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A First Look at the Iron Man 2 Suit, Plus James McAvoy is Back


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Trade News | May 7, 2009 | Comments (33)


There was quite a bit of news that didn’t warrant its own post today. Much of it doesn’t even warrant inclusion here, but you get to hear about it anyway.

First up: There’s going to be another Harold and Kumar film: A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas. John Cho, Kal Penn, and Neil Patrick Harris are expected to return (though, I’d imagine Kal Penn’s job in the White House might present a problem). It’ll be Christmas related (duh): I imagine it’ll be about a magical Yule log that you can smoke and smoke and smoke.

In washed-up news, Ray Stevenson, Christopher Walken and Val Kilmer have signed on as the leads in The Irishman, an action film based on the real story of mobster Danny Green. It’s based on To Kill the Irishman: The War That Crippled the Mafia by Rick Porrello. According to THR: “Greene was a violent Irish-American gangster who competed with the Italian mob in 1970s Cleveland and ended up provoking a countrywide turf war that crippled the mafia. Walken will play the loan shark and nightclub owner Shondor Birns, and Kilmer is a Cleveland police detective who befriends Greene.”

In news of the inexplicable variety, Katie Holmes has signed onto the Guillermo del Toro scripted Don’t Be Afraid of the Darkbased on a 1973 ABC telepic about a young girl who moves in with her father and his girlfriend and discovers they are sharing the house with devilish creatures.” Troy Nixey, a comic-book writer and Del Toro protege, will be making his directorial debut. It’s nice to see that Tom Cruise is letting Holmes out of the house.

Edward Norton and Robert De Niro, who starred together in the very mediocre heist film, The Score, are reteaming for Stone, about a “correctional officer (De Niro) who is seduced by the wife of a convicted arsoist (Norton) up for parole.” John Curran (We Don’t Live Here Anymore) is set to direct.

James McAvoy, who has been conspicuously absent since last summer’s Wanted, has paired up with Elizabeth Banks (who has not been at all absent this last year) for The Details. It’s a black comedy written and directed by Jacob Estes (Mean Creek) about a couple, to be played by McAvoy and Banks, “who discover an infestation of raccoons in their back yard. Disagreements over how to deal with the animals lead to an escalating series of events.” Anna Friel and Laura Linney have also joined the cast.

Finally, I leave you with the very first picture of Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.) in his new Iron Man 2 suit, courtesy of People. And is it just me, or does it look like Downey has spent a little too much time in the hair salon:

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Comments

Everything about that picture is awkward. Like, prom picture-level awkward.

Posted by: phaedawg at May 7, 2009 7:22 PM

looks like they're really gaying it up.

Posted by: gp at May 7, 2009 7:24 PM

Yeah? It looks more like a Iron Man Halloween costume with RDJ's head photoshopped in.

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at May 7, 2009 7:25 PM

Methinks he flew that thing with the helmet off.

Also a few pre-flight beverages.

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2009 7:27 PM

tru dat.
i hope we don't go thru shit like this every other or 3 days until it's released.
i will NOT be amused.

Posted by: gp at May 7, 2009 7:28 PM

who discover an infestation of raccoons in their back yard. Disagreements over how to deal with the animals lead to an escalating series of events

This sounds original and I love the casting. Potentially realistic as well. Mrs. socalled and I have had this argument, though it didn't go anywhere. A rat colony started using the wysteria vines on our house as an expressway from one lot to the other. I was torn between (a) getting a 20-pound tomcat from the pound and putting him on a 100-calorie-per-day diet and (b) sitting on the deck with an air rifle and night vision goggles and trying to take them out myself.

Fucking San Francisco. We hired a humane pest controller to drive them away. It actually worked, too, against my crabby, raving predictions.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 7, 2009 7:29 PM

Oh shit, Downey Jr looks ricockulous.

I hope McAvoy and Linney get lots of scenes together. I'm suddenly having fantasies of her being a Mrs Robinson type to his character. Christ, I'd love that.

