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Right after Murder and Mayhem and the Rescue in California - Tony Danza!

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (10)

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It’s not bad enough for the poor residents of my home town that they have to deal with the media circus that comes with my beloved Eagles signing a felonious dog killer to the squad? Now, the poor bastards have to watch their mayor personally beg the school commission to — get this — let Tony Danza come teach a tenth grade class.

Yes, Mayor Michael Nutter would like Tony Danza to come teach at Northeast High School for A&E’s new show “Teach.” As the Philly Inquirer explains it:

Danza proposes to co-teach the class with a certified teacher and work on extracurricular activities such as the prom and the school play. Students would opt into his class, district officials said.
The actor is already participating in the district’s new-teacher induction program.

The commission will vote on the issue next week. On the plus side, if they approve this mess, the school district will get a whopping $3,500, plus some facility and personnel costs. On the downside, they’ll have Tony fucking Danza teaching the children … teaching them what? That local morning news shows are terrible?









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Comments

that clip made my morning.
murder and mayhem, indeed.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2009 9:44 AM

If those kids learn who the boss is, it'll be enough.

Posted by: ed newman at August 17, 2009 10:13 AM

Do any high school sophomores know who Tony Danza even is?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 17, 2009 10:35 AM

I am utterly convinced that, the magical combination of Tony Danza's breath mixed with the aroma of his ball sweat, will immediately increase every students GPA in that class by five points.

That's right, much like Jenny McCarthy and autism, Tony Danza can cure stupidity.

Posted by: admin at August 17, 2009 10:47 AM

Admin, can Danza cure McCarthy of the stupidity of her belief that she can cure autism?

Posted by: Alice at August 17, 2009 11:15 AM

Posted by: joshiepants at August 17, 2009 12:37 PM

I don't know Alice, that would probably have to include a lock of Danza's hair in the magical olfactory potion. The last time someone messed with The Danza Coiffe, they turned up mouth sexed and bleeding in New Jersey. True story.

Posted by: admin at August 17, 2009 1:15 PM

The best montage EVER was when he fell while videotaping "The Gates" in Central Park.

Posted by: samantha t at August 17, 2009 1:43 PM

Wow, Tony sure is jaded! I actually kind of love him for that tirade.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 17, 2009 4:13 PM

He's absolutely right. Someone needs to change the news and I hope that newscaster and the crew who heard him went home and thought, "Damn, my journalism career is really just... not that at all."

Posted by: dene at August 17, 2009 10:13 PM