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I've Been Here Waiting for You. With My Legs Open

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)



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I’m sure many of you have step-fathers, so help me out here. I have this theory that at least 65 percent of all step-fathers are bearded and do bad impressions, and by bad impressions, I mean bad impressions of actors that nearly everyone already does 100 times better: Nicholson, John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, etc. My step-father, of course, specialized in his impression of Yogi Bear, a character that’s probably only familiar to half of you under the age of 25, and only then because there’s probably a character statue of him in front of your favorite campground. That impression, of course, consisted of only on line, “Hey-a Boo Boo!” No matter: 11-year-olds are easily entertained, and even bad impressions go a long way toward erasing the idea that your step-father is trying to replace your real father.

Anyway, the news here is that the Yogi Bear movie that’s been in development for some time is shaping up even more. I believe we already reported that Anna Faris has already joined the project as the female lead — a documentary filmmaker who comes to Jellystone Park to shoot a film. Dan Akroyd (who I bet is a step-father!) will be voicing Yogi Bear and Justin Timberlake will do the voice work for Boo Boo. Now, Variety reports that Tom Cavanagh has signed on for the male lead, Ranger Smith, in the live-action/CGI hybrid.

Now, I dig Tom Cavanagh — I may be the only straight man alive who had a really strong affection for “Ed,” and loved it enough to watch both of Cavanagh’s short-lived series afterward, “Trust Me” and “Love Monkey” (I even hung in with “Eli Stone” for a bit, if only for his presence). And the strange thing is — as horrible an idea as a Yogi Bear movie is, Cavanagh is nevertheless kind of perfect for Ranger Smith. I’d like to believe that it’d even give a boost to his career, but who am I kidding? Really? Nobody cares about Tom Cavanagh except me and some weird woman in Sheboygan with too many cats.

And am I wrong, or does Cavanagh have a bit of a stepfather quality about him, too?

In completely unrelated news, which I’m adding here just because I like the jarring juxtaposition — like banging your head against a wall and then eating an ice cream — here’s the latest and final trailer for Rob Marshall’s Nine, the Daniel Day Lewis musical with all those singing and dancing actresses (Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cottilard, Penelope Cruz, Sophia Loren, Judi Dench). It’s gonna get a lot of Oscar nominations, and then you’re going to feel like you have to see it, even though you don’t really have that much interest. Go Weinsteins!










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Comments

What no mention of Cavanaugh as JD's brother "Dan" on Scrubs? His finest work of yet to date!

Jesus that trailer was boring the hell out of me until the 1:10 and Penelope showed up. Good God, woman. I need some alone time...

Oh, and Chicago sucked. Big balls.

Posted by: D-Day at December 1, 2009 11:56 AM

They're making a *live-action* Yogi Bear movie? Holy Christ.

Fuck you for setting this precedent, Chipmunks.

Posted by: Abe Froman at December 1, 2009 12:16 PM

Tom Cavanagh? More like Com Tavanagh...Am I right?

Posted by: Adventureman at December 1, 2009 12:21 PM

My Dad (cannot call him "step") does not fit your profile. He does tell bad jokes though.

I love the Nine trailer despite the inclusion of Kate and Fergie. I'm willing to give Kate a chance at least. But that other bit of news you wrote - that I'm ignoring.

Posted by: Cindy at December 1, 2009 12:26 PM

Don't forget the live action Rocky and Bullwinkle suckoff.

Judy Densch and Sophia Lauren. Yum.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 1, 2009 12:26 PM

My stepfather has a beard, he does not, however, do any impressions. For that, I am grateful.

I like Tom Cavanagh too--though I didn't watch Ed--and enjoyed Love Monkeyfor the two or so episodes it was on the air.

I still don't see myself going to a live-action Yogi Bear movie, though.

Posted by: tamatha at December 1, 2009 12:40 PM

I may be the only straight man alive who had a really strong affection for “Ed,”

What, that was rare? I'd probably hate Justin Long if I hadn't watched him there. And I still think Julie Bowen's BEAUTIFUL.

Incidentally, "Love Monkey" wasn't too bad a book, but the way it was turned into a show just sounded ridiculous and I didn't bother watching it.

Tom actually does sound brilliant for Ranger Smith, if someone's gotta do it.

At least Mr. Lewis isn't doing more sweaty moustache acting for the Academy this time, but they'll still be unable to make me give a shit.

