in front of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Four? Seriously, I can only remember there being two previous ones. The red dress one and the Las Vegas one. Apparently there was another one in between those two. Who knew? I’ll tell you who. The people that forked over money so that the three films to date have made almost $400 million total. Since they’ve only burned $120 million to make those three films, and Milla Jovovich ain’t exactly departing for a Fourth Kind or Fifth Element franchise any time soon, they’re just going to keep making these over and over again. At least if Paul Anderson is producing these, he’s not producing other things, so that might be a net positive.

(source: SlashFilm)

The BBC just announced that it will be creating a film in the style of 300 showing the destruction of the Minoan civilization. They’re calling it Atlantis because anyone who’s heard of the Minoans probably has already heard the story and seen the History Channel documentaries on the subject anyway. So the Minoans (for those of you who don’t watch the History Channel for 12 hours a day on vacation) had this nifty island civilization that had a golden age a little while before the Greeks became the really cool kids in ancient Mediterranean history.

Then the island blew up.

Heh, I bet that hurt the ratings of their resorts on Expedia. What, too soon? Historians are pretty sure that this is the historical basis for the Atlantis myth though, so of course, they’re also releasing a companion documentary that looks at Plato’s description of the sinking of Atlantis as supporting evidence. Which is sort of like using Braveheart as a reference for the Scottish wars of independence. I’m not entirely sure what’s gained by claiming that it’s in the style of 300 either, other than prompting the obvious visualization of some guy yelling “This! Is! Minoa!” at an erupting volcano.

Eh, but PR snarking aside, it just doesn’t sound like anything much different than a run of the mill History Channel special.

(source: SciFi Wire)









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Comments

That Isle is Kreta.

Nice idea.. They will probably throw some Minotaurs in it!

Posted by: Magiel at March 1, 2010 9:43 AM

It is one's civic duty to lie on French TV.

Posted by: bob at March 1, 2010 10:09 AM

I love you for referencing Sturgeon's Law. It took some of the sting out of all this shitty entertainment news.

Posted by: Jerce at March 1, 2010 10:20 AM

Sigourney Weaver is always dying in movies and still manages to star in all the sequels (Alien, Aliens, Aliensss, Allienssssss, cough, cough, cough).

Posted by: BWeaves at March 1, 2010 10:22 AM

I had to look up Sturgeon's Law. Love it.

Sturgeon's Law is the name given to two different adages derived from quotes by American science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, one of which is also known as Sturgeon's Revelation.

The first is: "Nothing is always absolutely so".

The second, and more famous, of these adages is: "Ninety percent of everything is crud."

Posted by: BWeaves at March 1, 2010 10:25 AM

Lava... moving... in... sloooooooow motiooon

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 1, 2010 11:06 AM

BWeaves...she didn't die in Alien or Aliens, she died in Alien 3 though but then didn't die in Alien: Resurrection.

Your logic is flawed.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 1, 2010 12:01 PM

so presumably we’ll get to see how Colonel Quaritch turned to the dark side.

LOLZ!

Posted by: ChristianH at March 1, 2010 12:55 PM

there was an animated resident evil movie, that IMHO was the best of the lot of them by far. i think it flew under most people's radar though.

Posted by: idleprimate at March 1, 2010 6:29 PM


















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