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Posted by: Kballs at April 12, 2011 11:40 AM
He appears to be touching that young lady in an inappropriate manner.
Optimus would not approve.
Posted by: Exploding Head Syndrome at April 12, 2011 11:41 AM
Shia LaBouf loosely translates as "dating out of your league".
Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 12, 2011 11:47 AM
See, this is why real models generally shouldn't try to act, because, while Megan Fox may have been inhumanly gorgeous, this Rose Whatever-Whatever only looks like a model. You look at her and that's all you see.
Posted by: Todd at April 12, 2011 12:25 PM
@Exploding Head Syndrome, it looks to me like Rose Whatever-Whatever (h/t Todd) is gently guiding his hand toward her flower, to underscore that his character is still a shy and sexually inexperienced fuck-knuckle.
Posted by: Groundloop at April 12, 2011 12:45 PM
At this point I can't even imagine something worse than Transformers 2 (save for LXG but that wins on technicality points rather than delivery).
So I'm kind of amazed that I think this will actually be worse. Maybe Michael Bay actually comes to the theater and removes my favorite limb.
Posted by: twig at April 12, 2011 1:04 PM
Poor Shia. So inexperienced that she has to actually guide his hand
Posted by: YesPlease at April 12, 2011 1:12 PM
Yeah, well, Shia better watch his ass, because Rosie Whatever-Whatever's boyfriend?
The Statham.
Posted by: Exploding Head Syndrome at April 12, 2011 1:53 PM
Posted by: Exploding Head Syndrome at April 12, 2011 1:53 PM
Shia might be into that.
I mean, it IS The Statham.
Posted by: Kargoyle at April 12, 2011 1:59 PM
Man, does Statham ALWAYS look like he's keeping an eye out for the opportunity to punch someone?
Posted by: Todd at April 12, 2011 2:13 PM
I want Megan Fox back.
Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 12, 2011 2:41 PM
The Statham will make a cameo about 2/3rds into the movie where he kicks Megatron's skinny metal ass, beats Starscream to death with a Nokia (tm) mobile phone and takes the fembot away from Shia. The most impressive part? It's not in the script...yet.
Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 12, 2011 3:31 PM
She looks like a young version of jocelyn wildenstein. I love ALL of the VS models, but she is f'ing weird looking and proof that sometimes gorgeous parts make up a fugly whole.
Posted by: stump at April 12, 2011 3:43 PM
Why is this drek called Dark Of The Moon? Yes, I know there's some "plot" point that involves the Moon, but were they trying to trick us into thinking that Pink Floyd had something to do with this and either accidentally left out a word or purposefully did so to avoid copyright infringement?
Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 12, 2011 7:09 PM
Nah- Thats totally Indy & Dr Shneider in the Venice Sewers! C'mon folks...
Am I the only one that sees it? Am I still suffering from Shia/Indy related trauma?
Posted by: short4astormtrooper at April 12, 2011 7:55 PM
The Statham looks awesome, thanks for the linkpic Exploding Head. Rosie looks rather smug in that photo, but I guess I would too if Jason was about to protect me from the sidewalk.
Posted by: LBeees at April 12, 2011 11:39 PM
Geez, she really does look plastic. That's spooky.
Posted by: Shadowen at April 13, 2011 1:56 AM
Looks like they finally wiped Micropenis' jizz off that blow-up doll's chin. Keep it classy, Hollywood.