Posted by: Jay at December 1, 2009 12:41 PM

Are you a Catholic?
I'm trying.
Try harder!

This was my life before I turned 15.

NINE looks awesome. I've never seen anything like that before. Judi Dench, Pé Cruz and Daniel Day Lewis more than make up for Fergie.

Posted by: Sofía at December 1, 2009 12:46 PM

It’s gonna get a lot of Oscar nominations, and then you’re going to feel like you have to see it, even though you don’t really have that much interest.

Doesn't even generate enough interest from me to watch the trailer.

Posted by: EricD at December 1, 2009 12:52 PM

I do agree Sofi.

Posted by: Cindy at December 1, 2009 1:14 PM

Nine is a great film if you can ignore any and all knowledge you have of the musical. Otherwise it's 1/3 of a great musical and 2/3 of toned down mediocrity that ignores any significant psychological issues or darkness hinted at in the first 1/3. Fergie's awful. I always have to stress that. Her song is edited around her presence, focusing on back-up dancers and Fergie rolling in sand rather than Fergie singing one of the best songs in the show. Big casting mistake.

Posted by: Robert at December 1, 2009 1:20 PM

I love Tom Cavanagh (gay male here, though). Ed is one of the most undervalued shows - I think that whole cast was great and I'll basically watch any of them (especially Julie Bowen) in anything. And he's really hot. And now he's co-starring with Anna Faris, who rules my world.

I never thought I'd say this: when the live-action Yogi Bear opens, I'll be there.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at December 1, 2009 1:27 PM

My bearded Step-Father (boy, does that sound dirty) does a bang on Sean Connerry, and he looks a LOT like SC in Red October.
That's all I got. I am resisting the urge to take that 'legs open' line and reeeeaaly run with it.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 1, 2009 1:42 PM

Oh, and I like Tom Cavanagh too. Just sayin.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 1, 2009 1:43 PM

So...Penelope being naughty and sexy...Marion Cotillard looking gorgeous...Sophia Loren being the godess she is...Judy Dench being awesome...I'll ignore the others. What's not to love about this movie again?

Posted by: Joker at December 1, 2009 2:02 PM

I don't know how anyone can dislike Tom Cavanagh. Dude's just so damn likable. And he was hilarious every single time he was on Scrubs.

Posted by: figgy at December 1, 2009 3:12 PM

Who is that lady in the picture and why is she so shiny?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at December 1, 2009 3:41 PM

Other people saw Love Monkey? I really dug that show. Didn't it have Judy whatshername in it too?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 1, 2009 4:37 PM

Another straight guy who really enjoyed Ed, over here.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 1, 2009 5:53 PM

Daniel Day-Lewis continues to be the man.

Shame about Fergie though. What a bitch casting decision.

Posted by: Mick J at December 1, 2009 8:44 PM

Nine - so, they're re-making All That Jazz, only with a movie director instead of Bob Fosse?

Been there, seen that, this go-around is a big maybe. Maybe if I have a free pass. Maybe if I have nothing better to do, and maybe wanna go sit in a movie theatre. Dunno.

It was really cool the first time around. Maybe just to see Sophia Loren actress' everybody else off da screen?

Posted by: bjs1109 at December 1, 2009 9:07 PM

I actually went to a screening of Nine and it's very good. Fergie was very very good and her voice is amazing. Kate Hudson was the weakest link really and not needed in the movie. In fact her role was not in the original musical. Fergie is great and the trailer is not showing her entire scene. She plays it so well showing emotions and is a perfect Saraghina. Marion was very good as was penelope. Fergie and Marion blow the others away with their singing. I have seen Nine the musical and Daniel Day Lewis, Judi Dench, Marion, Penelope and Fergie are great! But Fergie blows everyone away with her emotions and projection on the beach and her amazing vocals.

Posted by: Rhonda at December 2, 2009 1:17 AM

Um... Rhonda, are you secretly Fergie?

I loves me some Loren, and not even Kate Hudson can keep me away from Nine, if only because it would mean more DDL in my life.

Tom Cavanagh has such a disappointing career, considering how likable he is. Amazing on Scrubs, and such the impersonation loving step-dad, Dustin, good call. And Love Monkey was great! I'm definitely part of the handful of people who watched and totally loved it.

Posted by: Maude at December 2, 2009 4:48 AM


















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