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"You Want Some Ice Cream, In Case There Are No Gay People There?"


What Does That Even Mean? / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | October 20, 2009 | Comments (38)


It’s one of those slow news days again, so we’ll end the day, as we did last night, with some more Hollywood scuttlebutt, though this is far more interesting and detailed. The AV Club ran an absolutely fascinating interview with Bronson Pinchot today — you remember? The guy from “Perfect Strangers”? The interview and, specifically, his thoughts about certain celebrities that he’s worked with, is honest and candid, almost to a fault. He gets a little … snotty … occasionally, but I do like the refreshing honesty, though it’s probably not going to get him any work anytime soon.

You really should go read the entire piece — it’s worth ten minutes of your time. And just to help sell it, the biggest piece of gossip concerns Tom Cruise, specifically, Pinchot’s observations of him on the set of Risky Business:

We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. He had spent some formative time with Sean Penn — we were all very young at the time, Tom was 20, I was 23. Tom had picked up this knack of calling everyone by their character names, because that would probably make your performance better, and I don’t agree with that. I think that acting is acting, and the rest of the time, you should be you, but he called us all by our character names. He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, “You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?” I mean, his lingo was larded with the most … There was no basis for it. It was like, “It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.” Very, very strange.

He goes on some more about Cruise. He also speaks highly of Tom Hanks, not so highly of Eddie Murphy. He’s uncomfortably honest about his time on “Perfect Strangers” (“I should have been able to go somewhere and get treated for some serious depression, based on the fact that I had some bad stuff happen when I was a kid, but I didn’t want to. And so I was actually quite depressed during ‘Perfect Strangers’”). He suggested Denzel Washington was abusive, that Bette Midler was a bitch, etc. etc.

It’s a cool piece from a source you wouldn’t really expect much out of. But then again, Pinchot doesn’t really have a lot going on anymore, so why not be honest?


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Comments

YOU LIKE ICE CREAM, YOU LIKE ICE CREAM, YOU LOVE IT, YOU CANNOT RESIST ICE CREAM, TO RESIST IS HOPELESS, YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ICE CREAM....

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 20, 2009 8:25 PM

Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!

Posted by: Alexandra at October 20, 2009 8:25 PM

Ice cream makes you gay. And chicken sandwiches. Wait, what? Where was I going with this again?

Never mind. I love Bronson Pinchot.

Posted by: MM at October 20, 2009 8:29 PM

FAAAAAAAAAAAA...


mmmm

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 20, 2009 8:38 PM

Tom Cruise likes the Rocky Road.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at October 20, 2009 8:57 PM

I always kinda suspected Bronson Pinchot was cool. But you realize, now he'll never get work again...

Posted by: Jerce at October 20, 2009 8:59 PM

Great interview!

Favorite quote: "...It’s a good lesson, because anything that looks “charming,” if you scratch the surface, there’s going to be fudge."

Posted by: Salieri2 at October 20, 2009 8:59 PM

I CAN HAS BUT SECTS!?!?

Posted by: gp at October 20, 2009 9:05 PM

OT:

Here's the thing, if you reeeeaaally look at Cruise and Penn within their respective acting range. One can see similarities even if they are not obvious at first glance.

What *I* get when I do that is the following: After they did Taps each of these fellas adopted their "personas" Cruise went on to become the, "guy who has to overcome a problem and pulls a trick in the end" while Penn became "method ham guy" which basically boils down to: Sean Penn taking his character waaaaay too seriously and just coming off as Sean Penn doing exactly that. Go ahead, if you are sucker for punishment rent "At Close Range" and see what I'm talking about. (Spicoli is not included in that, that was awesome)

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 20, 2009 9:18 PM

I admit that I watched Pinchot on VH1's "The Surreal Life" a few years ago. I thought he was a funny guy, but he was unbelievably lecherous, hitting on anyone with a vagina. He even hit on Janice Dickinson, aka Skeletor's Sister.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 20, 2009 9:21 PM

I really enjoyed that interview. The AV Club has been running some great stuff lately.

It's fascinating to hear that Denzel might be a dick.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 20, 2009 9:23 PM

Good for him. I love an honest dude afloat in a sea of bullshit.

Posted by: Cindy at October 20, 2009 9:34 PM

Wow, that was really good. Kudos to him for being so honest and yes, insightful.

I don't agree about him not getting work again- he now has a chance to enjoy a renaissance with indy and ironic film makers who cast because of who the person is and not strictly for the role. Like when Paul Reubens makes cameos now.

I'm probably not making too much sense atm, but I have to finish with the Mischa Barton part making me very sad.

Posted by: Lola at October 20, 2009 10:05 PM

This is just further proof that Tom Cruise is the gayest closeted celebrity since Liberachi.

Posted by: George at October 20, 2009 10:31 PM

LIBERACE WAS GAY?!?!!?!

Posted by: Vermillion at October 21, 2009 12:17 AM

Hey George...you forgot about Michael Jackson.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 21, 2009 12:36 AM

"You Want Some Ice Cream, In Case There Are No Gay People There?"

What the fuck does that even mean is right. I read this article hours ago, and since then that one phrase has been repeating in my head. I cannot, for the life of me, even make any kind of sense out of that.

How, in any way, would that ever make sense?! Are there places where they don't serve ice cream to straight people?? Does there need to be a gay person around in order for ice cream to be served?? What in Jeebus's fucking name does being gay have to do with ice cream!!! I am so confused. This is driving me crazy. I need some kind of context!

Posted by: ashes at October 21, 2009 1:11 AM

I think he just means that if there are no gay people there, they should celebrate. Which, of course, means ICE CREAM!

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 21, 2009 1:40 AM

Ashes,

It means: in case they want to put something in their mouths. You know, simulating a blow job.

