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Tony Gilroy Solves Jason Bourne Dilemma In Dumbest Way Imaginable

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (22)



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When it was announced last week that Tony Gilroy would be taking over the Bourne franchise from Paul Greengrass, there were some questions about Matt Damon’s involvement in the movie. He had promised not to appear in a Bourne sequel if Greengrass wasn’t directing, and I wondered if this was the studio’s attempt at calling Damon’s bluff. If Damon didn’t acquiesce, would they replace the Bourne character with another actor, or would the studio simply cancel the project?

Neither, it seems. Tony Gilroy will make The Bourne Legacy without either Matt Damon or the Bourne character. Indeed, while the title of the movie is taken from a Robert Ludlum novel, the actual story has nothing to do with it. But it won’t be a reboot; it’s a continuation of the series, only without its namesake. Said Gilroy to Jeff Wells:

It’s a completely original screenplay….This is not a reboot or a recast or a prequel. No one’s replacing Matt Damon. There will be a whole new hero, a whole new chapter…this is a stand-alone project.
The easiest way to think of it is an expansion or a reveal…Jason Bourne will not be in this film, but he’s very much alive. What happened in the first three films is the trigger for what happens. I’m building a legend and an environment and a wider conspiracy…the world we’re making enhances and advances and invites Jason Bourne’s return [down the road].

Great idea, Gilroy. Take away the one thing that’s most attractive about the franchise: Matt Damon. Brilliant.

All I’m saying is: I hope the DVD cover has really good art, because this is going to be one very expensive straight-to-DVD sequel.










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Comments

Despite Matt Damon bearing no resemblance to the Jason Bourne in the books, and the stories also having no real connection to the source material, Damon was still the reason to watch these films, and I enjoyed them. Without him, and no indication of using the original material in a way that would make sense if you were ditching the big name star, I see no point at all to this franchise.

Posted by: Reba at October 12, 2010 11:27 AM

The Bourne Stupidity

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2010 11:34 AM

but it won’t be a reboot; it’s a continuation of the series, only without its namesake.

See, I told you people if we let them use 'reboot' when they meant 'remake' it would all end in tears. Soon we're going to be watching 'movies' composed entirely of trailers and stale popcorn.

Posted by: twig at October 12, 2010 11:36 AM

Coming . . . Summer of 2011:

Mission Impossible V: The Princess Cruise. --Shia Labuffy continues in the tradition of Tom Cruise (whose abs so disgusted us we never want to see them again) in stopping the hijacking of a cruise ship.

Rocky M -- Shia Labuffy trains for a fight given that Stallone's abs so disgusted us that we never want to see them again.

Indiana Jones and the Last Temple of Money -- Shia Labuffy completely replaces Harrison Ford (whose abs so disgusted us that we never want to see them again) in finding the watch that can turn back time.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 12, 2010 11:53 AM

So they are hoping people will be stupid enough not to notice that Jason Bourne is not in the movie? Good call.

Posted by: Candy at October 12, 2010 11:57 AM

Gee maybe they should cast that tool from the Trek parody from a while back, and way more shakycam work.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2010 12:00 PM

And they'll cast John Cena and have the identical box art yo The Marine.

Posted by: admin at October 12, 2010 12:08 PM

The Bourne Inanity

or

The Bourne Banality

I can go either way.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at October 12, 2010 12:22 PM

The Bou4ne Identity

Posted by: superasente at October 12, 2010 12:36 PM

This makes negative amounts of sense.

Posted by: Lauren at October 12, 2010 1:50 PM

So it's a Bond movie without Bond. A Superman movie that features Jimmy Olsen. Being John Malkovich starring Winona Ryder. Pirates of the Carribean: Story of the dude who stayed in port.

Yeah, that will go far. Good luck there buddy.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at October 12, 2010 1:58 PM

"Indeed, while the title of the movie is taken from a Robert Ludlum novel, the actual story has nothing to do with it."

Were you referring to the new movie your article is about, or all of the Bourne movies made to this date with Matt Damon that have absolutely nothing but the scant "secret agent with amnesia" plot-point?

I wish they would actually make a Bourne book into a movie, rather than just borrowing the namesake.

Of course they couldn't call it The Bourne Identity, now could they?

Posted by: Some Guy at October 12, 2010 2:06 PM

"The Bourne Exploitaion"

Posted by: Odnon. at October 12, 2010 2:09 PM

"Ten years after Bourne's disappearance a new amnesiac agent arises. Jason Bourne has spent the last decade teaching him everything he didn't know. Now he's inherited the mission...or whatever. He is...

"Heir Bourne"

Posted by: PaulterA at October 12, 2010 3:07 PM

Jason Bourne is a retired secret agent now working in an inner suburb school in gang infested Sherman Oaks California. When he is brutally raped and murdered during a drive-by his good friend, played by Terence Stamp, comes to town to teach the punks some discipline:

The Bourne Substitution: School's In

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2010 3:23 PM

WHAT?!?!

This is like making a new "Friday" movie but basing it on a Monday!

Shenanigans!!!

Posted by: Kballs at October 12, 2010 3:34 PM

lol BarbadoSlim

To play on your theme, replacing DJ Qualls with Terence Stamp and it could be called The Bourne Substitution: Tool's In, a comedy or Bela Lugosi as the replacement to call it The Bourne Substitution: Ghoul's In, for the horror. *G*!

Posted by: mc-rox at October 12, 2010 3:55 PM

The Bourne ... Happenstance?

Damn! Why can't I be clever too?

Posted by: Leftylad at October 12, 2010 4:08 PM

The Bourne Invisibility?

Why not go for the gold and call it "Gone With The Wind", or "Citizen Kane", or "Ghostbusters" since Jason Bourne wasn't in those films either?

Posted by: lil_a at October 12, 2010 5:01 PM

How about Bourne Again... Jason Bourne is killed and comes back as Bradley Cooper, who meets and falls in love with Jennifer Aniston who is the reincarnation of Marie. They know that the know each other from a history they can't remember due to a head injury they suffered while writing a script to a movie based on a book that it has nothing to do with.

Posted by: JimmyBeam at October 12, 2010 7:57 PM

The Bourne Discrepancy.

Posted by: penelope at October 12, 2010 9:42 PM

StillBourne

Posted by: Uriah Creep at October 13, 2010 5:21 AM