Posted by: Caspar at May 7, 2009 7:35 PM

*Riiiiiing.......riiiiiiing.

Norton - Hello

DeNiro - Hi Ed, this is Bob.

Norton - Bob, you were supposed to be here an hour ago! Where the fuck are you?

DeNiro - I'm at home, sitting by the pool. where the fuck do you think I am.

Norton - Bob, we're ready to shoot the scene!

DeNiro - I know. Let's go, I'm ready.

Norton - What the fuck do you mean you're ready. You're not even here!

DeNiro - Wait.....are we ad-libbing this one?

Norton - Oh fuck! Not again.

Posted by: admin at May 7, 2009 7:36 PM

socalled, all of our cats and dogs have been hunters and while it's icky at times, we wouldn't have it any other way. Our shepherd mix is aces at killing ground hogs and all three of our cats (and toy sized dog) are accomplished rodent hunters.

My step-grandfather employed the rifle method of pest control. Shot the ground hogs from his porch with a loaded .22 he kept handy and left them where they fell "as a warning to the others".

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 7, 2009 7:38 PM

Our dogs also ensure a rat free yard, and we're really near canyons so they're constantly passing through. They've killed a few that weren't smart or fast enough to get out of Dodge during 2am trips to the bathroom. The cats do their share too, even though they technically aren't allowed outside.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd Wilson at May 7, 2009 7:55 PM

I saw the original "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" when I was a kid. I had to be around 7 or 8 years old. I had come back home on a Saturday night from playing "Dungeons and Dragons" with some friends across the street. I watched "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark" with my mom. It terrified me. I still remember certain scenes very vividly, despite the fact I don't think I've ever seen it since (which was anywhere between 27-28 years ago). Creepy movie.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at May 7, 2009 8:31 PM

Robert Downey Jr and James McAvoy with another job that sounds far more interesting in that Russian thing? This must be the best day of 2009!

Posted by: JoAnnie at May 7, 2009 8:38 PM

left them where they fell "as a warning to the others

He should put their little heads on pikes and hang little signs on them about "the king's justice." Our goldens are utterly useless at anything varmint-related other than barking like idiots and getting skunked. Aside from tri-annual skunkings, we run into a surprising number of wild animal situations in San Francisco.

Incident No. 1: When the older dog was a yearling she caught a fat, lazy city blackbird in her mouth at the park, then immediately let it go out of surprise. Lucky for all of us probably.

Incident No. 2: Same dog, on leash with me, rounded a corner in the Marina at dawn one morning and came face to face with a fairly fat raccoon. Funniest thing ever, 80 pounds of dog and 25 pounds of raccoon literally nose to nose for about a half-second, and the astonished look on both their faces said it all: "You are for goddamn sure not supposed to be here right now." I so wanted to unleash dog number 1 to see what would happen, but I know enough about raccoon teeth and claws.

Incident No. 3: Little dog, aka back-up dog, was retrieving a tennis ball about thirty yards out in the bay at Crissy Field when a seal popped up about five feet from her. It immediately submerged, but dorcas turned and started swimming after it. Good plan, little dog.

Incident No. 4: We were walking them one night after dark and happened upon a possum crossing the street. The dogs treed it in a city-planted sapling, and the fatass possum was so heavy it bent the tree to a 90-degree angle and almost fell on my missus, then jumped out of the tree and ran away.

We also had a hummingbird fly in the house one time, and the dogs nearly broke everything in the house trying to catch it.

I don't know what I did with my life before we had Dorko and Dumbo.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 7, 2009 8:38 PM

OK that suit is looking like the sort of thing a poor Cosplayer would wear at a fan convention. Not so cool.

Posted by: figgy at May 7, 2009 8:40 PM

Once a finch got stuck in our house (30 foot cathedral ceiling, windows 20 feet up, not so easy to get a bird out of). After two hours of the Mrs. and MiniMrs trying to get the finch down, I got home from work. I apprised the situation and whistled once. The finch immediately flew down and landed on my hand. I took him outside and let him go.

