Gaze Into Insanity

By TK | Industry | July 6, 2009 | Comments ()

By TK | Industry | July 6, 2009 |


Brad Caleb Kane, one of the writers for TV's excellent "Fringe," is working on a new film to be based on the decades-old (and incredibly lame) View-Master toy. According to Dark Horizons, it's "said to be in the vein of great 80's family adventure films like "The Goonies" and "Young Sherlock Holmes."

Yes, I said View-Master. Hand to God.

A movie. Based on a toy so crappy that even when I was eight, I thought it was fucking retarded. I believe Kane is also working on a follow-up film, a psychosexual thriller based on Pick-up Sticks.

I hate you all.

Fucking View-Master.

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