It is a stretch and took me a minute to figure it out.

Posted by: Slap Happy at October 21, 2009 2:36 AM

That's too stretchy.

I think it was meant as a veiled insult to whomever he was talking to, in-line with all of the other comments Pinchot listed that Cruise made at the time; the ice cream being offered as a consolation to the person for the lack of gay people (e.g., Cruise was calling the person gay (in a derogatory sense) by using asking that question).

Posted by: The Bajingo Kid at October 21, 2009 3:19 AM

That interview teared me up. Pinchot must have tumor or something, and just doesn't give a fuck no more.

It's becoming a small meme already on the AVC, if you read the comments with the interview they had with RZA (http://www.avclub.com/articles/rza,34255/2/). RZA unfolds his theory on why people become gay (not born). He based it on - wait for it - The Bible.

Posted by: Adere at October 21, 2009 5:49 AM

Tom Cruise is the inspiration for Patrick Bateman.

http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/mary-harron-reveals-inspiration-behind-patrick-bateman/11810

Director Mary Harron discusses Bale's inspiration for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho in a new interview with Blackbook magazine.

"How did you and Christian Bale develop his character in American Psycho? "

"It was definitely a process. We talked a lot, but he was in L.A. and I was in New York. We didn’t actually meet in person a lot, just talked on the phone. We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy."

It makes so much sense:

Posted by: Mebe at October 21, 2009 8:02 AM

“You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?”

This reminds me of the last time I ate a banana split. I had gone back to England in 1980 for a reunion with my old school chums (shut up, I'm old), and for some reason they thought it would be neat to take me to an American style hamburger joint. I was craving fish and chips, but nevermind.

When it came time to order dessert, they all had naughty names. The Raquel Welch was two domes of orange jello. You get the idea. The only dessert without a naughty name or description was the banana split, so I ordered it.

When it arrived it was two scoops of vanilla ice cream with a non-split banana standing upright between them. There was an upside down cherry on the top of the banana with a thin stream of cream cumming (sic) off the top and down the banana. There were chocolate shavings on the balls of ice cream. We all stared at it. My friends asked me how you eat something like that. I opened my mouth, grabbed the back of my neck, and forced my head down on top of the cherry and bit the end off. A guy at the next table winced. I haven't ordered a banana split since.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 21, 2009 8:58 AM

Well hell BWeaves! That has to be memory of the day! I could find a serious analogy with Tom Cruise, ice cream and a split being shellacked. Well that or an off colour "walked into a bar joke".

Posted by: Four Eyes at October 21, 2009 9:25 AM

I scream, you scream, we all scream for penis.

Posted by: jpguy13 at October 21, 2009 9:47 AM

I read it as Pinchot just making up an example of Cruise's 'gay non sequiturs', because he couldn't recall an actual quote. Or something.

That interview is fun. It's always amusing when somebody just says 'fuck it, this is what happened'. But yeah, since actors usually keep that stuff amongst themselves, Pinchot may have fucked up his work prospects a tad.

Posted by: Tarn at October 21, 2009 9:59 AM

Is he the guy who's hooking up with hot models on ___Tallconnect Co m___ ? actually there're lots sexy people there, Online chat, blogs, forums, flirtation and messages! Start an May-December romance just a click away! Whether for heat or passion, you are gonna be surprised what you might be end with!!LOL :-)

Posted by: gorden22 at October 21, 2009 11:31 AM

I hope someone fucks RZA in the ass and he likes it.
What a pretentious douchebag!

Posted by: Drake at October 21, 2009 11:56 AM

I took it to mean that Tom Cruise was suggesting that whoever he was asking the question of was gay, and that that person might want to go be the token gay person at the ice cream shop, in case there weren't any other gay people there.

Man, Tom Cruise is a jerk.

Posted by: Kolby at October 21, 2009 12:03 PM

Kolby,

Ahhhh. I can see that now.

Once again, Cruise has stumped my Xenu-free brain.

Posted by: Slap Happy at October 21, 2009 1:58 PM

I met Bette Midler a few years back and she was absolutely delightful. Down to earth and friendly.

Sooo - who to believe?

Posted by: Juliam at October 21, 2009 4:13 PM

That's a bit different than a professional relationship, Juliam. Pinchot said she was being a bitch to that particular director. I've always heard that Bette is very gracious with fans, but I've also heard that she can be fairly difficult to work with.

Posted by: Craig at October 21, 2009 6:37 PM

Mebe...Bateman as Cruise makes sense to me..in the novel Pat Bateman meets Cruise in an elevator. It's really too bad Tom is known for the crazy these days, cuz the man has made some damn good flicks.

Posted by: stryker1121 at October 21, 2009 8:34 PM

I've worked around Tom Cruise, and the guy is genuinely nice. He seems energetic, professional, and good-spirited. I haven't even heard rumbles of anything that would stand in contrast to that. He can be an odd guy, just as seen through occasional public behavior and remarks, but he's a likeable dude. That comment honestly sounds like an inside joke taken out of context, and who doesn't remember acting overenthusiastic sometimes at 20?

Just giving my two cents from my own experience, and observing the impressions I get from others who are working with him. Haven't heard a bad word yet.

Posted by: Parker at October 21, 2009 9:34 PM

You want some ice cream, Parker?

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 22, 2009 1:39 AM

Hahah, I'm fine, thanks. Parker, in this case, is a girl's name ;) No crushing going on here.

Posted by: Parker at October 22, 2009 1:10 PM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessOnly.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Helen at October 23, 2009 2:05 AM

Tom is powerful and the nicest in Hollywood. Make sense some are jealous. I see many blogs and forums and many got zero respect on Pinchot.
He just elevated Cruise because dissing makes people small.

Posted by: optimus prime at October 27, 2009 1:08 AM





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