I am ... the bird whisperer.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd Wilson at May 7, 2009 8:46 PM

Or you could be Snow White. Were there cute bunnies and some dwarves?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 7, 2009 8:50 PM

Walken and Kilmer still have some chops.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at May 7, 2009 9:07 PM

regarding the suit pics:

God how I miss Stan Winston. He dies and everything falls to shit.

Posted by: Some Guy at May 7, 2009 9:24 PM

Were there cute bunnies and some dwarves?

Well the bunnies were roasted with garlic and the dwarves were wearing diapers while oil wrestling. Does that count?

Posted by: Steven Lloyd Wilson at May 7, 2009 9:31 PM

Downey looks like freaking Eddie Izzard. Which would be fine, were he Eddie Izzard. But he most decidedly is not.

Posted by: Ling at May 7, 2009 10:31 PM

Holy shit Ling, you nailed it!

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at May 7, 2009 10:46 PM

mmm, eddie izzard and robert downey jr in a movie together. I would see that.

Posted by: icyn2 at May 7, 2009 11:16 PM

Everything about that picture is awkward. Like, prom picture-level awkward.

Posted by: phaedawg at May 7, 2009 7:22 PM

Hey, my prom picture resents that remark!

Posted by: NF at May 8, 2009 12:50 AM

Joel Schumacher isn't directing the Iron Man is he?
Wow. Beefcake....

Also, I don't mean to be a Spellnazi or anything, but "arsoist" sounded kinda funny. Like "arseholist"

Posted by: Odnon at May 8, 2009 1:58 AM

That isn't the whole suit, BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
That's the top half, and the leggings he wears beneath the bottom half BOOO BOOOOO!! LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

As for Katie 'Zombie' Holmes in a Del Toro flick...well...thats it then, isn't it?
There is no hope.
Will the devilish creature be Tom?
I hope against hope that Holmes is the girlfriend and not the young girl, then at least she'll be a tertiary character whom I can ignore. OH!! Cast Dakota!!!

Posted by: nadine at May 8, 2009 3:41 AM

No, no, no. You just don't understand.

Tony Stark has had helmet hair, due to exercising his besuited badassery saving the world, and has ruffled it up to let his manly sweat dry in the sweet, sweet wind of freedom.

On the other hand, leggings.

Posted by: embertine at May 8, 2009 4:30 AM

It looks like Tony Stark got raving drunk and forgot to put on his pants the next morning before hitting the town to fight some evil.
Sounds like me today, only replace "town" with "hellhole office" and "evil" with "co-workin' turkeys".

Posted by: Kballs at May 8, 2009 7:41 AM

It's difficult to see in that pic if he still has his lifts on.

Posted by: wsapnin at May 8, 2009 8:00 AM

Well, the suit may look gay, but RDJ is still smokin'.

And, In washed-up news, Ray Stevenson... really? Titus Pullo, that big beefy beautiful badass? Don't know that I'll see the movie, but if he's desperate for work, I got some things he can work on.....

Posted by: dammitjanet at May 8, 2009 8:39 AM

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the IronMan photo looked gay. It's not just the leggings. It's the garters, and the garter belt. And damn Ling, he does look like Eddie Izzard!

Posted by: BWeaves at May 8, 2009 9:17 AM

maybe he lost the lower half of his suit as he was climbing up the giant donut

Posted by: vi at May 8, 2009 9:32 PM

I am hoping some sick son of a gun Photoshopped Robert Pattinson's hair on my beloved RDJr's head. Oy vey.

Posted by: lizling at May 10, 2009 9:58 AM

James McAvoy has been conspicuously absent because he's been starring in "Three Days of Rain" in the West End for the past 6 months or so.

...did I mention that I had a seat in the fifth row AND that I got to meet him afterwards AND that he signed my program and wished me a Happy Birthday?

Best birthday EVER!

Posted by: amanda at May 10, 2009 3:05 PM