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Why even bother writing this?

It's even worse than that, Freilich. I saw a clip of them on The Soup doing "dance moves" on some daytime stupor-inducer talk show and promptly began bleeding from my eye sockets.

Then, my teenage daughter finishes me off by declaring that "you [dad] can dance better than that" -- this from the same person who will goad me onto the dance floor every chance she gets so she and her mom can laugh their asses off at the old white guy having a public seizure...

Why not? The masses are brain dead. McCain is soaring in the polls and despite the fact that Palin is clearly filthy nothing sticks to her because she's a "hockey mom". The kids of the idiot women who vote for her will love NOTKB. Their management company will make a fortune.

Paddy, don't freak out about the polls quite yet. I feel certain that McCain will have his ass on full display at the debates. I have to believe that intelligence will finally prevail.

Che is a dude?!! Oh, *ahem* well disregard any photos you may receive. I wouldn't know anything about them. I'll see you all later, I have a shrine to disassemble. Don't worry about it, it's no one you know.

Is 28 too young for a stroke?

No, actually, I knew a girl who had a stroke in 6th grade (and if you're gonna, then do it young when you can heal a lot faster!). However, it does seem young to have cared about the Kids. I guess their appeal was wider than I thought back then.

Well, if nothing else, in the Electable Personality game, Obama's definitely got Kerry beat. Gore and Kerry were, academically, infinitely superior to their opponent. But they weren't the buddies that many people saw in George.

I think Obama's personality can carry the smarts a little further.

The press is getting increasingly pissed and dogged, but the effect of that remains to be seen.

Why is everyone going on about the Hadron Collider induced end to the world TODAY? Wikipedia said this is just the test run, the actual collisions/end of the world, won't be till October. That's quite reassuring because I now have a bit longer than 24 hours to go through my 'things to do before I'm dead' list. Like maybe make the list.

ChrisD:

Two things:

1) There was quite a bit of concern that the test run would be too powerful and unexpectedly end the world today. Thankfully I only hedged my bets. I didn't give all of my belongings to a monastery in advance, but I did tell my brother he could have my special edition pink vinyl Elvis Greatest Hits LP. Now I have to fight to get it back.

2) As a person who teaches part-time, please listen to me and do not depend on Wikipedia as your sole source of information. ALWAYS look for supporting information.

Thanks for the plug, Paddy.

NKOTB: I did not realize, until I saw the above photo, that the youngest one is apparently Elizabeth Hurley's special-needs little sister.

Election 08: About six months ago, I cautiously allowed my optimism to stir from it's 8-year coma -- then watched helplessly last week as that po-faced cunk Sarah Palin smothered it with a pillow made of Jeebus and lies.

Oh Trouble, I shit you not, my roommate has about 10 people going, sisters and friends, and they have all made sweatpants with NKOTB airbrushed on the ass. It's fucking ridiculous. I promise they're going to take pictures of this shit and post them in her room and I may never go in there again.

Is it just me, or is the U.S. turning into the big dumb kid who gets kicked around on the playground? The music, the politics...sigh...

I despair. And since I can't drink with the rest of you lushes, don't bogart that joint, dudes.

Re: The Large Hadron Collider - a German chemist, whose name temporarily escapes me (it's Otto something, I'm sure - unless that's borderline xenophobia speaking. What the hell, I'm British, it's our job to goad the Bratwurst-munching Bosch. And the French), believes that we won't see the world-ending effects of the Hadron Collider's inauguration for around four years - at which point, a ray of light will apparently burst forth from the Indian Ocean, followed by catastrophic climatic changes, ending in 'a Biblical Armageddon'.

So, the problem I see is this: what if Obama does get elected, and does turn out to be the rainbow-shitting, change-enacting paragon of hope and virtue we all sincerely hope him to be - and yet has his utopian administration cut short by the end of the motherfucking world?

Bush will be laughing his nutsack off as birds fall flaming from the sky and we are all sucked shrieking into the void, I guarantee you that.

What am I supposed to do with this First-Born Child, Che? Raise it as my own? It's never going to fit down the garbage disposal. And what about these amalgams of Muppets and Communist propaganda? Kermit the Bourgeois Frog took me hours to cobble together from felt, ping pong balls and Communist doctrine. And don't get me started on Elmao Zedong.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 10, 2008 12:41 PM

Why the garbage disposal? Is your woodchipper on the fritz? If storage isn't an issue, christen it "Palin" and use it as a political prop. If that doesn't work, ship it to Iowa -- I'm sure there's a slaughterhouse in need of labor. Don't you read the news?

And face it, you can never be rid of Communist puppets. Elmao Zedong will be a perfect companion for Mr. Stalinupagus; frankly, he's been driving me crazy lately. This will be a Great Leap Forward, indeed!

See, I live in the dorms so it's hard enough to hide all the incense and bacchalanian orgies held in your name. And while your Palin idea is enticing, I think I have enough puppets getting on my nerves. *In the Background* "Elmao says that Elmao has seen the tremendous power of the masses!"
Dammit! I have had enough of this dogma! It's all going in the dumpster. Now I need a ride to Meijer's to pick up the cocoa butter I'll need for my bust of BarbadoSlim.

This thread is so full of win, I don't even know. That's how full of win it is. It is beyond by ability to know. And I have a really high IQ. I understand many things.