Was Lindsay Lohan Supposed to Play Maria Hill in 'The Avengers'?
Hell no. But she sure thinks so.
On the latest episode of “As the Crack Turns,” Lindsay Lohan said she was offered a major role in The Avengers but her management team didn’t “push” hard enough so the role went to an “unknown.” As the female leads include Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johannsson and Cobie Smulders, the implication is that Maria Hill was the role originally slated for Lohan which a) no it wasn’t, b) BITCH DID YOU JUST SHADE ROBIN SPARKLES?
Climb aboard the murder train, y’all. No one shades Cobie Smulders on my watch.
Lohan went on to say, “If I don’t work in a film, he passes it to Vanessa Hudgens; [my manager] passes it one of his other clients. Every day I’m not on a film set, I’m wasting my talent because that’s what I was born, and live, to do.”
OK. Let’s be on the realz here. Because this has bothered me for years. Do people actually think Lindsay Lohan as an actress was so spectacularly talented that her descent is a true waste of artistic skill? I realize this her saying this about herself and she also wants to win an Oscar by 30, but other people seem to feel this way as well. She had a certain charm and effervescence but she wasn’t exactly going to steal awards from her peer group, even then. Am I missing something, or is exaggeration of her talent merely a pre-mortem eulogy?